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pornJester 10-16-2002 04:36 PM

<center><table border="2" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="550" bordercolor="#000000"><tr><td width="10%" valign="top"><img border="0" src="http://www.webmastervault.com/pics/me&amp;aria.jpg" width="294" height="343"></td><td width="50%" valign="top"><div align="center"><table border="0" cellpadding="10" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td width="100%"><font size="2" face="Verdana">pornJester is the 22 year old internet entrepreneur behind the wealth of resources at <a href="http://www.webmastervault.com" target="_blank">WebmasterVault.com</a> and <a href="http://www.gayaw.com" target="_blank">GayAW.com</a>. Managing successful resource sites is more than a fulltime job but he still finds time to get out an and fraternize with the ladies. While pictured here with two beautiful women, he barely takes advantage of available female indulgences as he is seeking that special girl. You may run into him at industry events such as Internext, so eligible ladies don't hesitate to say hello as he will not be a bachelor forever!</font></td></tr></table></div></td></tr></table></center>

AaronM 10-16-2002 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornJester
<center><table border="2" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="550" bordercolor="#000000"><tr><td width="10%" valign="top"><img border="0" src="http://www.webmastervault.com/pics/me&amp;aria.jpg" width="294" height="343"></td><td width="50%" valign="top"><div align="center"><table border="0" cellpadding="10" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td width="100%"><font size="2" face="Verdana">pornJester is the 22 year old internet entrepreneur behind the wealth of resources at <a href="http://www.webmastervault.com" target="_blank">WebmasterVault.com</a> and <a href="http://www.gayaw.com" target="_blank">GayAW.com</a>. Managing successful resource sites is more than a fulltime job but he still finds time to get out an and fraternize with the ladies. While pictured here with two beautiful women, he barely takes advantage of available female indulgences as he is seeking that special girl. You may run into him at industry events such as Internext, so eligible ladies don't hesitate to say hello as he will not be a bachelor forever!</font></td></tr></table></div></td></tr></table></center>
AND....He is a GREAT fuck!

MetaformX 10-16-2002 04:47 PM

pornjester is a gentleman too. He always calls the next day after a night of hot anal

Sly_RJ 10-16-2002 04:50 PM

Sorry ladies... I'm taken by Nina.

dantheman 10-16-2002 04:51 PM

Dan, Internet Inventer,
founder and member of the hunglow club
funny,semi brainy, laidback
has a tendicency to pretake in earthly herbs and concoctions

And owner of a kick ass wagon
http://www.gogetporn.com/sweet.htm

dont worry ladies There's enough of me to go around

:D

pornJester 10-16-2002 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaformX
pornjester is a gentleman too. He always calls the next day after a night of hot anal
Minutes before a hot threesome...

http://www.fukin-a.com/internext02s/...MG_7575-01.jpg

Krome 10-16-2002 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
I'm only single for Chishire (and maybe nina)
I love people who cant spell.:moon

Lane 10-16-2002 05:09 PM

http://www.cjultra.com/lane.jpg

Lane:
20 year old. Student , Programmer, Webmaster. 4th year in college studying Computer Science. Ex-Swimmer for 15 full years, and at international level for the last 5 years (participated in European Championships etc..). He speaks 3 languages. He knows how to enjoy the life.
And nobody has any idea how good he is gonna treat his next love! ;)

liquidkid 10-16-2002 05:31 PM

http://www.liquidwomen.com/liquidkid.jpg

I'm legal!

Nina 10-16-2002 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
Cheshire Kat, a 25 year old California native, is the dirty mind behind AmateurPages.com's naughty writing and a part time college student studying web design. She's a habitual giggler, and can drop you to your knees with one taste of her homemade spicy carrot soup. With a low-fat soy chai tea in hand she'll jet off to exotic lands such as Berkeley and San Francisco for a simple weekend surfing, or rubbing elbows with infamous nobodys. What this girl lacks in equity she makes up for in imagination and simple living, so any guy that can get this lady to put a ring on his finger knows that she's about to light up a ringless cigar.

:thumbsup
next

you can drop me to my knees anytime. :Graucho

Krome 10-16-2002 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lane
http://www.cjultra.com/lane.jpg

Lane:
20 year old. Student , Programmer, Webmaster. 4th year in college studying Computer Science. Ex-Swimmer for 15 full years, and at international level for the last 5 years (participated in European Championships etc..). He speaks 3 languages. He knows how to enjoy the life.
And nobody has any idea how good he is gonna treat his next love! ;)

You also have a kick arse tuffty....(English saying means you woke up with a bit of hair sticking out that is not going to lie flat)

Cheshire 10-16-2002 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nina
you can drop me to my knees anytime. :Graucho
*PURRRRRRRR*

Joe Sixpack 10-16-2002 06:15 PM

http://www.pornonabudget.com/spain0002.JPG

Hello Ladies. My name is Joe Sixpack. I take drugs. Lots of drugs.


:glugglug :drinkup :rasta :pimp

TeraBabes 10-16-2002 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
Wow

or...

and I know this hasn't occured to many...

I might *LIKE* being single?

:eek2

Word...

You will be very happy to know that I want you for sexual purposes only. I have absolutely no interest in any type of meaningful relationship with you.

MetaformX 10-16-2002 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornJester


Minutes before a hot threesome...

http://www.fukin-a.com/internext02s/...MG_7575-01.jpg

That was a really fun threesome jester. I remmeber I was so nervous about not getting you pregnant that right before blowing my load, I tried the old pull out method, but your ass was so tight, I couldnt get it out in time! To make it worst, Aaron kept making fun of my balls, and that added to the stress. :1orglaugh

AaronM 10-16-2002 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaformX


That was a really fun threesome jester. I remmeber I was so nervous about not getting you pregnant that right before blowing my load, I tried the old pull out method, but your ass was so tight, I couldnt get it out in time! To make it worst, Aaron kept making fun of my balls, and that added to the stress. :1orglaugh

What balls? Grow a pair then I will not make fun of them. :)

eRock 10-16-2002 07:55 PM

eRock (n: e-rok) - a 30 y.o. SWBDUM (single white broke dumb & ugly male) residing in West Town, Chicago. eRock has a B.A. in nothing (liberal arts) and graduated college with an undeclared major after 7 years of racking up student loans, while spending most of his loot on dope, guns & fucking. eRock enjoys quiets evenings kicked back in his beanbag chair, wearing loose-fitting, elastic-broken tighty whiteies, eating cheetos & watching Scooby Doo re-runs. ISO of a sex addicted nympho who's completely out of his league that also enjoys cooking, cleaning up after him, a quick roll in the hay w/ a hairy, over weight sex gawd w/ a small weenie & always being at his beckon call.

Any takers? :Graucho

Pornwolf 10-16-2002 08:02 PM

Pornwolf:

A nice 34 year old, educated, sensitive, well read, simple casual, open minded guy with dimples who loves kids and who digs on cooking vegan cuisine who appreciate women with a wry ironic sense of humor.

Well... the 34 part is a stretch.

pimplink 10-16-2002 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornwolf
Pornwolf:

A nice 34 year old, educated, sensitive, well read, simple casual, open minded guy with dimples who loves kids and who digs on cooking vegan cuisine who appreciate women with a wry ironic sense of humor.

Well... the 34 part is a stretch.

Are you, like, my twin? :):1orglaugh

Cheshire 10-16-2002 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pimplink
Are you, like, my twin? :):1orglaugh
oooh, which one of you is the EVIL one?

Squishy 10-16-2002 10:19 PM

I'm Squishy. 30 years old. I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbicile. I will only complicate you. Trust in me and fall as well. I will find a center in you. I will chew it up and leave. I will work to elevate you, just so I can bring you down. Trust me.

Pornwolf 10-16-2002 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
oooh, which one of you is the EVIL one?

http://smilies.networkessence.net/co...o/sasmokin.gif

RAM 10-16-2002 10:23 PM

OK,

I'm going to show you I"m the one

http://insanefucking.com/ram.jpg

CDSmith 10-16-2002 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RAM
OK,

I'm going to show you I"m the one

http://insanefucking.com/ram.jpg

hubba hubba....
send me 14 more poses and I'll promote you.

pimplink 10-16-2002 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RAM
OK,

I'm going to show you I"m the one

http://insanefucking.com/ram.jpg


That pic reminds me of when I used to watch the Rocky Horror Picture show on University avenue at Berkeley. The live cast was great. But the guy who played Frank Furter was AMAZING.

AaronM 10-16-2002 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pimplink



That pic reminds me of when I used to watch the Rocky Horror Picture show on University avenue at Berkeley. The live cast was great. But the guy who played Frank Furter was AMAZING.

Thanks for taking me back to when I was 15 and in the Caberet.

I can still do that entire movie from memory. Dumbest fucking flick ever made but what a great way to kill a Saturday night. :thumbsup

quiet 10-16-2002 10:40 PM

quiet - after far too many martinis:

http://207.240.40.4/uvlight/images/quiet01.jpg

love me. love me. love me. love me.

MetaformX 10-17-2002 04:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
quiet - after far too many martinis:

http://207.240.40.4/uvlight/images/quiet01.jpg

love me. love me. love me. love me.

thats the first time I think quiet has posted his picture on GFY. I think hes getting soft!

Ross 10-17-2002 05:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornJester


Minutes before a hot threesome...

http://www.fukin-a.com/internext02s/...MG_7575-01.jpg

Nice shirt Meta....can I borrow it for Vegas?

MetaformX 10-17-2002 05:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ross


Nice shirt Meta....can I borrow it for Vegas?

thanx bro. only thing is, the shirt looks almost white now...too many cum stains on it now, thanx to paul :(

chodadog 10-17-2002 05:29 AM

Brendan, aged 19. The only thing this young man has going for him is his ability to make a girl laugh. He has no money. He's not exactly attractive either. One of those "only his mother could love him" kind of guys. Still, if a night out at the local pub for a $6.95 steak and chips sounds good to you, he's your man!

OOOH YEAH! I'm a prized catch. Ladies, one at a time please.

Ross 10-17-2002 06:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaformX


thanx bro. only thing is, the shirt looks almost white now...too many cum stains on it now, thanx to paul :(

Damn that boy ruins everything!!!

:1orglaugh

12clicks 10-17-2002 06:51 AM

12clicks-

38yr old part owner of a multi-million dollar internet empire
cultured, well read, likes fine dining, fine wine.
Big house, nice car, wine cellar, library, wallet, country club, etc.

oops, shit. I'm not single. :1orglaugh
sorry, got carried away.
carry on.

Cheshire 10-17-2002 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Squishy
I'm Squishy. 30 years old. I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbicile. I will only complicate you. Trust in me and fall as well. I will find a center in you. I will chew it up and leave. I will work to elevate you, just so I can bring you down. Trust me.
You're such a TOOL

lol
:winkwink:

jimmy3way 10-17-2002 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pimplink
...vegan cuisine...
One of my favorite oxymorons.

Jakke PNG 10-17-2002 09:51 AM

My name is Jakke and I'm an alcoholic.

Bobo 10-17-2002 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Squishy
I'm Squishy. 30 years old. I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbicile. I will only complicate you. Trust in me and fall as well. I will find a center in you. I will chew it up and leave. I will work to elevate you, just so I can bring you down. Trust me.
Are these from Tool's Undertow album?I haven't listened in so long but Cheshire posted something re: Tool. Ironically 'Prison Sex' is probably my favourite song off that disc.

drunkdollars 10-17-2002 09:56 AM

http://www.drunkdollars.com/personal/chaffer.jpg

24 year old love bunny

TDF 10-17-2002 09:59 AM

TDF is here at GFY on account of Lensman's affirmative action plan. He is young,bright and an all around smart ass.Ladies love his smart mouth and always seems to have a nack for being a great listener. Working with three black sites and a non adult web project keeps this man busy but he always finds a way to post on GFY. A self made man he always listens to the advice of others and goes out of his way to help others make money..this is to you big papa smurf!


http://www.platinumthong.com/toodamnfli.jpg

AaronM 10-17-2002 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaformX


thats the first time I think quiet has posted his picture on GFY. I think hes getting soft!

If you mean the first time he has shown his actualy face....No, it is at least the 2nd.

A true stalker should know these things....:Graucho

pimplink 10-17-2002 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimmy3way


One of my favorite oxymorons.

I guess you haven't tried my cooking. With the right herbs and spices, vegetables and tofu can taste several levels BEYOND meat.

shawcutie 10-17-2002 10:18 AM

PornKings Rogeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer....I thought you were saving yourself for me??!! :(

I guess I have no choice to throw myself upon MetaformX then...

:Graucho :Graucho

Hi, I am shawcutie. I am 23, 5'4, 115 lbs, short sassy brown hair, big brown eyes, olive skin, a nice rack, the cutest country accent you will EVER hear and a smile that will knock you down.

You must be able to carry a conversation, know at least 3 current events, have all limbs and teeth, have never been on Americas Most Wanted, and know how to rub feet.

http://www.purecandyimages.com/laura_1.htm


Please send all applications with picture to [email protected]

megamuch 10-17-2002 10:19 AM

http://fotoboek.fok.nl/userpics/9976.jpg

Megamuch - Born and raised in Rotterdam The netherlands this 23 year old (almost) college dropout can nowadays be found in one of the better cities of Europe, Barcelona.
Introduced into the wonderfull world of sex at age 15 he first started working as an audio engineer making 0900 lines. Nowadays his niche is the spanish market seeking out all the seņoritas in Spain.
He can usually be found in one of the bigger clubs sipping margaritas. Special intrests include the usual stuff although soccer would be called 'wimpish' to the average american woman .

:winkwink:

(oh sorry for the gay pic :thumbsup )

jimmy3way 10-17-2002 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pimplink


I guess you haven't tried my cooking. With the right herbs and spices, vegetables and tofu can taste several levels BEYOND meat.

That's the silliest thing I ever heard...sounds kind of like: With the right lighting and couch and snacks, sitting at home watching Millionaire is several levels BEYOND going to see a first run movie at a nice theatre.

Cheshire 10-17-2002 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by megamuch
(oh sorry for the gay pic :thumbsup )
*cough* *cough*
uh, you don't have to apologize for anything sweetheart...

pimplink 10-17-2002 10:40 AM

Its all about personal taste and sensibility

Yeah, kicking back at home with digital surround sound, a 60 inch screen, some freshly made tiramisu and watching "La Dolce Vita" with grappa and brie.... seems to beat the fuck out of watching a movie in a crowded theatre holding a plastic cup containing overcarbonated drinks and heavily buttered popcorn.

At least at home you can pause the DVD and discuss Mastroiani's acting and the impact of Socialist politics and French left bank existential philosophy on Fellini.

To each his own :)


Quote:

Originally posted by jimmy3way


That's the silliest thing I ever heard...sounds kind of like: With the right lighting and couch and snacks, sitting at home watching Millionaire is several levels BEYOND going to see a first run movie at a nice theatre.


Cheshire 10-17-2002 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pimplink
I guess you haven't tried my cooking. With the right herbs and spices, vegetables and tofu can taste several levels BEYOND meat.
But you know ~ sometimes a girl just needs a nice, juicy serving of hot Grade A beef...

:winkwink:

RAM 10-17-2002 11:28 AM

Ok I'm also in support groups too:

http://insanefucking.com/ram2.jpg

Cheshire 10-17-2002 11:41 AM

Ram ~ I didn't know you're a Veteran!

jimmy3way 10-17-2002 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
But you know ~ sometimes a girl just needs a nice, juicy serving of hot Grade A beef...

:winkwink:

Ooooh I like you.

Actually, when anybody talks vegan BS I usually think of southern fried chicken and mustard greens tossed in bacon drippings.

Being white yet able to make soul food makes it easy to cure jungle fever, LOL.


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