fiddy stds :thumbsup

So what kind of crazy tranny hooker cop was (s)he?

I need closure on this crazy CL tale ;)

sounds like a pretty normal story to me...welcome to the internet.

LOL curious to hear if he got arrested in a sting or did he find out SHE was a HE?

Update us already! :)

I have absolutely no clue as to what you are trying to say. :1orglaugh

You should teach a seminar on appropriate hooker etiquette at XBiz!

LOL! Yah I just nutted on her tits. Oh well now I want to kick her ass out of this place. She was a bit overweight but had huge tits!

where's the pics

Nah on both counts, she just didn't look as good as her picture. Fuck man I've learned my lesson that just because a girl has DD tits doesn't mean she is hot ROFLOL! :Oh crap

She was nervous, she wouldn't even give me head. Oh well, she eventually did it when I had a condom on. Alright I won't be contacting her back again.

did she let you suck her dick? :1orglaugh

Yes , sometimes I can be vague.

So heres the deal:

You get some whores that are good to go. You get an "Around the block " type chick. One you can barely trust. You get a nice quiet old tweeker for a driver. You run some ads on CL.

The phone rings off the hook. Your chick swindles some deals. You call the nearest hoe you posted your ads at. After the money exchange.. The driver and the hoe kinda do an impromtu "I dont have a driver handoff" . She actually throws it out the door and the driver is supposed to get it a scram. Hopefully no voyeurs or robs on the other end. Looking back conversion 1/4 is good. some times those fuckers just lurk out the window and they are good for the night.

200 for the hour
Hoe - 50
Driver - 50
Company 100

About the Asians . They were the type to go all the way and take one for the team. Like a true working woman.

I dont miss those day at all.

E.A.S.L. ??????

EASL - Emergency Artists Support League

I forgot to donate this year

Hopefully she takes only one. Good luck with that...:thumbsup. Keep your cellphone on you so you can be found with GPS tracking...

fuck her and post her pix here :):):)

how much was she???

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

$2.25 I helped her with gas money. :thumbsup

So to sum this whole thread up....

You posted an add on CL, and met a chick who sent you a picture of her in 9th grade.

Now being the lonely desk jock that you are, chatted with her about simple things, then moved on to sex, because you have desert dick the size of the Sahara.

Once you had a date set you waited anxiously for her to show up, and once she did you were aroused (that you can't deny, because you haven't seen pussy that wanted you in over 3 years) and escorted her in your office, and proceeded to have sex with a black woman whom may be the carrier or hepatitis a threw c, hepatitis, and god knows what other diseases.

You busted a nut, which you could've easily done one your own, with lefty or righty, and not risked the chance of any type std, because we all know you kissed her.

Finally......

You woke up and realized it was 7 a.m
http://blog.imedexchange.com/LuckyOl...og-wake_up.jpg
and you had to be at work at 8, but you thought you'd share this great dream with us.


:2 cents:

I call bullshit...

Damn, you could make a living out of this.

that's what i was thinking will happen to him but i actually was going to recommend to him to make sure there is no tree truck in her pants. :1orglaugh

shes not a minor is she?

lol too funny.

Let me know, I could use some extra $ :D

Whatever you do...DO NOT DISCUSS MONEY FOR SEX! The fucking cops are crawling all over craigslist bro. A buddy of mine got busted by an undercover female police officer that was "looking for sex" on craigslist. His face was plastered all over the local news channels. Not saying that this is going to happen to you but you never know. Especially going by fucking craigslist. The place is notorious for undercover cops.

Was your "buddy" the mayor or some other public official. I just can't see the local news using up all of their airtime showing random johns busted on CL everyday.

Damn that's crazy, what state did this happen in?

I can make up a story too ? anyone interested ?

She's gonna be fat

The guy bangs a fat black girl and you think he is making it up LOL, Is anyone over 18 in here? I am just over 30 and I have seen enough shit to believe anything. I would bet the same thing went down in 1000 other places that night. People meeting just for the fuck of it. Maybe more will come from it maybe not. Maybe the woman hopes he calls back and then she says oh my car broke I need 100 bucks. Who knows, funny thread anyway

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