It Had To happen...Cleavagefield! - GoFuckYourself.com

SykkBoy · 05-20-2008, 08:25 AM

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You had to ask, didn?t you?

This is an ad for a new giant monster film that?s just gone into production. No, really! It is! The film?s called Cleavagefield ? for reasons no one could possibly guess, though I?m sure it will became clear when we see the movie? Here?s the plot, as described by director Jim Wynorski:

A bunch of hot chicks are having a slumber party for their friend Tiffany, who?s off to Sweden to make a high end Triple X movie. The festivities are in high gear; but then a giant monster inexplicably invades Los Angeles. One girl videos everything as the babes make a run for it through the city. But there are more things to beware of beside the monster. According to some naked hotties seen in an alley way, the monster is covered with moth-mites that drop off its slimy body then attack unwary female victims, chewing off their clothes. It?s a harrowing night for all involved.

Wynorski has fallen from the exploitation heights of Chopping Mall (1986), The Return of the Swamp Thing (1989) and The Haunting of Morella (1990) into a fertile career that combines B-grade monster flicks like The Curse of the Komodo (2004) with soft-porn film parodies like The Bare Wench Project (2000) and The Bare Wench Project 2: Scared Topless (2001) ? all of them very low budget.

As you can tell, though, Cleavagefield is a serious drama?.

http://roberthood.net/blog/index.php...cleavagefield/

Jim Wynorski has this amazing knack for filming breasts in just the right lighting ;-)
One of my favorite exploitation filmmakers...

CDSmith · 05-21-2008, 10:59 AM

How did I miss this thread?!

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As you can tell, though, Cleavagefield is a serious drama….

I can imagine. I'm almost looking forward to this more than I am to see the parent film Cloverfield.

:D

RyuLion · 05-21-2008, 11:01 AM

lol..Cleavagefield..

Scott McD · 05-21-2008, 11:01 AM

Probably best than most the movies out just now...

SteveVVS · 05-21-2008, 12:43 PM

now this is the type of porn i love!

SykkBoy · 05-21-2008, 02:04 PM

Best Jim Wynorski movie of all time though (though this could surpass it):
Hard To Die
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103111/

"Die Hard" in a building full of lingerie-clad women...

CDSmith · 05-21-2008, 03:54 PM

Russ Meyer would have been proud.

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