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I am divorced - my drunk ass divorce night

05-19-2008, 01:12 PM

I want to thank XXX Jay for having my drunken ass over at his casa of debauchery this weekend.

I had gone out earlier in the night with Rev Sand to film a porn party. You know a porn party sucks when I am the only porn "star" in attendance.

We left that bar where it was held and went to Satine Phoenix's party where I drank way too much vodka; at this point I lost my phone.

From there events get cloudy, but Rev Sand his brother and I plus a couple real porn starlets we met at the party went to XXX Jay's house.

I remember that Airek, Big Steve, Shane World's Megan, and a bunch of other hot chicks were there. At one point I thought I was Jesus and tried unsuccessfully to walk on the water in Jay's pool.

I want to publically thank Jay for letting me crash at his house. I apologize to those that were there if I offended anyone. I don't recall the last time I got that drunk, but then again I have never gotten divorced either.

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05-19-2008, 01:13 PM

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05-19-2008, 01:20 PM

Originally posted by Porno Dan

I remember that Airek, Big Steve, Shane World's Megan, and a bunch of other hot chicks were there.

Since when are Airek and Big Steve considered hot chicks? lol.. jk
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05-19-2008, 01:21 PM

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Since when are Airek and Big Steve considered hot chicks? lol.. jk

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05-19-2008, 01:25 PM

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Since when are Airek and Big Steve considered hot chicks? lol.. jk

Hey, give him a break. He already said he was drunk.

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05-19-2008, 01:45 PM

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05-19-2008, 01:49 PM

I was just wondering why someone seemed to be missing lately.
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05-19-2008, 01:50 PM

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I was just wondering why someone seemed to be missing lately.

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05-19-2008, 02:01 PM

Originally posted by Porno Dan

I want to thank XXX Jay for having my drunken ass over at his casa of debauchery this weekend.

I had gone out earlier in the night with Rev Sand to film a porn party. You know a porn party sucks when I am the only porn "star" in attendance.

We left that bar where it was held and went to Satine Phoenix's party where I drank way too much vodka; at this point I lost my phone.

From there events get cloudy, but Rev Sand his brother and I plus a couple real porn starlets we met at the party went to XXX Jay's house.

I remember that Airek, Big Steve, Shane World's Megan, and a bunch of other hot chicks were there. At one point I thought I was Jesus and tried unsuccessfully to walk on the water in Jay's pool.

I want to publically thank Jay for letting me crash at his house. I apologize to those that were there if I offended anyone. I don't recall the last time I got that drunk, but then again I have never gotten divorced either.

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05-19-2008, 02:03 PM

Originally posted by MandyBlake

yeah same here.

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05-19-2008, 02:07 PM

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i am one hot bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok the secret's out. I got divorced so I could carry on my affair with you and Steve.

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05-19-2008, 02:10 PM

Originally posted by Porno Dan

You know a porn party sucks when I am the only porn "star" in attendance.

I have the same problem...
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05-19-2008, 02:24 PM

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05-19-2008, 02:25 PM

Originally posted by pimpporn

Since when are Airek and Big Steve considered hot chicks? lol.. jk

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05-19-2008, 02:32 PM

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05-19-2008, 02:38 PM

sorry to hear about your divorce sweetheart but glad to hear that you and your buddies were surrounded by hot chicks and debauchery this weekend. i hear that's the way most guys get over a girl, fuck a bunch of hot chicks

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05-19-2008, 03:19 PM

Glad to hear you had a great time!

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05-19-2008, 04:47 PM

Oh!! Honey!! Sorry to hear!!! But I Bet a lot of women are glad to hear such a funny guy is single now!!!

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05-19-2008, 04:52 PM

I think we saw it coming anyways, glad to hear of your shenanigans... looking forward to seeing ya soon buddy

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05-19-2008, 04:57 PM

Originally posted by baddog

I was just wondering why someone seemed to be missing lately.

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05-19-2008, 05:01 PM

nothin wrong with getting drunk
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05-19-2008, 05:17 PM

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05-19-2008, 07:58 PM

Originally posted by trishauptown

Oh!! Honey!! Sorry to hear!!! But I Bet a lot of women are glad to hear such a funny guy is single now!!!

Thanks for the words of encouragement. It means a lot.

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05-19-2008, 08:46 PM

It was a good night...

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05-19-2008, 08:52 PM

Originally posted by Porno Dan

I want to thank XXX Jay for having my drunken ass over at his casa of debauchery this weekend.

I had gone out earlier in the night with Rev Sand to film a porn party. You know a porn party sucks when I am the only porn "star" in attendance.

We left that bar where it was held and went to Satine Phoenix's party where I drank way too much vodka; at this point I lost my phone.

From there events get cloudy, but Rev Sand his brother and I plus a couple real porn starlets we met at the party went to XXX Jay's house.

I remember that Airek, Big Steve, Shane World's Megan, and a bunch of other hot chicks were there. At one point I thought I was Jesus and tried unsuccessfully to walk on the water in Jay's pool.

I want to publically thank Jay for letting me crash at his house. I apologize to those that were there if I offended anyone. I don't recall the last time I got that drunk, but then again I have never gotten divorced either.

LOL.. I was supposed to b there but I flaked sounds like I missed out on a rly good time

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05-19-2008, 09:17 PM

Dan, Been down that road 3 times. Single is better for both of us... J

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05-19-2008, 10:07 PM

Originally posted by IntenseJerry

Dan, Been down that road 3 times. Single is better for both of us... J

I agree.

I waited 37 years to get married, and managed to get divorced in 16 months.

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05-20-2008, 12:05 AM

Dan you are amazing: Recap of the night, kinda. Walked in, Steve threw my PNut M&M's at A1R3K in the Jacuzzi, Beansie (the drunk passed out guy) passed out again but seemed to smile every time I brought naked titties over to him (so I think he was playing possum) Dan, wasn't that drunk (or he might just be the most awesome drunk I have ever seen), he still was throwing game. It was cool when he tried to walk on water though, I spilled a beer on myself and Jays cool hanging bed (sorry Jay) as drunk Beansie tried to kinda direct a fun girl girl that was going on right next to me and just totally kill my wood. Uuumm, A1R3K got sum, and that's pretty much it. I think, or at least that I can tell you or i'd have to kill you (lol) Fun times, thanks for having us Jay... .. .

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05-20-2008, 12:11 AM

I wish I could be at a party like that lol

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05-20-2008, 03:55 AM

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I wish I could be at a party like that lol

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05-20-2008, 04:08 AM

boys will always be boys! have fun!

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05-20-2008, 06:35 AM

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05-20-2008, 06:40 AM

Sounds like a great way to celebrate your divorce :-)

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05-20-2008, 06:42 AM

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05-20-2008, 06:50 AM

Sounds like you had a good time.

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05-20-2008, 08:05 AM

Originally posted by Porno Dan

I agree.

I waited 37 years to get married, and managed to get divorced in 16 months.

Was it that long? I didn't win the pool then.
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05-20-2008, 08:30 AM

Ouch, sorry to hear on the divorce but you'll be fine soon!

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05-20-2008, 08:32 AM

Divorce sucks.. Hang in there Dan, it gets better!!

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05-20-2008, 08:36 AM

Originally posted by Porno Dan

I agree.

I waited 37 years to get married, and managed to get divorced in 16 months.

Shit happens bro ..

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05-20-2008, 08:51 AM

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Steve threw my PNut M&M's at A1R3K in the Jacuzzi

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05-20-2008, 09:11 AM

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05-20-2008, 09:31 AM

Originally posted by Shameless

Dan you are amazing: Recap of the night, kinda. Walked in, Steve threw my PNut M&M's at A1R3K in the Jacuzzi, Beansie (the drunk passed out guy) passed out again but seemed to smile every time I brought naked titties over to him (so I think he was playing possum) Dan, wasn't that drunk (or he might just be the most awesome drunk I have ever seen), he still was throwing game. It was cool when he tried to walk on water though, I spilled a beer on myself and Jays cool hanging bed (sorry Jay) as drunk Beansie tried to kinda direct a fun girl girl that was going on right next to me and just totally kill my wood. Uuumm, A1R3K got sum, and that's pretty much it. I think, or at least that I can tell you or i'd have to kill you (lol) Fun times, thanks for having us Jay... .. .

This is way more than I remember.

All those years having your own bar shine through at times, as I was beyond drunk.

Once again thanks to Jay for having us at his beautiful pad.

I look forward to partying with you guys again soon at the party I am throwing for Xpeeps June 5th at Blue Moon Nights.

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05-20-2008, 09:32 AM

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05-20-2008, 09:37 AM

sorry to hear about the divorce.. :\
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05-20-2008, 03:04 PM

Thanks for all the kind words. I appreciate it.

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05-21-2008, 10:20 AM

Originally posted by IntenseJerry

Yes Dan, next month in LA... Bringing Tabitha from www.TotallyTabitha.com... Let the games begin... J

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05-21-2008, 10:23 AM

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