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				ou have 30 seconds to answer this 3rd grade math question for $5000.
			 
			Y    This was from "Are you smarter than a 5th grader" 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
	
	No paper/pencil or calculator. Just in your head. If a pound of peanuts cost 48 cents, how much does 5/8th of a pound of peanuts cost?  | 
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		 30 cents 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 30    fuck i know to much about eigths. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			Unless i went wrong in head. 
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		 Divide 48cents by 8, than x that number by 5. Am I wrong? 30 cents, not hard to do in your head. But if you haven't done math in a while, sometimes these things trip you up easily. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 5th grade???? I used to do this when I was 3 years old, gee 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Dude not all of the questions are 5th grade. Hell what is it like one is, right? The rest is like 2 fourth, 2 third, 2 second, 2 first questions. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 I divided 48 by 2, then figured out 1/8th of 48 is 6, and added 24+6 to come up with 30. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 He had a Ph.D and still got it wrong ... I could not believe it 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 The best was that dude answered 40 CENTS. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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 Without pressure, it's simple. Without pressure, most people can do this in 10 seconds tops. Add stress, and suddenly it becomes hard. 
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		 some people just got mad game calculating cost based on weight in the imperial system. Fuck i can fire off calculations on eights and quarters, in ounces and pounds like a mothafucka :P my multiples of 4 and 8 are tight.... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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 You meet a woman on mars who has 8 beautiful titties - she says you can fondle all her titties at the same time for 48 cents. You only have 5 hands - how much will this cost you? 
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		 I would have just stolen the nuts and kept the cash ! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 But he also had more than 30 seconds to answer which is the annoying part of the program -- they let them take FOREVER.  Give them 60 seconds. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 After Shock... your avatar happened to me once. I accidentally bought the crazy chinese fertilized premie eggs and tried to crack them into a pan for some fried eggs.. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 That is such an easy one so that even though you only have 30sec under pressure you should be able to have it right 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 That was a question for a 5th grader? A 5th grader of what? A school for imbeciles?  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			  As far as I remember myself in 5th grade we were solving square equations. Oh, I don't even ask what country is that. P.S. 48*5/8 is the answer, or 48/8*5 because it's easier to calculate in mind. 
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		 Whats the fucking point... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			You aint got 5000 to give away you moron. 
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		 That's not even close to being hard or tricky... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Was easy. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 This is classic SAT question style.  At first glance doing it the "normal" / "correct" way it would be difficult to do.  But there is usually something simple you can do to make the problem much easier as pointed out above. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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