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05-16-2008, 11:22 PM
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You have 30 seconds to get out of a fire: What do you take?
There was a fire in my building and told to evacuate NOW!
I got my phone, wallet and strongbox. Luckily it was contained and I am back, but is there something you would try to save? Aside ofcourse from family..for I am single. Scary time. |
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05-16-2008, 11:23 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Wallet and cat
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05-16-2008, 11:24 PM
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perverted justice decoy
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i'd pull the carpet out with everything on it
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05-16-2008, 11:26 PM
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Harddrive & wallet.
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05-16-2008, 11:27 PM
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Pounding Googlebot
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Laptop, Passport, wallet, strongbox.
WG
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05-16-2008, 11:31 PM
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Wife, cat, wallet and laptop.
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05-16-2008, 11:36 PM
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I'd probably throw the cat towards the flame to help stop the fire
Grab the baby, girlfriend and my wallet I'm good Camera, then laptop. If there's time. I'll probably go running back in when I realize I forgot my weed.
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05-16-2008, 11:44 PM
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laptop, phone, PSP, my "the last starfighter" dvd, mainly anything else i can grab after that...
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05-16-2008, 11:56 PM
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It's coming look busy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn".
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Wheelchair
Emergency kit (it has money and important documents or copies plus keys and stuff). dog & cat Anything else would be non priority. My emergency kit has pretty much everything I need. It gets updated often. Has computer backup dvd's of my work pc, wifes pc, scans of all photos, copies of all id's, you name it. All in one simple rubbermaid box in pantry.
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05-17-2008, 12:05 AM
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Interesting replies.
Monday morning quarterbacking, seems a lot of us would would choose data as one. |
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05-17-2008, 12:08 AM
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aka K-Man
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wallet, watch, external hdd, laptop then the wife
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05-17-2008, 12:09 AM
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My fleshlight, laptop and lube.
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05-17-2008, 12:55 AM
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Pretty smart..I need to get an emergency kit together. |
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05-17-2008, 01:45 AM
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1) My son
2) Computer 3) Wallet
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05-17-2008, 01:48 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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take out - harddrive, documents, cellphone
bring in - my mother in law |
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05-17-2008, 02:03 AM
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My fleshlight!
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05-17-2008, 02:18 AM
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happened to me once when in Uni, our apartment buildings roof was ablaze and we lived on the top floor...ended up just waking my roomate, grabbing my wallet and keys and getting out of there quick....luickly other than a bit of water damage from the firehoses everything was ok
Its nice to say you'll take this that etc ect but when a cop is banging on your door telling you to the get the f out then you grab whats nearby and leave...laptop was the last thing on my mind. Now I have a bank deposit box with all my important documents and copies of passports, birth certificates etc etc. |
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05-17-2008, 02:18 AM
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Now choke yourself!
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Obviously, the steaks, give them a change to thaw, and something to eat during cleanup.
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05-17-2008, 02:40 AM
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05-17-2008, 02:44 AM
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05-17-2008, 05:54 AM
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My animals. Anything else can be replaced.
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05-17-2008, 06:17 AM
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Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
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kids, wife, computer, cat...
fuck once living in an apartment.. 3am in the morning the fucking alarm goes off.. thinking its a real fire... trying to get the cats.. had 2 at the time the fuckers were running from me.. ran under the bed.. I threw my bed over very quick, almost ripped my house apart to save the stupid cats.. next time they burn.. and all for a fake drill because of kids pulling the alarm. |
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05-17-2008, 06:25 AM
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Cat, harddrive, greencard and passport. In that order. The stuff in my wallet is easily replaceable.
I live in San Diego, and have done this three times already. I took pictures of my entire house beforehand, with all the cupboards open. Then I made a CD of it in case my house burns. So I would just grab the cat and my harddrive and I would have everything I need to show the insurance company. In fact, just two weeks ago my canyon was on fire. They managed to put it out with planes dropping that orange stuff. I was watching it from my house. Really close.
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05-17-2008, 07:42 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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I'd grab my wallet and laptop. If I had any extra time, aka 20 seconds, I'd grab the cell phone and what ever else was handy at the time. We're just running on 30 seconds here, so I doubt I'd have time for much else.
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05-17-2008, 07:47 AM
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my petrol, and my matches
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05-17-2008, 07:51 AM
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Best VOD Company
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my dog and my cell phone
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05-17-2008, 07:55 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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05-17-2008, 09:27 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Id grab my cock and start pumping furiously !!! I LOVE fires !
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05-17-2008, 09:32 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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My tabla drum...
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05-17-2008, 09:33 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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cat first, then strongbox that has passport and cash, wallet and laptop.
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05-17-2008, 09:42 AM
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wallet, notebook and keys for the car / house
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05-17-2008, 09:45 AM
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05-17-2008, 01:29 PM
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CPU (easier than HDD?), laptop, wallet and mobile.
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05-17-2008, 01:45 PM
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Let's do some business!
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I don't know, probably nothing. Everything listed here is easily replaceable or I don't really care all that much about it.
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05-17-2008, 02:00 PM
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Laptop bag, Laptop, External drive, video camera, tapes, shorts (i sleep naked and would hate to run out in the nude...lol) tshirt, razor....shit..I'm on fire...HELP!!! FUCK!!! I'M BURNING!!! HEEEELPPPPPPPP!!!!
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05-17-2008, 02:27 PM
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a big shit
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05-17-2008, 02:30 PM
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Girlfreind, Iguana, Wallet and Hard Drive
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05-17-2008, 03:08 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Laptop (with bag) external drives, cellphones, wallet, dog and some medicinal.
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05-17-2008, 03:13 PM
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wallet, passport, laptop and dwarf hamsters (wich would be a bitch because they try to kill eachother if they are in range to smell eachother)
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05-17-2008, 03:13 PM
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Dog and cat. The cat would run. I'd probably die trying to get her. As I was being burned alive I would regret it and decide I should have just grabbed the pictures...
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05-17-2008, 03:37 PM
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Cats ( dog will probably come after me ) and wallet .
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05-17-2008, 03:57 PM
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05-17-2008, 04:02 PM
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My scared shitless ass.
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05-17-2008, 04:02 PM
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♦ Web Developer ♦
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Wallet, Laptop, Iphone.
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05-17-2008, 04:04 PM
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Charles in Charge complete series DVD set.
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05-17-2008, 06:53 PM
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99% of the people posting on this board wouldnt make it.
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05-17-2008, 06:58 PM
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(felis madjewicus)
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i have to agree, i'd grab my tower. i got too much time invested in this fucking thing to leave it behind
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05-17-2008, 08:15 PM
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I need a beer
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05-17-2008, 11:23 PM
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1. Laptop
2. Cat 3. Car keys 4. Wallet 5. Mobile
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05-18-2008, 04:16 AM
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Webmaster
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1 : My Wife
2 : My cat 3 : My Laptops 4 : My Payoneer Card 5 : My Epasscard I dont need my phone, when my house is on fire, the whole fucking town can see it. News travels like the speed of fire. I will try to enjoy it, but hell, i forgot my camera out of the house.
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