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Old 05-14-2008, 04:22 AM   #1
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Drunk 'Darth Vader' punished for Jedi attack

Drunk 'Darth Vader' punished for Jedi attack

LONDON (AFP) - A booze-fuelled Briton pretending to be Star Wars villain Darth Vader was punished Tuesday for a bizarre surprise attack on two Jedi fanatics.

Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27 -- who has a chronic alcohol problem -- donned a black bin bag for a cape and used a metal crutch for a lightsabre when he impersonated the Dark Lord of the Sith on March 25.

He then lept over the wall of a "Jedi Church" where Barney Jones and his cousin Michael were duelling with lightsabres while filming a documentary.

The fans of the Star Wars films established the "church" last year in Holyhead, northwest Wales.

Hughes hollered "Darth Vader" as he swung his crutch about, whacking Barney Jones over the head with it and punching Michael Jones in the thigh.

The Jedi are guardians of peace and justice, and the force was with them at Holyhead Magistrates' Court as district judge Andrew Shaw punished "Darth Vader" with a two-month suspended jail sentence and a 100-pound (195-dollar, 126-euro) fine.

Hughes got off lightly compared to the film version of Vader -- who had a hand chopped off by his son Luke Skywalker and was finished off by bolts of Force lightning from the evil Emperor Palpatine.

Hughes, who has previous convictions for assault, had drunk the best part of a 10-litre box of wine and could not remember the attack, his lawyer Frances Jones told the court.

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Old 05-14-2008, 04:28 AM   #2
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Too much influence or addiction is never too good... how sad that people tend to be so stupod...
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Old 05-14-2008, 06:41 AM   #3
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Old 05-14-2008, 10:05 AM   #4
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Old 05-14-2008, 10:27 AM   #5
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Old 05-14-2008, 10:35 AM   #8
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Old 05-14-2008, 10:47 AM   #9
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so there's REALLY a jedi "church"? wow.
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Old 05-14-2008, 11:28 AM   #10
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Old 05-14-2008, 12:54 PM   #12
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anyone know his name on gfy i'm sure he is a member ;)
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i wonder who is going to far, the jedi church, or the drunk who attacked them
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