An Open Letter to Hillary Rodham Clinton - GoFuckYourself.com

mikesouth · 05-08-2008, 11:49 AM

An Open Letter to Hillary Rodham Clinton - from mikesouth.com
By TimCase

Subject: There Goes the Neighborhood

Dear Hillary:

Look, I don?t mean to be rude, but stop, okay? I mean, really? just stop.

I realize that you pride yourself on being a survivor, a hard fighter, a tough broad who won?t quit when the race gets long and the nights get cold. I admired you back when you were the First Lady ? hell, I even voted for Wild Bill twice ? and I thought your plan for Universal Health Care was admirable in intent, if a bit misguided and doomed to failure (we have about as much chance of going to socialized medicine in the United States as we do of adopting the metric system or overturning the death penalty). I even considered supporting you in your campaign for this year?s Democratic nomination early on (however, weary from the sting of voting for Democratic also-rans in the past two Presidential elections, I decided to support someone who might actually be able to BEAT the Republicans this year. Sorry.)

Surely even you can see that the time for concession is at hand. I mean, seriously ? West Virginia? You?re going to campaign hard in West (By God) VIRGINIA? And then Kentucky? For what, their handful of slack-jawed delegates? Look, hon ? I know you?re a long way from Arkansas these days, but I was born and raised down there in West Virginia. What are you going to try to do and win votes in that godforsaken state? Give away scratch-off tickets? Offer tax rebates to anyone who buys a new double-wide? Drive around in the back of a pick-up truck sipping on a bottle of Boone?s Farm and listening to Kid Rock with your skirt hiked up?

It?s over, babe. Admit it to yourself. Stop blowing all that dough Bill makes giving rambling speeches to overseas power brokers and just quit. Chelsea never looked more uneasy onstage than she did yesterday when she said her mom was going to be the next president. You?re becoming an embarrassment to her. Imagine what she?ll tell her offspring about their crazy old grandma who thought she was going to be president.

Take the high road, Hill. Relax. Retire to the country and write your memoirs. Build a library. Put on some Fleetwood Mac. Smoke a bowl. You didn?t want to be president anyway, did you, what with this country headed straight down the toilet? Hell, there?s Iraq. The coming oil crunch. Health care. An aging population. The thought of picking up the reins of this nation after 8 years of fevered stomping by that bastard G-Dub has to be enough to make you long for the solace of your pocket rocket. Just keep telling yourself ? Thank God it?s over.

Congratulations, babe. You did it. You ran with the Big Dogs. You made us proud.

Now get your ass back to the kitchen and get me a beer.

Tim Case

http://www.tittybarboss.com

TreasureBucks · 05-08-2008, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by mikesouth

Drive around in the back of a pick-up truck sipping on a bottle of Boone?s Farm and listening to Kid Rock with your skirt hiked up?

mikesouth · 05-08-2008, 11:55 AM

tim is an amazing writer

uno · 05-08-2008, 12:23 PM

Great letter.

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notoldschool · 05-08-2008, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by mikesouth

tim is an amazing writer

I agree. Great read.

Phoenix · 05-08-2008, 01:40 PM

haha nicely done

tony286 · 05-08-2008, 01:43 PM

tim is the man

CyberHustler · 05-08-2008, 01:49 PM

Nice one...

Rochard · 05-08-2008, 01:54 PM

Dear Hillary,

Um, just wondering. Where were you when your husband was getting blown in the oval office.

Signed,

Richard.

Corona · 05-08-2008, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Dear Hillary,
Where were you when your husband was getting blown in the oval office.

Knocking back shots with McCain

LAJ · 05-08-2008, 03:28 PM

That was a great fuckin letter.

I'm going to ping Hillary on ICQ right now with a link to this thread...

05-08-2008, 11:49 AM	#1
mikesouth Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: My High Horse Posts: 6,334	An Open Letter to Hillary Rodham Clinton An Open Letter to Hillary Rodham Clinton - from mikesouth.com By TimCase Subject: There Goes the Neighborhood Dear Hillary: Look, I don?t mean to be rude, but stop, okay? I mean, really? just stop. I realize that you pride yourself on being a survivor, a hard fighter, a tough broad who won?t quit when the race gets long and the nights get cold. I admired you back when you were the First Lady ? hell, I even voted for Wild Bill twice ? and I thought your plan for Universal Health Care was admirable in intent, if a bit misguided and doomed to failure (we have about as much chance of going to socialized medicine in the United States as we do of adopting the metric system or overturning the death penalty). I even considered supporting you in your campaign for this year?s Democratic nomination early on (however, weary from the sting of voting for Democratic also-rans in the past two Presidential elections, I decided to support someone who might actually be able to BEAT the Republicans this year. Sorry.) Surely even you can see that the time for concession is at hand. I mean, seriously ? West Virginia? You?re going to campaign hard in West (By God) VIRGINIA? And then Kentucky? For what, their handful of slack-jawed delegates? Look, hon ? I know you?re a long way from Arkansas these days, but I was born and raised down there in West Virginia. What are you going to try to do and win votes in that godforsaken state? Give away scratch-off tickets? Offer tax rebates to anyone who buys a new double-wide? Drive around in the back of a pick-up truck sipping on a bottle of Boone?s Farm and listening to Kid Rock with your skirt hiked up? It?s over, babe. Admit it to yourself. Stop blowing all that dough Bill makes giving rambling speeches to overseas power brokers and just quit. Chelsea never looked more uneasy onstage than she did yesterday when she said her mom was going to be the next president. You?re becoming an embarrassment to her. Imagine what she?ll tell her offspring about their crazy old grandma who thought she was going to be president. Take the high road, Hill. Relax. Retire to the country and write your memoirs. Build a library. Put on some Fleetwood Mac. Smoke a bowl. You didn?t want to be president anyway, did you, what with this country headed straight down the toilet? Hell, there?s Iraq. The coming oil crunch. Health care. An aging population. The thought of picking up the reins of this nation after 8 years of fevered stomping by that bastard G-Dub has to be enough to make you long for the solace of your pocket rocket. Just keep telling yourself ? Thank God it?s over. Congratulations, babe. You did it. You ran with the Big Dogs. You made us proud. Now get your ass back to the kitchen and get me a beer. Tim Case http://www.tittybarboss.com __________________ Mike South It's No wonder I took up drugs and alcohol, it's the only way I could dumb myself down enough to cope with the morons in this biz.

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