Top 10 Reasons Why A Handgun Is Better Than A Woman - GoFuckYourself.com

CDSmith · 10-15-2002, 10:25 AM

TOP 10 REASONS WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN

10. You can trade a .44 for two .22's.

9. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.

8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it.

7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.

5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

3 . A handgun won't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?"

2. A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:

1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

pr0 · 10-15-2002, 10:34 AM

Amen!

RATBOY · 10-15-2002, 10:38 AM

TESTIFY!!!

10-15-2002, 10:25 AM	#1
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Top 10 Reasons Why A Handgun Is Better Than A Woman TOP 10 REASONS WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN 10. You can trade a .44 for two .22's. 9. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road. 8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it. 7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup. 6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo. 5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. 4. Handguns function normally every day of the month. 3 . A handgun won't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?" 2. A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it. AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN: 1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

10-15-2002, 10:34 AM	#2
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	Amen!

10-15-2002, 10:38 AM	#3
RATBOY Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,592	TESTIFY!!!