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TimBlaze · 05-06-2008, 02:22 PM

They got 2 for 1 BIG MACS son... I'll stroll down there at 12am, pick up two big ass burgers for $3.01 and im pumped to work till 3am....when I wake up I feel like a bear that was shot with a tranquelizer dart but damn only $3!!!

Barefootsies · 05-06-2008, 02:23 PM

Bryan G · 05-06-2008, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimBlaze

They got 2 for 1 BIG MACS son... I'll stroll down there at 12am, pick up two big ass burgers for $3.01 and im pumped to work till 3am....when I wake up I feel like a bear that was shot with a tranquelizer dart but damn only $3!!!

GrouchyAdmin · 05-06-2008, 02:24 PM

You could get 3 double cheeseburgers for $3 (minus sales tax). I think those will assist death a little faster than a Big Mac. They don't pretend to put vegetables on it.

payd2purv · 05-06-2008, 02:27 PM

How the fuck can you work after eating that?

All i'd wanna do is jerk off and pass out...

05-06-2008, 03:16 PM

WOW... I'd die if I ate even 1 of those things, let alone 2!

BradM · 05-06-2008, 03:20 PM

BigMax = Life Fail.

blonda80 · 05-06-2008, 03:26 PM

mc is cheaper there lol

glad i am not going there anymore since 2 years

BradM · 05-06-2008, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by blonda80

mc is cheaper there lol

glad i am not going there anymore since 2 years

I messed up and had a big mac about 3 months ago. After a 3 year hiatus. It's so nasty!

Peaches · 05-06-2008, 03:26 PM

I've gotten hooked on those damn chipotle BBQ wraps they have - my sister had me try hers on the way to FL a couple of months ago and I pulled off at the next exit and bought myself one. 300 wasted calories

But they are SOOOOO good.......

GAMEFINEST · 05-06-2008, 03:54 PM

big mac is craziiiie...

Martin · 05-06-2008, 04:10 PM

I fuck up a big mac from time to time.. Who wants to live forever anyway?

farkedup · 05-06-2008, 04:19 PM

you're an idiot for ordering big mac's even 2 for 1...

simply order a double cheeseburger and get the lettuce and mac sauce for only $1 each. The only difference between the big mac and what you can get for $1 is half a bun.... instead of the half bun on the 2 big macs you have a whole nother double cheeseburger.

D Ghost · 05-06-2008, 04:27 PM

hahahahaha lol

TimBlaze · 05-06-2008, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by farkedup

you're an idiot for ordering big mac's even 2 for 1...

simply order a double cheeseburger and get the lettuce and mac sauce for only $1 each. The only difference between the big mac and what you can get for $1 is half a bun.... instead of the half bun on the 2 big macs you have a whole nother double cheeseburger.

last time I checked double cheeseburgers don't come with special sauce and if you count both big macs those half buns equal one full bun thats THREE BUNS.... have fun wit your 2 buns lmao

sucker

wargames · 05-06-2008, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimBlaze

They got 2 for 1 BIG MACS son... I'll stroll down there at 12am, pick up two big ass burgers for $3.01 and im pumped to work till 3am....when I wake up I feel like a bear that was shot with a tranquelizer dart but damn only $3!!!

Elli · 05-06-2008, 07:29 PM

What gets me is those "quad" burgers BK is advertising.. do people actually buy those things?

natas · 05-06-2008, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by TimBlaze

last time I checked double cheeseburgers don't come with special sauce and if you count both big macs those half buns equal one full bun thats THREE BUNS.... have fun wit your 2 buns lmao

sucker

this thread rocks

Peaches · 05-06-2008, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Elli

What gets me is those "quad" burgers BK is advertising.. do people actually buy those things?

Must be competing with In and Out Burger's 4X4

Spunky · 05-06-2008, 07:59 PM

I have a hard enough time eating one

Elli · 05-06-2008, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Peaches

Must be competing with In and Out Burger's 4X4

I'm afraid to ask what a 4x4 is.

CDSmith · 05-06-2008, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by payd2purv

How the fuck can you work after eating that?

All i'd wanna do is jerk off and pass out...

They've apparently got you covered on that too...

Peaches · 05-06-2008, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Elli

I'm afraid to ask what a 4x4 is.

4 pieces of meat and 4 pieces of cheese. Apparently they will go higher than that and I've seen pictures, could be photoshopped, of a 10X10.

Elli · 05-06-2008, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Peaches

4 pieces of meat and 4 pieces of cheese. Apparently they will go higher than that and I've seen pictures, could be photoshopped, of a 10X10.

And I thought Wendy's Baconator was the height of ridiculousness... I stand corrected!

farkedup · 05-06-2008, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimBlaze

last time I checked double cheeseburgers don't come with special sauce and if you count both big macs those half buns equal one full bun thats THREE BUNS.... have fun wit your 2 buns lmao

sucker

ASK them to put it on, I just had one YESTERDAY and have been ordering them that way for a couple years now. don't forget to say ONLY big mac sauce AND lettuce AND pickle if you want a pickle because mac sauce and ketchup will make you PUKE! I sometimes order double cheeseburgers with ONLY ketchup, there's this thing where they make your burgers however you want them...

Seriously I thought everybody knew about the $1 big mac's. I've tried it at like 20+ locations from Michigan clear to Florida. Nobody has ever said anything about it. Who wants to pay a bunch extra for a little extra bun?

Maybe take your third double cheeseburger and put 1 patty and 1 bun on each of those other 2 double cheeseburgers and what you get is 2 big macs with 2 extra patties all for the same price as 2 big macs....

Peaches · 05-06-2008, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli

And I thought Wendy's Baconator was the height of ridiculousness... I stand corrected!

I gained 10 pounds just looking at the pictures:

http://home-and-garden.webshots.com/...84345256skuUhW

mattz · 05-06-2008, 08:33 PM

MC is the worst possible fast good and tastes like shit, why would you go there?

Elli · 05-06-2008, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Peaches

I gained 10 pounds just looking at the pictures:

http://home-and-garden.webshots.com/...84345256skuUhW

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little...

Kudles · 05-06-2008, 08:49 PM

Whoo Hoo!!!

viencarl · 05-07-2008, 04:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

You could get 3 double cheeseburgers for $3 (minus sales tax). I think those will assist death a little faster than a Big Mac. They don't pretend to put vegetables on it.

G.A.F · 05-07-2008, 04:44 AM

I probably go to McDonalds less than 10 times a year. I don't like their burgers, but I tried the McNifica the other day and I like it a lot.

v4 media · 05-07-2008, 04:49 AM

For $3 I can go to the market get, an onion, stick of celery, carrot, 3 tomatoes, handful of beans, few peas bit of pasta and make a lovely minestrone, then get a blowjob off the wife for cooking her a nice dinner.

s9ann0 · 05-07-2008, 06:22 AM

i like their choclate shakes
i got a large once it was about 1 gallon i felt sick after but it was good damnit

Bdiddy · 05-07-2008, 06:34 AM

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Originally Posted by v4 media

For $3 I can go to the market get, an onion, stick of celery, carrot, 3 tomatoes, handful of beans, few peas bit of pasta and make a lovely minestrone, then get a blowjob off the wife for cooking her a nice dinner.

You sir, are the champion!

femdomdestiny · 05-07-2008, 06:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimBlaze

They got 2 for 1 BIG MACS son... I'll stroll down there at 12am, pick up two big ass burgers for $3.01 and im pumped to work till 3am....when I wake up I feel like a bear that was shot with a tranquelizer dart but damn only $3!!!

Can you please tell me what is price of one big mac there? I pay $3,6

Kevsh · 05-07-2008, 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by farkedup

ASK them to put it on, I just had one YESTERDAY and have been ordering them that way for a couple years now. don't forget to say ONLY big mac sauce AND lettuce AND pickle if you want a pickle because mac sauce and ketchup will make you PUKE! I sometimes order double cheeseburgers with ONLY ketchup, there's this thing where they make your burgers however you want them...

Seriously I thought everybody knew about the $1 big mac's. I've tried it at like 20+ locations from Michigan clear to Florida. Nobody has ever said anything about it. Who wants to pay a bunch extra for a little extra bun?

Maybe take your third double cheeseburger and put 1 patty and 1 bun on each of those other 2 double cheeseburgers and what you get is 2 big macs with 2 extra patties all for the same price as 2 big macs....

Hot damn, son, you realize you completely break down their whole system when you do that? They have an assembly line to build your "burger" and people like you just impede the whole process ...

Honestly now, how long do you have to wait for your special order? 20 minutes? An hour? ... I can seee the manager and staff huddled around the burger manual in the back office:

"Jesus, Billy what do we do now? ... He wants BM sauce on his CB? And NO ketchup?!??!? ... Okay, call HQ, this is a code red."

Quote:

Originally Posted by v4 media

For $3 I can go to the market get, an onion, stick of celery, carrot, 3 tomatoes, handful of beans, few peas bit of pasta and make a lovely minestrone, then get a blowjob off the wife for cooking her a nice dinner.

... or you could just ask her for one

Adam_OC3 · 05-07-2008, 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevsh

Hot damn, son, you realize you completely break down their whole system when you do that? They have an assembly line to build your "burger" and people like you just impede the whole process ...

Honestly now, how long do you have to wait for your special order? 20 minutes? An hour? ... I can seee the manager and staff huddled around the burger manual in the back office:

"Jesus, Billy what do we do now? ... He wants BM sauce on his CB? And NO ketchup?!??!? ... Okay, call HQ, this is a code red."

... or you could just ask her for one

HomerSimpson · 05-07-2008, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by v4 media

For $3 I can go to the market get, an onion, stick of celery, carrot, 3 tomatoes, handful of beans, few peas bit of pasta and make a lovely minestrone, then get a blowjob off the wife for cooking her a nice dinner.

great recipe

rowan · 05-07-2008, 07:48 AM

I noticed earlier my (Australia) Quarter Pounder with Cheese has a recommended daily intake of 106% saturated fat. That single burger contains more than the amount of saturated fat you're supposed to eat for an entire day. Bleearrgghhh.

gandalfuy · 05-07-2008, 07:53 AM

SykkBoy · 05-07-2008, 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches

Must be competing with In and Out Burger's 4X4

mmmmmmmm, a 4x4 with grilled onions...I know what I'm having for lunch today...hahaha

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