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    Just Du It
    • Feb 2004
    • 12094

    #1

    Pirate Jokes

    Q: What was the pirate movie rated?
    A: RRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    keep em coming.
  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38940

    #2
    Q Why are Pirates called Pirates?

    A Because they RRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


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    • sicone
      Retired
      • Jan 2004
      • 18453

      #3
      Where's Chio?

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      • Jarmusch
         
        • May 2003
        • 12479

        #4
        Q: Why did the pirate refuse to say, "Aye, Aye, Captain"?
        A: Because he's only got one eye.

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        • Chauncy
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2002
          • 642

          #5
          Q:What do you call a beautiful pirate captain?
          A: Davy Jones' looker!

          Q:Why do pirates always bury their treasure 18 inches below the ground?
          A:Because booty is only shin deep
          Sell a man a fish, he eats for a day, teach a man how to fish, you ruin a wonderful business opportunity. -Karl Marx

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          • Chauncy
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2002
            • 642

            #6
            Q:What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare?
            A: A sunken chest with no boot
            Sell a man a fish, he eats for a day, teach a man how to fish, you ruin a wonderful business opportunity. -Karl Marx

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            • wanted
              Certified Asshole
              • Jan 2003
              • 896

              #7
              damn.. I never realised there was not even one funny Pirate joke.
              Living the dream.

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              • Kudles
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2003
                • 5477

                #8
                Haha I like that joke.
                Free to Play MMOs and MMORPGs

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                  Just Du It
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 12094

                  #9
                  Originally posted by wanted
                  damn.. I never realised there was not even one funny Pirate joke.
                  youre right, because they are ALL funny!

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                  • Tanker
                    Confirmed User
                    • Nov 2000
                    • 9287

                    #10
                    too funny

                    Tanker
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