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  • crockett
    in a van by the river
    • May 2003
    • 76818
    #1

    FedEx sucks anus poo

    This is fucking sad as hell.. I ordered something that was supposed to be delivered on the 3rd by FedEx. For what ever reason it's gets held up until today the 6th. Being I've had trouble with FedEx deliveries in the past (I have a security door at the front of my building) I opted to have them hold the package so I could just pick it up.

    I've done it a few times in the past and the FedEx office is only like 10 mins away. Well I just check my tracking number to see if it made it to the location. Yep it sure did the fuckers took it to Cocoa which is about a hour drive from here.

    I never have these kinds of problems with UPS. Hell UPS guys will stop and honk the horn so I don't have to worry about missing them. FedEx on the other hand just drive right by the building making me have to request them to hold the package.

    Holy fuck why is it FedEx sucks so damn bad?
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    • Sosa
      In Tushy Land
      • Oct 2002
      • 40149
      #2
      fedex is awesome around here.

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        • CurrentlySober
          Too lazy to wipe my ass
          • Aug 2002
          • 38944
          #3
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            • Iron Fist
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Dec 2006
              • 23400
              #4
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                • LeRoy
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                  • Jul 2007
                  • 13364
                  #5
                  Fedex Rules. maybe you have some bad luck
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                    • PurrrsianPussyKat
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 2088
                      #6
                      Our ups guy give my dog biscuits when he delivers a pkg. My dog calls him "The biscuit man".
                      He always honks when he pulls up out front so I know he's here.
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                        • acctman
                          Confirmed User
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 2840
                          #7
                          It depends on the station the package was shipped out from. The package may of not been sent to your local station prior to delievery.

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                            • wanted
                              Certified Asshole
                              • Jan 2003
                              • 896
                              #8
                              Originally posted by crockett
                              FedEx sucks anus poo
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                                • MaxCandy
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                                  • Sep 2003
                                  • 3750
                                  #9
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                                    • eadweb
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2002
                                      • 196
                                      #10
                                      In my experience its exactly the opposite. FedEx has always been flawless for me. UPS sucks the proverbial donkey balls. In fact right now I'm waiting on a UPS shipment that was supposed to be delivered on the 1st. It's now the 6th. What good is a delivery company that does not deliver?
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                                        • markz08
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2007
                                          • 735
                                          #11
                                          FedEx is good maybe you've just had an encounter with "bad luck"...better luck next time...hehe
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                                            • payd2purv
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Jan 2008
                                              • 2727
                                              #12
                                              Obviously neither of those companies have the same quality service for everyone.

                                              Each person using FedEx and UPS is going to have their own experience and opinion of each company.

                                              So that's great guys you think Fedex rocks or you think UPS rocks and you believe you are right..

                                              Well it doesn't matter! lol

                                              Yer lucky if all FedEx did was put your delivery to the wrong depo.. Atleast yer shit isn't destroyed..

                                              Contact them and tell them what depo you want it at.. cause for ME they do that..

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                                                • JP-pornshooter
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                  • 4007
                                                  #13
                                                  i use fedex only for shipping content worldwide so far they have been great..try to use UPS to canada next day.. just not gonna happen.
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                                                    • Peaches
                                                      Old broad
                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 13933
                                                      #14
                                                      FedEx rocks around here. DHL is awful. I've gotten 2 guys on my DHL route fired (too bad they didn't know I went to HS with a head honcho's wife ;) )

                                                      One time I watched the DHL guy pull over in the left lane of a 4 lane road with a median, stand on the median and toss a package over the other 2 lanes to land in the business's front yard.

                                                      The FedEx and UPS guys actually live around here - the DHL ones are from an Atlanta burb and I heard one say if he couldn't get up here and back to his hub by 5, he wasn't even going to try to make the delivery. I ended up waiting over a week for an overnight delivery AND even tried to go to their hub where the driver SAID it was, but it was still on his truck. On a weekend.

                                                      (those were the two I got fired, BTW)

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                                                        • F-U-Jimmy
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Apr 2006
                                                          • 6853
                                                          #15
                                                          My experience is the total opposite Fed Ex deliveries are always ontime and the package undamaged. UPS always seem to destroy my stuff, its like they use the parcel to play football with. Oh and try making a claim with them, even there drivers tell me i stand more chance of winning the lottery than making a successful UPS insurance claim
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                                                            • the Shemp
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                                                              • Nov 2001
                                                              • 10891
                                                              #16
                                                              even if they are 99.5% perfect, you are still going to have 25,000 C/S complaints per day...
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                                                                • Some Guy
                                                                  Affordable Content!
                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                  • 1750
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Ha! My brother is actually the manager of a FedEx in New England. He runs a pretty tight ship (or should I say truck) there, but as it's been said, service varies from location to location. It's like that with every business.

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                                                                    • Kudles
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                      • 5477
                                                                      #18
                                                                      That sucks. They have always helped me out.
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                                                                        • Porko
                                                                          SeeMyBucks.com
                                                                          • Sep 2002
                                                                          • 4014
                                                                          #19
                                                                          fedex rules. best company ever.
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                                                                            • The_Truth_Will_Hurts
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                                                                              • Feb 2008
                                                                              • 352
                                                                              #20

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                                                                                • aico
                                                                                  Moo Moo Cow
                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                  • 14748
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  I only use FedEx, UPS sucks ass, there is a reason why they are brown.

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                                                                                    • Porko
                                                                                      SeeMyBucks.com
                                                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                                                      • 4014
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by aico
                                                                                      there is a reason why they are brown.

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                                                                                        • mattz
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Dec 2001
                                                                                          • 7697
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          FedEx is awesome, UPS sucks balls

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                                                                                            • rowan
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                                                              • 17393
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Probably depends on the local contractor. Some do their job as expected, others are lazy and work the system the best they can.

                                                                                              I had one guy doing a "same day" delivery who was supposed to come before 5pm; he turned up at 10 minutes to 8pm (literally seconds after my wife left), didn't turn up AT ALL the next day (another day wondering if I went out whether I'd miss him again), then finally dumped the package on my doorstep the following afternoon... without knocking or otherwise indicating that he was delivering a package. It was supposed to have arrived <48 hours earlier.

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                                                                                                • fallenmuffin
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                                                                  • 8170
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  I can't remember the last time I had anything sent using FedEx. Everything comes UPS or nothing. 1-800-PICK-UPS!

                                                                                                  Really, how is FedEx staying in business lol.

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                                                                                                    • stevo
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                                                      • 2051
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Damn that's a nice long trip on I95!

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                                                                                                        • k0nr4d
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Aug 2006
                                                                                                          • 9231
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          DHL is the worst one. The guy left a fucking LCD screen outside on my doorstep for 8 hours once. For the signature, he wrote 'door'.
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                                                                                                            • SmokeyTheBear
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                                                                                                              • Jun 2004
                                                                                                              • 28609
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              years ago i ordered something thru UPS and on the day it was supposed to ship i was working away from my house. I happened to see the UPS guy pulled over on the side of the road so i went up to the truck and explained i was waiting for a new computer but i wasn't going to be at the door to pick it up. He said " whats your name" , i told him , and he grabbed the package from the back and handed it to me.

                                                                                                              on one hand i was glad to get my parcel , on the other hand i was a bit suprised he didnt get me to sign or check my i.d. etc
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                                                                                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                                                                                  • 28609
                                                                                                                  #29
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