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Penny Flame gets plastered, Porno Dan gets her naked and hilarity ensues
So last night was the XRCO Awards for any of you who don't know. As talent I am kind of required to attend these events, whether I want to go or not, whether I'm up for awards or not...(and I was up for two biatch!!!) (but took home none LOL)
The bitches all go to this shit cuz we got to be seen ya dig? I think my favorite thing about going to these kind of shows is not that they are held at bars, even though I do like bars, but that bar is full of the hottest, sexiest, dirtiest, whoriest women on earth. My friends! So what do I do? I get excited and I drink myself silly. Thats what I do. And I do it well. So well in fact that.... Porno Dan at one point has me totally naked, legs up on the bar, while he went to town on my drunken twat! Good times, me and that one...he tracked the progression of my inebriation with multiple interviews. The first, a reasonable sound woman with intelligent commentary. The second, (three redbull vodkas later) "Dan, why don't we just do some shots!" The third, (six redbull vodkas and 4 shots later, and my volume control out the door) "DAN I DOONT SPEKA DA BOOZE BOOZE SWIM LETSCHMAKEOUT!" The fourth, (nine redbull vodkas 6 shots later) "I WISHTHUR WASH ALLWAYS A WEBMASER PARTY, YOUS GUYS ARE AAANNNNIMMMAAAALLLLSSSSSHHHHH! I WANNA BE A WEBMASER GROUPY MAKEY LIKE FUCKFUCKS!!!" By the end of the night, I had no idea where I was, how I was getting home, or who I was supposed to be with, so thankfully, Just Dave took me and deposited my sloshed ass with D. Pierce, who said, almost verbatim, "I wanted to take advantage of you while you were naked in my bed but you were too damn drunk!" I guess Just Dave gave possession of the Fuego over to D, and as soon as D pulled into his garage I bounced out of the car and started making my way down his alley and back toward the road, barefoot. He lassoed me, brought me into his home, watched as I stripped off all my clothes, said "Thank you Just Dave you are such a good friend to me" and then passed out face first in his bed. I woke up this morning.....thank you god.....and figured I'd get on GFY and see if anybody has pictures of me from last night. Oh, and I want to thank Just Dave. You really are a good friend, and I don't know why I told you my car was in topanga, but I'm glad you didn't listen to me and just gave me to Derek. It was a good play my brotha. My shit was off Vineland and Ventura. And thanks Porno Dan, those fucking shots of goose set me over. Goddamn birds. YOU GUYS ARE ANIMALS!!!!
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yay!! let see the pics now
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Hey penny i wish i coulda made it. i was too hung over.
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Sounds like good times, now let's see some pics. naked.
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So it's true blonds DO have more fun!
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More and More I wish I had made it out to this one... DAMN IT...
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Sounds like you had one hell of good time Penny
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They're all hookers, but mom!
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yeah I was juicy and ready from the start!!! I was mad juicy yo!
(But whether its from the insane amount of alcohol or pre-party masturbatory session with my magic wand, I'm not sure...)
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Do Fun Shit.
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Like a pro... Dan never drops the mic...
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♫Penny Flame is in my ear
and in my eye♫ Puts a whole new spin on that song.
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They're all hookers, but mom!
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I'd hit it.
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So does Penny Flame taste like chicken or strawberries?
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DAMN GIRL keep it up and you're going to be in more demand than a _________ at a _________ !!! You can fill in the blanks I'm sure Wild Thing
![]() JustDave, PornoDan and Derek are to be commended on how you were "Handled" ![]() Penny Flame is #1 in my book. Face down.... and Ass up!!! ![]() You're the best. _
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you are the best jim
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funny shit there penny, keep it up!
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Man I am glad I got out in the nick of time-
Puma was my date last night and she got punchy when she got drunk :-)) Talk about funny, drunk porn stars lol |
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KBizzle our resident movie star hitting Showtime hard with "American Cannibal" the documentary.
I watched it again last night KB and it keeps reinforcing my belief that people will do just about anything in this country for a shot at their 15 seconds of fame. Not talking about you but the contestants wanting to be on the reality show. ![]() Penny you can learn a few things from this guy about self promotion to add to your current arsenal of tools. ![]() _
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Great post Penny.
Looks like I missed a good time. Shit, if I went, I'd still miss the good stuff.
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Warhol's comment and the insight it expresses grew out of his own interest in fame and celebrity. His view of the media was that they could enable any person to become famous. Warhol's own shifting entourage of otherwise undistinguished hangers-on in the 60s and 70s, whom he dubbed his "Superstars," exemplified his idea of short-term, disposable celebrity. A more recent adaptation of Warhol's quip, possibly prompted by the rise of online social networking, blogging, and similar online phenomena, is the claim that "In the future, everyone will be famous to fifteen people" (or, in some renditions, "On the Web, everyone will be famous to fifteen people").[4] This quote was said to have originated from the Scottish artist Momus. Warhol could not have foreseen the near-instantaneous, potentially global influence of everyone's cell phone having a video camera (or for that matter, of everyone having a cell phone) and the YouTube generation. The quote has also been paraphrased as "15 seconds of fame." ![]() Times they are a changin' ADG. It's ALL GOOD in the NEIGHBORHOOD ![]() _
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Chicken or Strawberry
Can't wait to find out how that pussy of yours tastes like
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you guys are so crazy, lol.... Another random weeknight drunk fest, I was on the way there (xrco) and stopped at Casa Vega for a few drinks, then saw Testa, and if was all over from there on.
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penny, you are a gift to the industry. ;)
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I love me some Penny, and I would also like a taste.
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Thats a funny story
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Alright, so now I am agreeing more with this post. Keep up the great work Penny.
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You are such a delicious little treat, I want to be drooling anticipatory saliva because our sexual tension is so thick... I'm considering eating you with a spoon. Can I take you bra and panty shopping and then mack on you in the dressing room? I likey me some sweeeeddeeeeysweeeede
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and interesting stuff about Warhol, and the 15 seconds.
I like me some learning
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You want to be in Porno Dans mouth? I'm sure it can be arranged
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lol..... it was fun, you should of came out
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Dan is quickly becoming my new my porn industry idol. Haha...
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That Penny Flame girl is cool as fuck...I saw her in this movie where so fucked George W. Bush...Im so serious...Ask her about it!
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Ok. This thread made it official. Penny Flame is easily my favorite new GFYer.
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This thread delivers
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dan you are a trip
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Whenever I read anything coming from you I think to myself WHY HAVEN'T I SHOT HER YET?!!!
Hope one of these days I'll get to meet ya in person
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WHY HAVEN'T YOU SHOT ME YET??? hehehe...just fucking with ya
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