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Gunni 05-06-2008 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyPearl (Post 14145411)
sure I would date one. Cause I know after I'm done she will leave me alone.

dude, not unless you're paying (that is what you are paying for basically)!

I've been shagging an escort for a few weeks (for free I might add:upsidedow) and she's seriously messed up in the head. I'd never have any other relationship with a hooker than just sexual.

RyuLion 05-06-2008 10:00 AM

never ever! they are the masters at getting $ out of you..and creating drama so u can fork up some extra $..and inventing sicknesses for you to forkup some extra $..and telling u, u made them lose thier unborn child so you can..well u get my drift..

RyuLion 05-06-2008 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Gunni (Post 14155105)
dude, not unless you're paying (that is what you are paying for basically)!

I've been shagging an escort for a few weeks (for free I might add:upsidedow) and she's seriously messed up in the head. I'd never have any other relationship with a hooker than just sexual.

yeap 99% of them are fucked up in the head..and addicted to meds/something..:Oh crap

wtfent 05-06-2008 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Penny Flame (Post 14145511)
LOL!!!!!!

They say you pay the hooker to leave, not for sex! LOL!!!

I have tons of friends who are hookers, (straight capital H hookers) and by the standard definition, I suppose I kind of am one too (ROFL)! And no, I would not date a hooker, male or female.

I don't do privates or any of that shit, so I'm only a hooker when there's a camera around. I like tons of evidence, and feel like its a little different being paid to fuck someone on camera.....the person you're fucking is being paid to fuck you too.....so......
oh god, this complicates things......
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
I am about to have a mid porn life crisis.....
(maybe I should go out and get a few hookers, do a ton of cocaine, and buy and a bitchin car!)

Penny I noticed you are in San Diego, crazy we really need to hook up sometime and go out for a night on the town. Crazy girls like you are always a joy to have around. :thumbsup

wtfent 05-06-2008 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 14155550)
never ever! they are the masters at getting $ out of you..and creating drama so u can fork up some extra $..and inventing sicknesses for you to forkup some extra $..and telling u, u made them lose thier unborn child so you can..well u get my drift..

You sound like your speaking from experience.

jonpoler 08-12-2009 01:51 PM

so you'd like to turn a whore into a housewife?? good luck with that

L-Pink 08-12-2009 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 14145308)
- so, honey, how was your day today?

- I had 5 clients, 2 cummed in my mouth, one in my ass, one in my pussy and the condom broke and the last one was a 60 year old sweety old men who couldn't even get a hardon even though I tried to suck his cock for half an hour...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

L-Pink 08-12-2009 01:58 PM

Not tonight honey, I was fucked silly today by this huge black guy that took forever to cum and my pussy is just to sore. Can we watch a movie and snuggle on the couch instead?


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mmcfadden 08-12-2009 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 14145100)
i would not date a hooker no. i would fuck one, but i would expect her to leave immediately upon payment...

normally you pay prior... i guess you would be a very, very angry jew cat then?

Orion Productions 08-12-2009 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 14145269)
I am in the club business for two and a half years already.

They all are emotionally starving and it's a regular scheme that once upon a time they are away with some sugar daddy that banged them for a while, fell in love and painted them baeutiful future full of romance...

They are usually back soon, cause their patron was not that juicy, called them names, most importantly they are also used to earn a lot of money so the basic thing is that you have to be well of to keep things working..

So very true. I have seen this happen

grumpy 08-12-2009 02:34 PM

old thread but still good :)

Dated hookers, pornstars....all the same, doesnt work :(

Quagmire 08-12-2009 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by jonpoler (Post 16176085)
so you'd like to turn a whore into a housewife?? good luck with that

This really was your first post? Really?

You should be fisted in the bunghole with a boxing glove...

mmcfadden 08-12-2009 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Quagmire (Post 16176355)
This really was your first post? Really?

You should be fisted in the bunghole with a boxing glove...

good observation...

I didn't realize this post was from last year :(

my deepest apologies to mr. jew cat as I am sure he is no longer that angry

Slap Dot 08-12-2009 03:51 PM

Fuck no. I wouldn't even fuck a hooker. I get pussy.

CaptainHowdy 08-12-2009 04:08 PM

Doesnt hookers get paid to date you? "escort" you it's the exact term...

CYF 08-12-2009 04:29 PM

I would never date a hooker or porn star. I probably wouldn't date a stripper, either. My buddy was the head bouncer at a strip club here, and I've seen what a lot of those girls do.

Ethersync 08-12-2009 04:38 PM

no chance...

fhbang 08-12-2009 06:43 PM

dating and hooker are two words that just dont mix

VeriSexy 08-13-2009 12:15 AM

Sure... but would not marry one

Doctor Dre 08-13-2009 12:21 AM

Fuck no, too many emotional problems.

Not counting all the other shit, like your girlfriend fucking 5 other guys a day.

Iron Fist 08-13-2009 12:45 AM

One Hundred dates with a hooker...

SleazyDream 08-13-2009 12:53 AM

I did. didn't break up with her cause she had been a hooker either, and still friends with her

Paul Markham 08-13-2009 01:13 AM

I used to date an escort, she would stay over some nights and weekends. Was strange her getting a call at 3.00 in the morning and going to work. But she would earn $1,000 and this was over 15 years ago, so I was pleased for her. She bought a house in the South of France and retired around 8 years ago.


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