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  • xNetworx
    So Fucking What
    • Jan 2004
    • 14445
    #1

    What is the worst job you have ever had?

    For 3 days when I was 14, I worked at Chuck E. Cheese

    I had to do the Macarena in the mouse suit for Birthday Parties.

    Can anybody do worse than that?

    Last edited by xNetworx; 05-01-2008, 10:54 AM.
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    • BradM
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2003
      • 3397
      #2
      I worked at Dairy Queen for 4 days making dilly bars. Not worse than dressing like a gay rat, but it sucked either way.

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        • ADL Colin
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Feb 2001
          • 11929
          #3
          I cleaned ash trays at 4am at a 64 lane bowling alley before taking a public bus to college.


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            • OldJeff
              Big Fucking hahahaha
              • Feb 2003
              • 2491
              #4
              Cove Shoe Factory, Martinsburg Pa

              $3.35 per hour, and you got fired for missing 1 day without a doctors note
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                • Babaganoosh
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                  • Nov 2001
                  • 15841
                  #5
                  Roofing. I made it almost 10 days in the 100+ degree Kansas heat.
                  I like pie.

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                    • ADL Colin
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Feb 2001
                      • 11929
                      #6
                      Originally posted by OldJeff
                      Cove Shoe Factory, Martinsburg Pa

                      $3.35 per hour, and you got fired for missing 1 day without a doctors note
                      My first job was $3.35/hour too


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                        • ADL Colin
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Feb 2001
                          • 11929
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Babaganoosh
                          Roofing. I made it almost 10 days in the 100+ degree Kansas heat.
                          I did roofing for one day in Florida. Being a little afraid of heights didn't help but it is fucking HOT up there.


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                            • fallenmuffin
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2005
                              • 8170
                              #8
                              I've been self-employed (software development) since I was 15.

                              I've only had this job.

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                                • payd2purv
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Jan 2008
                                  • 2727
                                  #9
                                  I've never had a bad job.

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                                    • brandonstills
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2007
                                      • 1964
                                      #10
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                                        • Dvae
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                                          • Feb 2005
                                          • 5326
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by fallenmuffin
                                          I've been self-employed (software development) since I was 15.

                                          I've only had this job.
                                          And now you are 16.
                                          Congratulations on holding a job for 1 year.
                                          .
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                                            • GAMEFINEST
                                              Make STACK$
                                              • Nov 2006
                                              • 14478
                                              #12
                                              fast food joint...
                                              Compound interest.

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                                                • fallenmuffin
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                  • 8170
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Dvae
                                                  And now you are 16.
                                                  Congratulations on holding a job for 1 year.
                                                  I wish I was 16 again, lol.

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                                                    • wanted
                                                      Certified Asshole
                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                      • 896
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by BradM
                                                      I worked at Dairy Queen for 4 days making dilly bars. Not worse than dressing like a gay rat, but it sucked either way.
                                                      hahaha
                                                      Living the dream.

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                                                        • Brad
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                                                          • Jan 2007
                                                          • 2510
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by fallenmuffin
                                                          I wish I was 16 again, lol.
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                                                              • Apr 2008
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                                                              #16
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                                                                • Kudles
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                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                  • 5477
                                                                  #17
                                                                  I worked at Red Lobster pulling veins out of fish. Yummy!!
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                                                                    • SykkBoy2
                                                                      Jesus loves bacon
                                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                                      • 19969
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Paper stuffer/press runner for a local newspaper
                                                                      like Colin and Jeff, I made a whopping $3.35 an hour
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                                                                        • Dvae
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                                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                                          • 5326
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by fallenmuffin
                                                                          I wish I was 16 again, lol.
                                                                          haha. I'd settle for 25
                                                                          .
                                                                          .

                                                                          Arguing with a troll is a lot like wrestling in the mud with a pig, after a couple of hours you realize the pig likes it.

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                                                                            • nico-t
                                                                              emperor of my world
                                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                                              • 29903
                                                                              #20
                                                                              one of my first jobs was cleaning the office building of the local garbage dump. Yes, including the fucking toilets. I never wanna be reminded of that period again and try to block it out of my memory.

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                                                                                • CaptainHowdy
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                                  • 94741
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Cleaned cars in a parking lot almost for the tips when I was 13-14, didn't make enough for the bus fare and had to go back home walking.

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                                                                                    • MichaelP
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                                                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                                                      • 7124
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Washing dishes in a hot restaurant kitchen for 2 weeks... I think I was 16 at that time

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                                                                                        • sniperwolf
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • Mar 2005
                                                                                          • 17743
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          i once had been a telemarketer..
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                                                                                            • marcop
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                                                                                              • Nov 2005
                                                                                              • 4150
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              I was a clerical assistant in the Dept. Health & Social Security in England. My job was matching incoming mail with the person's folder, and it was incredibly boring.

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                                                                                                • Profits of Doom
                                                                                                  Monster Rain
                                                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                                                  • 4978
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Most of my way through high school I worked in movie theaters, which was actually the best job you could have as a teen. Then my first year of college I worked at the UPS plant in Deerfield Beach, Fl. loading the semi trucks. It paid almost $10 an hour, which in the early '90's wasn't a bad gig for an 18 year old, but you had to stand in the back of the trucks while these conveyor belts shot packages at you at 100 MPH and dodge them. Some of the packages were labeled explosive, biohazard, etc. but they would still shoot at you with little to no safety precautions. Then if the conveyor belt got jammed you had to climb up it and remove the package causing the jam, after which 10 thousand packages that were building up all shot at you at once. It was quite the workout...
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                                                                                                    • VicD
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                                                                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                                                                      • 13245
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      I worked in the harbor for a while when i was young, a real hell...

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                                                                                                        • RayBonga
                                                                                                          too cool for highschool
                                                                                                          • Nov 2005
                                                                                                          • 12164
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          This one:
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                                                                                                            • MandyBlake
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                                                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                                                              • 17761
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              morning shift at a fast food place for like 2 weeks. lol
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                                                                                                                • aico
                                                                                                                  Moo Moo Cow
                                                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                  • 14748
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  construction laborer

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                                                                                                                    • MaDalton
                                                                                                                      I am Amazing Content!
                                                                                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                      • 39861
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      opening boxes with 50 pounds of instant coffee and pouring it into a funnel - 8 hours a day

                                                                                                                      the dust of the coffee goes everywhere, you sweat and the caffeine goes directly into your body. i couldn't sleep at night cause i was so high. on the third day i got itching rash everywhere, said "fuck you" and quit

                                                                                                                      manual labour no good
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                                                                                                                        • Fucksakes
                                                                                                                          Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
                                                                                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                          • 7567
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          I was really bad for quiting jobs I didnt like to much.

                                                                                                                          worst job would be.. waiting in this small office all day with my hard hat and safty boots for my name to be called for a 3 hour job, that was 2 hour bus ride away. and it would be some kinda hard labour job. this is something I did when I was very poor and I had to start somewhere.. woke up every morning 5am and went and sat in this office all day, some days didnt even get a job..

                                                                                                                          but from that I got better jobs from proving myself to others

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                                                                                                                            • fuzebox
                                                                                                                              making it rain
                                                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                              • 22353
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Never had a bad job, my first jobs were freelance web design contracts until I got part time telecommuting programming work.

                                                                                                                              I did work for 1 day as a caller for a political party though... Had to phone people and ask which representative they were going to vote for. It sucked a lot, but it definitely doesn't hold a candle to roofing and at least paid $8/hr

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                                                                                                                                • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                                                                                                                  (felis madjewicus)
                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2006
                                                                                                                                  • 20368
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  I scrubbed oil off absorbant booms on an oilspill for 20 minutes before quitting once. They wrapped you up in three layers of completely sealed rubber suit than slapped a big hardhat and faceshield on you, then sent you to goto town on these big oilslicked booms with a squirt bottle and a kitchen sponge. It was about 35 degrees out when me and two buddies started the job. About 20 minutes in a look over to one buddy and ask him if he's quitting, he says 'fuck ya', i look at other buddy scrubbing away and tell him 'we're quitting'. he asks 'right now?' and i say 'might as well' and that was that. 20 minutes.... i wish i could sauy it was the shortest timeframe i ever held a job for, but it' wouldn't be true, haha...

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                                                                                                                                    • aico
                                                                                                                                      Moo Moo Cow
                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                                      • 14748
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by MaDalton
                                                                                                                                      opening boxes with 50 pounds of instant coffee and pouring it into a funnel - 8 hours a day

                                                                                                                                      the dust of the coffee goes everywhere, you sweat and the caffeine goes directly into your body. i couldn't sleep at night cause i was so high. on the third day i got itching rash everywhere, said "fuck you" and quit

                                                                                                                                      manual labour no good
                                                                                                                                      Are you sure it was the coffee, and not the cocaine you were trying to conceal that got you so high?

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                                                                                                                                        • Aquarius
                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                          • May 2004
                                                                                                                                          • 4754
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Polsishing floors at a Ford's dealer.

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                                                                                                                                            • D Ghost
                                                                                                                                              null
                                                                                                                                              • May 2006
                                                                                                                                              • 9820
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              pretty intense

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                                                                                                                                                • Vendzilla
                                                                                                                                                  Biker Gnome
                                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                                                  • 23200
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  working for the railroad on a tie crew and being the only guy there that didn't speak spanish
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                                                                                                                                                  think about that

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                                                                                                                                                    • MaDalton
                                                                                                                                                      I am Amazing Content!
                                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                                                      • 39861
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by aico
                                                                                                                                                      Are you sure it was the coffee, and not the cocaine you were trying to conceal that got you so high?
                                                                                                                                                      it was colombian coffee - so who knows...
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                                                                                                                                                        • dynastoned
                                                                                                                                                          mmm yeah!
                                                                                                                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                                                          • 5061
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          stocking and cleaning for a chevron gas station when i was 16 for like 2 months. not that bad but the people there sucked.

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                                                                                                                                                            • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                                                                                                                                              (felis madjewicus)
                                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2006
                                                                                                                                                              • 20368
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Vendzilla
                                                                                                                                                              working for the railroad on a tie crew and being the only guy there that didn't speak spanish
                                                                                                                                                              I worked two years operating machinery on a tie gang. It was the BEST job I have ever had. I seriously LOVED the tie gang, and I am sitting right now seriously considering going back if I can find an operators position again. though I think i can understand what you're saying. They sent me a brand new Nordco CX Spiker and a rep from the company to work with me for a week. When he saw that i knew all the mechanics of the machine already he was in total shock. So i got him baked and he explained all the electronics and diagnostics of the machine to me. He told me that on the american crews he would nailpolish overtop of all the electronic settings in the panel so the mexicans wouldn't be able to find them...
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                                                                                                                                                                • Fap
                                                                                                                                                                  Just Du It
                                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                                                                  • 12094
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Nothing wrong with Chuckie cheese!

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                                                                                                                                                                    • xNetworx
                                                                                                                                                                      So Fucking What
                                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                                      • 14445
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by banthis
                                                                                                                                                                      Nothing wrong with Chuckie cheese!
                                                                                                                                                                      Making $4/hr was problem #1.

                                                                                                                                                                      Problem #2 was that the the fucking mouse suit was 120 degrees inside and you couldn't see shit in that fucking mouse head.

                                                                                                                                                                      Problem #3 Little brats think its funny to punch me in my mouse balls.

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                                                                                                                                                                        • jscott
                                                                                                                                                                          jscizzle
                                                                                                                                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                                                                          • 25415
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          I picked up range balls at a golf range when I was like 16yo, asshole golf dudes aimed their balls at me, I was hit once in the leg, yes it hurt!!

                                                                                                                                                                          60yo rich golfers aiming their balls at a 16year old kids head, sad
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                                                                                                                                                                            • gadabout
                                                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2007
                                                                                                                                                                              • 329
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              I was a gas station clerk. That was the worst one. I also worked at a roller rink and had to dress up as a bear and do the hookie pookie on skates. That sucked but was only once or twice a month.

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                                                                                                                                                                                • xNetworx
                                                                                                                                                                                  So Fucking What
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 14445
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by gadabout
                                                                                                                                                                                  I was a gas station clerk. That was the worst one. I also worked at a roller rink and had to dress up as a bear and do the hookie pookie on skates. That sucked but was only once or twice a month.
                                                                                                                                                                                  I feel your pain with the bear thing

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Spunky
                                                                                                                                                                                      I need a beer
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 133986
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      I built wodden crates for mining samples for 1 day

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Miss Munki
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2007
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 1355
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          That's so funny, my older brother was Chuck E. Cheese for a little while too! I remember the first time I went to visit him at work I found him dancing on a chair doing the Macarena (of course we teased him endlessly). Poor guy got kicked and punched in the balls regularly by kids...probably one of many reasons you only stayed for only 3 days

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • RTP
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Nov 2006
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 1335
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              back in 97 driving "escorts" around the valley and up to oc...worst job but fun too lol...imagine having to revive a comatose girl and convincing her it's time for work or having to explain why at 3am you are driving around with 2 passed out naked girls in the back seat to the CHP

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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2004
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