Paris Hilton is really just the modern version of Zaza Gabor - GoFuckYourself.com

Sarah_Jayne · 04-29-2008, 04:26 AM

I have been having to think about Paris Hilton more in the last few weeks than have intentionally done in the rest of my life. Really, isn't she just a younger version of ZaZa Gabor. Not really famous for a reason, one of a pair of, at the time, sexy blonde sisters claiming to come from money. Love/sex life being the prime reason for getting attention. Multiple marriages for Zaza and sex videos for Paris. Even down to a bit of high publicity jail time for motoring related reasons.

Wonder what that Zaza sex tape would have done it its time.

Mutt · 04-29-2008, 04:29 AM

pretty much the same - gabor sisters were annoying bitches as is paris hilton.

eva gabor at least was pretty good in Green Acres.

The Ghost · 04-29-2008, 04:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

Wonder what that Zaza sex tape would have done it its time.

It would have to be played on a projector

The Duck · 04-29-2008, 04:35 AM

Paris Hilton is just part of the psyop that the celebrity smokescreen is.

CarlosTheGaucho · 04-29-2008, 04:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

Not really famous for a reason

I actually love the banner text MaxCash uses

"Paris Hilton is lot less annoying with a cock in her mouth"

I personally believe she was made by the porn tape, noone would know about her if that wouldn't happen, and it would save a lot of struggle to us...and here is why:

What is it that Paris contributed to our lives?

1) terrible sex performance - well at least she can pay the guys to fuck her
2) very much mediocre pop album - it has been here before, wasn't it?
3) horrible movie performance - well I haven't seen the movie, but from what I have heard she was more wax than the wax dummies
4) a role model douchebag couple - Who could be a better fit than a GOOD CHARLOTTE band member...

Thank you Paris!

What abilities does a a person need to become a celebrity nowadays?

Sarah_Jayne · 04-29-2008, 05:14 AM

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Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho

I actually love the banner text MaxCash uses

"Paris Hilton is lot less annoying with a cock in her mouth"

I can't imagine who on staff came up with that line *tries not to look guilty*.

CarlosTheGaucho · 04-29-2008, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

I can't imagine who on staff came up with that line *tries not to look guilty*.

Michaelious · 04-29-2008, 09:31 AM

Yep I think she has a point there

mikeyddddd · 04-29-2008, 09:39 AM

Don't forget that Zsa Zsa was a Hilton when she married Paris' great-grandfather, Conrad.

payd2purv · 04-29-2008, 09:45 AM

Dunno why people care soo much about Paris Hilton..

and I don't mean her supporters but the people that judge and hate on her.

Sarah_Jayne · 04-29-2008, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by mikeyddddd

Don't forget that Zsa Zsa was a Hilton when she married Paris' great-grandfather, Conrad.

I didn't even know that.

pornguy · 04-29-2008, 11:17 AM

Paris is a brilliant promoter.

She has a pussy, and used it and she is getting paid. She spent 40 min in a club, and got paid 140k.

pussy+name=Money.

whats the problem.

markz08 · 04-29-2008, 11:18 AM

i don't really care whatever Paris will do to her life...its none of my business and i will never gain from it so why waste time...i don't like her...that's it...:D

media · 04-29-2008, 11:19 AM

I still can't stand her.. on or off camera...

M0nk · 04-29-2008, 12:49 PM

paris is just a bitch! I just dont get why people keep talkin bout her...

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 04-29-2008, 01:36 PM

shes just gross...

mona · 04-29-2008, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

Paris is a brilliant promoter.

She has a pussy, and used it and she is getting paid. She spent 40 min in a club, and got paid 140k.

pussy+name=Money.

whats the problem.

Gotta work on my name!

Richard Avery · 04-29-2008, 04:18 PM

Paris is an idiot! At least Zsa Zsa had some talent and a lot more class. she also got o do interviews with Merv and Johnny. enough said.

Eriic · 04-29-2008, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

I didn't even know that.

When you made the post I thought you did

Sarah_Jayne · 04-30-2008, 03:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Richard Avery

Paris is an idiot! At least Zsa Zsa had some talent and a lot more class. she also got o do interviews with Merv and Johnny. enough said.

What was her talent? Her sister acted.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 04-30-2008, 04:59 AM

I still love Paris, fuck the haters. She is a genius. She saw a massive doorway open for exploitation and raped the fucking shit out of it. She has madeherself into a multi-million dollar product out of nowhere. Sure her family has loads of money, but she sucked one cock and made herself worth a fortune all on her own. What's the issue here? Jealousy me thinks. If I could set myself up like that by fucking one random bitch, you better god damn believe I'd be skipping cockfirst into that production..

Jens Van Assterdam · 04-30-2008, 05:12 AM

Dont badmouth my ex-wive Zaza please..

Paul Markham · 04-30-2008, 05:23 AM

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Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho

I actually love the banner text MaxCash uses

"Paris Hilton is lot less annoying with a cock in her mouth"

I personally believe she was made by the porn tape, noone would know about her if that wouldn't happen, and it would save a lot of struggle to us...and here is why:

What is it that Paris contributed to our lives?

1) terrible sex performance - well at least she can pay the guys to fuck her
2) very much mediocre pop album - it has been here before, wasn't it?
3) horrible movie performance - well I haven't seen the movie, but from what I have heard she was more wax than the wax dummies
4) a role model douchebag couple - Who could be a better fit than a GOOD CHARLOTTE band member...

Thank you Paris!

What abilities does a a person need to become a celebrity nowadays?

Come on don't hide it, tell us what you really think.

Paris Hilton will never be a Zaza Gabor. Zaza Gabor had a style, was sexy and a funny figure. Paris Hilton has no style and is not funny. It's a reflection of todays audience that she is famous. Even for sucking a dick she's pretty well a non event.

We have hundreds of thousands of blond, thick bimbos sucking cock on the Net. She's not special.

vod · 04-30-2008, 05:46 AM

Paris Hilton will be broke or in jail in 10 years

wondertracy · 04-30-2008, 05:46 AM

ZSAZSA Gabor is the best!!!!!!!!! I love the fact that she dont give a shit about nothing. She do whatever she have to do. Oh and she is a LEGEND! Viva Hungary! LOL

Jens Van Assterdam · 04-30-2008, 05:47 AM

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Originally Posted by vod

Paris Hilton will be broke or in jail in 10 years

No i will get her sign a contract before she breaks up

Sveindt Beindt · 04-30-2008, 06:22 AM

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Sarah_Jayne · 04-30-2008, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Eriic

When you made the post I thought you did

Naw my famous for the sake of fame knowledge isn't that great.

04-29-2008, 04:26 AM	#1
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	Paris Hilton is really just the modern version of Zaza Gabor I have been having to think about Paris Hilton more in the last few weeks than have intentionally done in the rest of my life. Really, isn't she just a younger version of ZaZa Gabor. Not really famous for a reason, one of a pair of, at the time, sexy blonde sisters claiming to come from money. Love/sex life being the prime reason for getting attention. Multiple marriages for Zaza and sex videos for Paris. Even down to a bit of high publicity jail time for motoring related reasons. Wonder what that Zaza sex tape would have done it its time.

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Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	pretty much the same - gabor sisters were annoying bitches as is paris hilton. eva gabor at least was pretty good in Green Acres. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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