hahaha This is funny. The bitch that lives under us complains about the same thing. The first day she moved in she came up and banged on our door whining that her baby couldn't sleep. I told her to shut the fuck up and slammed the door in her face. She called me a racist and I told her if she ever knocks on my door again I'd call the cops on her and report her aggressive behavior to management. Problem solved. I'm guessing she's on probation and doesn't need the cops hanging around.

She's got 4 kids with 4 daddies and at any given time, one or all of them is in foster care. She beats them all the time but I don't care, I'd beat those little shits too.

The only other problem we've ever had was when some crack whore moved in across the hall from us. That didn't last long though because after a few days, some homies from Detroit paid a visit and beat her boyfriend to death in the hallway. Fucking bloodbath. I left for 20 minutes and missed all the fun.

What really sucks is that when we moved in, these were very nice upper bracket apartments. Then they opened it up to welfare fucks and the place went to shit so now I still pay a fortune, they pay nothing, and the place is overrun with savages.

:1orglaugh

" so you 're gonna know when the bullet hits the bone"

I love the smell of napalm in the morning...

I hate my fucking party lover, noise making, parking space invader neighbours.

There's nothing like a 6 am concert to wake up the drunks after a noisy party...

Nicely explain to the management that you will be suing THEM for breech of contract if it continues.

You after all, did lay out a bunch of cash to move into a place that was supposed to be QUIET. Since they're not doing their part to hold up that end of the bargain by enforcing their own rules, they're failing to fulfill their obligation. If you explain it to them politely, they'll start thinking about how it really could happen. Just for effect, have a sony perlcoder in your pocket while you're explaining it.

If they disagree, or get shitty with you (sometimes they're that stupid), you'll have proof. Let them know you have proof you tried to make every effort to get them to make a nice quiet place for you to live.

If you're in California, and say law suit to people they genreally know how weird the court system there can be and would rather not be in court there...

I feel your pain bro'. I hate it when someone lets their fucking kids run wild.

Apartment hunting rule number 1.

NEVER rent an apartment that has a bus stop in front. Period.

San Fernando Valley, by chance? lol

And ReFresh is absolutely right about the bus stop, I know now from experience... wish I woulda known before I moved here.


Amp, next time play Last Caress by Metallica

I got something to say
I killed your mommy today
Doesn't matter much to me
As long as she bled

Gawd I love that song when I'm grouchy. LOL

i did the exact same thing with the losers in the apartment beneath me a few years ago when I lived in sydney - they played this one backstreet boys song OVER AND OVER really loudly.. that back street's back alright!" one with the bass line that travels through floorboards... i think they only had the single.. anyway.. being a bit of a musician i've got a stageamp.. so i hooked it up to my stereo, put it up against the window and turned it up to 10.. 3 is LOUD.. 10 was incredible.. i don't think i've ever had it up that high before.. people in the apartments across the street were on the balconies yelling at me.. fucking pussies. don't fuck with the guy with bigger audio.
i also fantasised about killing their pet birds which woke me up at 6:00am each morning. i was going to use a water pistol to spray a concentrated nicotine solution into their water trays.. nothing makes me more insane than being woken up by screeching hours before i want consciousness... WHO THE FUCK OWNS PARROTS IN AN APARTMENT BLOCK?

I had a guy that I lived with that used to get so freaked out when when he could hear the people above move around upstairs, but it's part of living in an apartment for christ's sake. Get to know them a little bit and then when you hear the kids racing around making some noise maybe it'll make you smile a bit that they are having a little fun. Besides they are kids, try not to turn into the mean old man downstairs that we all have to tippy toe around or he'll get pissed and then we get yelled at. That is a classic way to start a negative co-dependence.
Take the little guys to the beach with you and teach them to surf, wear them out and then when you get home they will be too tired to stomp on the floor and everyone is happy.:thumbsup

LOL. I know the feeling. I used to fantasize about throwing greasy sponges over to the dog next door that always woke me up with it's barking.

trust me..... this is WAY beyond that. I understand a little noise goes along with the place... but this shit is ridiculous.

:eek7
They don't have to tippy toe.... but they don't need to come through the freakin' ceiling either.
Really not my problem here.... maybe THEY need to take their fucking kids out once in a while. They're not my fucking kids. And I hardly think it's up to me to find ways to entertain them so that I can have a little peace and quiet here every day. That's bullshit.

I've decided.... clearly this is a matter to be taken up with management. And so I shall.

30 times a day if necessary. :Graucho

the obvious solution to this problem would be to...


RELEASE THE PEDES!

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if it happens again you obviously didnt turn it up loud enough. turn it up louder if it happens again.

Go old school on 'em. My mother used to hit the ceiling with a broom a good dozen times. It always worked.

Or do you mean stomping as in the fetish?

Set fire to your house/appartment and it will burn down theirs too!

I've tried the old school 'bangin on the ceiling' shit for months.... it doesn't even phase them for a second.

must release the pedes.....

I would kick the door in at dinnertime, when they were all there. Tie the father to the dinnertable and butfuck him with a spiky strapon dildo and force them to watch. (wont use my own dick in some dudes ass-- or even woman's)
I would tell the kids, if they dident keep it down, i would do it to them the next time.

The ONLY solution ultimately is to decide you will never have someone above you again.

8 yrs. of hell convinced me of this. Like you, place after place of having bratty children disturbing my peace, made me insane.

Moving. That's the only solution.

Oh, unless you actually have the nuts to sit the woman down and ask her to make changes.

:thumbsup

drill a hole in the ceiling and release them one at a time

tried that.... didn't work.

We're looking for a new place.

So I guess, you don't live in a trailer park:)

if there's a trailer park on Maui, I haven't found it yet. :glugglug

Yes, this really happened. It was a while ago, in Austin, big scene down here. I still want a bongo naked shirt.

P.S He wasnt naked, he had shoes and a bandana on :1orglaugh

if i recall correctly, you're american?

so how about opening a can of whoop ass? or you could sue them for $3 billion. :winkwink: :glugglug

of course, in my 3rd world country... we'd just stone the parents and sacrifice the kids to our gods. :mad:

"... but it's part of living in an apartment for christ's sake. Get to know them a little bit ..."

... that´s exactly it !!

So AMP all this surf and sand finally getting to you?:Graucho

Haven't been around much lately, How is life in paradise?
:winkwink:

lemme know, I am sooooo there.

lol where the fuck do u live?

I'd have done the same thing! Fuck those noisy neighbors!

hahaha


You are funny

OH the drama...


Buy a house on acreage ... Problem solved !

Cough cough..

Don't you just love it when your questions are ignored ? Kinda like icq , eh ?



:321GFY

good work amp :)

now I am pretty laid back , my new nieghbours ( above) have steel feet and thump the day away , now I usually dont do to much about it , so that the odd day I decide to blast music or get hammered and act like a moron , I dont have them bitching.

but my wife on the other hand , grabs the broom and spans the entire place jamming the broom handle into the ceiling , about 150 times at full force (like a raving psycho )

LOL Crazy but effective
gotta see it, loud as hell, and its usually silent up there for some time after

summary:

"i was a bigger motherfucker to show those motherfuckers what a bunch of motherfuckers they are"

:(

nothing defeats ignorance except MORE ignorance because that's all they understand.

I used to live in a complex that was full of Hondurans and El Salvadorians. You should have heard the circus music my upstairs were playing. Talking to those esaes doesn't do a thing. It took a big ass argument, pepper spray, the Fire Department, and lastly the Police to break up something that almost turned into a murder scene. I got a bottle broken over my head (thank god it didn't hurt), I openly threatned every last one of those wetbacks out in the main parking lot.

That's the ONLY thing that got them to stop. Mass ignorance to the extreme!

I eventually moved. I couldn't afford to get into fights every other weekend with those wetbacks doing something stupid all of the time.

Next time book a black metal band. If that does not work invite Celine Dion and have her try. If that does not work step three would be to have the DC sniper take care of the problem. Hope the first option works because the second and third will get you arrested. The second because it will drive the people to suicide and the third for conspiracy.

We terrorized our neighbors in pittsburgh, with 20 people coming in & out at all hours, stomping around.....jumping up & down, blasting music.

But we also paid 2k a month for rent, so no-one said shit, except for one family....but we scared them to death & never had another complaint.

Just be lucky you got kids stomping & not 20something drunken/stoned guys :1orglaugh

that's exactly the problem.... it IS kids so there's nothing I can do to them.... but if it was drunken stoner guys.... well,.... I'm confident I could convince them to change their ways.... :glugglug

can u hear them fucking? tape the shit and put it in their mailbox