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D-Money · 04-28-2008, 03:10 PM

I had some kids at school that decided to fuck with me. So I gathered up a big group of friends, about 50 or so, had them circle around this one dude and I jumped in the circle and whooped his ass. He couldn't leave through the sea of people circled around the lockers.

I guess I had a lil gangsta in me.

Gave the kid 2 black eyes and went for lunch with my pops after they suspended me.

The crime was well worth the time. No one messed with me after I made that statement.

MaDalton · 04-28-2008, 03:17 PM

never suspended, they didn't catch me ;)

just thrown out of the classroom countless times for disturbing the teachers

M0nk · 04-28-2008, 03:41 PM

mostly vandalism....I didn´t messed with the teachers... those where the ones who allways saved my ass...

OY · 04-28-2008, 03:45 PM

- Hit the principal, a woman, in the eye with a snow ball. She had a black eye for a week.

04-28-2008, 03:55 PM

- Fighting a couple times
- Gleeking on another kid (a light form of spitting)
- Numerous times for dresscode
- Putting gum in the "teacher's" chair during in house suspension. That turned into a real suspension!
- Peeing on a kid's show that was in the urinal next to me. My "Bad aim" excuse didn't work
- Graffitti in the boys bathroom
- Talking back a few times to teachers and disrupting class
- Multiple truancies

The best part was that I was an A/B student, and they could never justify sending me elsewhere ;)

Needless to say, I went to college, graduated with a 3.4 and actually did ok with myself. I'm now a pretty quiet guy.

Fap · 04-28-2008, 04:01 PM

never was suspended.. always talked my way out of hit, had plenty of detentions though

CaveCreek_Russell · 04-28-2008, 04:30 PM

Never suspended, was almost arrested my freshman year of high school though.

The k-9 police officer had his suv parked next to a group of picnic tables we sat at while waiting for the bell to ring at the end of PE. His dog was in the back seat with the window cracked, barking like crazy at the 40 some odd kids standing around.

After a minute the dog-cop-guy came up to us and picked me out of the group, said he recognized my shoes from underneath the suv and I had been standing right next to the vehicle antagonizing his animal. Now not I or anyone else got near the vehicle, the dog was freaking scary.

He searched and handcuffed me and I sat in the principals office for a while, but he got a 911 call and decided not to arrest me. I missed the bus because of this and had to call my parents to come pick me up, my mom and my grandma who happened to be visiting came and got me then drove to the police station. They spent the better part of an hour in the police chiefs office screaming at the dog-cop-guy, the chief made him come out and apologize to me, lol.

What's really funny, the following year of school, I was sitting in class and overheard "did you hear about that kid last year that got arrested for trying to have sex with a police dog?"

Got to love the way gossip evolves.

CherryLipsRosa · 04-28-2008, 04:57 PM

never got suspended but i skipped school a lot to go skiing

Libertine · 04-28-2008, 05:16 PM

Oddly enough, I only got suspended once, and never got expelled.

The thing I got suspended for was skipping half a year of school.

The things that had no consequences whatsoever:
- bringing a spacecake to school and giving it to half a dozen people, who all got high as fuck (spacecake was taken by the principal, and given back at the end of the day)
- snorting meth in chemistry class (teacher told me I should work that hard more often)
- getting caught having sex with a 14 year old girl in an empty classroom (teacher asked if I and the girl were dating... wtf?!)
- drinking beer during Latin class (teacher told me I could, as long as I kept working)
- doing a striptease during Ancient Greek (teacher told me to put my clothes back on)
etc.

It's a wonder I ever made it to university.

moneybiz · 04-28-2008, 05:18 PM

forging my parents signature all the time lol

ArkansasDave · 04-28-2008, 05:20 PM

For being too clairvoyant. i was reading-minds in the library.

For sticking stickers all-over our subsitute teachers ass

For starting a gang fight

For doing too many burn-outs in the high school parking lot

For pulling out a whole wing of just the pepole i liked to do a fake interview for the school newspaper that i wasnt on the staff of

i dont know what else, i did a lot of stupid shit but basically harmless crap ...

Sam Granger · 04-28-2008, 05:28 PM

Punched a teacher once. Another time we had to hand in notes about teachers. One of the comments was for a guy called Mr. Jasper. I wrote down, Well he's a wanker isnt he. We all had to hand in the notes to him....

Worst thing would have to be "hacking" a japanese girls computer using Sub7, disabling her keyboard and mouse and playing the Paris Hilton sex tape full screen with the sound on max. We walked out of the library. 15 minutes later, the librarians were just staring at the pc, film still playing. They didnt think about off button or powercable

Mutt · 04-28-2008, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Libertine

Oddly enough, I only got suspended once, and never got expelled.

The thing I got suspended for was skipping half a year of school.

The things that had no consequences whatsoever:
- bringing a spacecake to school and giving it to half a dozen people, who all got high as fuck (spacecake was taken by the principal, and given back at the end of the day)
- snorting meth in chemistry class (teacher told me I should work that hard more often)
- getting caught having sex with a 14 year old girl in an empty classroom (teacher asked if I and the girl were dating... wtf?!)
- drinking beer during Latin class (teacher told me I could, as long as I kept working)
- doing a striptease during Ancient Greek (teacher told me to put my clothes back on)
etc.

It's a wonder I ever made it to university.

you have a vivid imagination.

CyberHustler · 04-28-2008, 05:38 PM

Whenever I did go to school, it was because there was nothing else to do. So I went like maybe 6 or 7 days out of the school year and still passed until I got to the 7th grade. Gotta love the NYC school system of the early 90's... drugs, guns, and sex. Nothing to get suspended for if the teachers were doing it too.

Mutt · 04-28-2008, 05:41 PM

i got into a lot of trouble in the penitentiaries i served in but no suspensions - i don't remember anybody getting suspended from school, I don't think the school boards I was in believed in them - how is that a punishment for a kid, a suspension is a holiday from school. The only reason I could see for ever suspending a kid is if he's a physical danger to other students and faculty members - or dealing drugs on school property.

ha - every teacher knew that half the kids in their classes were stoned, they knew exactly where it went on, a courtyard that was sunk down into the ground we called 'The Bathtub' - they didn't care at all.

Libertine · 04-28-2008, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt

you have a vivid imagination.

Oddly enough, all those things actually happened.

I'm pretty sure the chemistry teacher didn't realize I was snorting meth, though.

moeloubani · 04-28-2008, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sherm

- Fighting a couple times
- Gleeking on another kid (a light form of spitting)
- Numerous times for dresscode
- Putting gum in the "teacher's" chair during in house suspension. That turned into a real suspension!
- Peeing on a kid's show that was in the urinal next to me. My "Bad aim" excuse didn't work
- Graffitti in the boys bathroom
- Talking back a few times to teachers and disrupting class
- Multiple truancies

The best part was that I was an A/B student, and they could never justify sending me elsewhere ;)

Needless to say, I went to college, graduated with a 3.4 and actually did ok with myself. I'm now a pretty quiet guy.

lol gleaking, first time ive seen that word written!

bu((aneer · 04-28-2008, 08:50 PM

masturbating in the girls changeroom...

SmokeyTheBear · 04-28-2008, 08:56 PM

selling pictures of bu((aneer wanking in the girls changeroom

CuriousToyBoy · 04-28-2008, 09:03 PM

Selling my Dad's old PlayBoy mags in the 5th grade.

Learnt from that not to get caught was smarter.

;-)

Porno Dan · 04-28-2008, 11:44 PM

I had to go to school on a Saturday and clean up after the Clyde & Betty Circus as punishment one time.

v4 media · 04-29-2008, 12:33 AM

Fighting

04-28-2008, 03:10 PM	#51
D-Money Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Player Del Ray Posts: 9,716	I had some kids at school that decided to fuck with me. So I gathered up a big group of friends, about 50 or so, had them circle around this one dude and I jumped in the circle and whooped his ass. He couldn't leave through the sea of people circled around the lockers. I guess I had a lil gangsta in me. Gave the kid 2 black eyes and went for lunch with my pops after they suspended me. The crime was well worth the time. No one messed with me after I made that statement. __________________ Still Ballin'

04-28-2008, 03:17 PM	#52
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04-28-2008, 03:41 PM	#53
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04-28-2008, 03:45 PM	#54
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04-28-2008, 04:30 PM	#57
CaveCreek_Russell Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Tempe Posts: 211	Never suspended, was almost arrested my freshman year of high school though. The k-9 police officer had his suv parked next to a group of picnic tables we sat at while waiting for the bell to ring at the end of PE. His dog was in the back seat with the window cracked, barking like crazy at the 40 some odd kids standing around. After a minute the dog-cop-guy came up to us and picked me out of the group, said he recognized my shoes from underneath the suv and I had been standing right next to the vehicle antagonizing his animal. Now not I or anyone else got near the vehicle, the dog was freaking scary. He searched and handcuffed me and I sat in the principals office for a while, but he got a 911 call and decided not to arrest me. I missed the bus because of this and had to call my parents to come pick me up, my mom and my grandma who happened to be visiting came and got me then drove to the police station. They spent the better part of an hour in the police chiefs office screaming at the dog-cop-guy, the chief made him come out and apologize to me, lol. What's really funny, the following year of school, I was sitting in class and overheard "did you hear about that kid last year that got arrested for trying to have sex with a police dog?" Got to love the way gossip evolves. __________________ Offering New h.264 HD Flash 3.0 Streaming at blazing fast speeds with Cavecreek CDN Newer, Faster, Better, Cheaper, Free 2-week trial ICQ#475666557

04-28-2008, 03:55 PM	#55
shermo Guest Posts: n/a	- Fighting a couple times - Gleeking on another kid (a light form of spitting) - Numerous times for dresscode - Putting gum in the "teacher's" chair during in house suspension. That turned into a real suspension! - Peeing on a kid's show that was in the urinal next to me. My "Bad aim" excuse didn't work - Graffitti in the boys bathroom - Talking back a few times to teachers and disrupting class - Multiple truancies The best part was that I was an A/B student, and they could never justify sending me elsewhere ;) Needless to say, I went to college, graduated with a 3.4 and actually did ok with myself. I'm now a pretty quiet guy.

04-28-2008, 04:01 PM	#56
Fap Just Du It Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 12,094	never was suspended.. always talked my way out of hit, had plenty of detentions though

04-28-2008, 04:57 PM	#58
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04-28-2008, 05:16 PM	#59
Libertine sex dwarf Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 17,860	Oddly enough, I only got suspended once, and never got expelled. The thing I got suspended for was skipping half a year of school. The things that had no consequences whatsoever: - bringing a spacecake to school and giving it to half a dozen people, who all got high as fuck (spacecake was taken by the principal, and given back at the end of the day) - snorting meth in chemistry class (teacher told me I should work that hard more often) - getting caught having sex with a 14 year old girl in an empty classroom (teacher asked if I and the girl were dating... wtf?!) - drinking beer during Latin class (teacher told me I could, as long as I kept working) - doing a striptease during Ancient Greek (teacher told me to put my clothes back on) etc. It's a wonder I ever made it to university. __________________ /(bb\|[^b]{2})/

04-28-2008, 05:18 PM	#60
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04-28-2008, 05:20 PM	#61
ArkansasDave Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: San Diego, Ca Posts: 2,148	For being too clairvoyant. i was reading-minds in the library. For sticking stickers all-over our subsitute teachers ass For starting a gang fight For doing too many burn-outs in the high school parking lot For pulling out a whole wing of just the pepole i liked to do a fake interview for the school newspaper that i wasnt on the staff of i dont know what else, i did a lot of stupid shit but basically harmless crap ... __________________ -ArkansasDave! ICQ: 759-84452 CDGirls.com Do It!

04-28-2008, 05:28 PM	#62
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04-28-2008, 05:38 PM	#64
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04-28-2008, 05:41 PM	#65
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	i got into a lot of trouble in the penitentiaries i served in but no suspensions - i don't remember anybody getting suspended from school, I don't think the school boards I was in believed in them - how is that a punishment for a kid, a suspension is a holiday from school. The only reason I could see for ever suspending a kid is if he's a physical danger to other students and faculty members - or dealing drugs on school property. ha - every teacher knew that half the kids in their classes were stoned, they knew exactly where it went on, a courtyard that was sunk down into the ground we called 'The Bathtub' - they didn't care at all. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

04-28-2008, 08:50 PM	#68
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