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  • Cory W
    Deeply shallow
    • Jan 2004
    • 9133
    #1

    I now carry a dating resume and rider around hollywood.

    I really think this may be the new way to go. Whenever you go out on a date, you have the girl sign a contract. This way there is no confusion. I used it this weekend at The Roosevelt Hotel.

    Dating Resume and Rider



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    • PhillipB
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      • May 2003
      • 1338
      #2
      I can vouch that this actually worked Saturday night.

      Hey, anything is better than the napkin you tried to use last time....

      Last edited by PhillipB; 08-25-2008, 12:48 PM.

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        • corvette
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          • Oct 2001
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          Hahahahahahahahahahahha
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            • Some Guy
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              • Dec 2001
              • 1750
              #4
              Ha, ha! That's fucking awesome!

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                • Cory W
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                  • Jan 2004
                  • 9133
                  #5
                  Originally posted by APN Philip
                  I can vouch that this actually worked Saturday night.

                  Hey, this worked a lot better than this napkin:

                  Hard Rock napkins rule!!!!!
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                    • munki
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                      • Dec 2004
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                      #6
                      Results???

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                        • [illnet]-Romeo
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                          Probably Female?

                          Cory is this your coming out??
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                            • punker barbie
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                              FReaking love it!
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                                • tical
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                                    • seeric
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                                      • Aug 2004
                                      • 41917
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by APN Philip
                                      I can vouch that this actually worked Saturday night.

                                      Hey, anything is better than the napkin you tried to use last time....




                                      comedy.

                                      wait shouldnt that be on a napkin from the other hotel?

                                      lolllllllllllllllllllllll
                                      Last edited by seeric; 08-25-2008, 01:01 PM.

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                                        • mikeyddddd
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                                          • Mar 2003
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                                          #11


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                                            • BradM
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                                              #12
                                              I'm dying here, tears of absolute joy.

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                                                • AVNSherri
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                                                  I want to know if they are really printed on the rainbow stationery? Pretty! I might have some old Strawberry Shortcake paper left from when I was in like third grade if that will work.

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                                                    • Sands
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                                                      • Feb 2007
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                                                      #14
                                                      Unrelated question here: any reason why you don't have SE-friendly links for your blog?

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                                                          10) Must make breakfast in the morning.
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                                                            • Poppy
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                                                              Classic bro.
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                                                                • Imortyl Pussycat
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                                                                  ROFLMAO! a work of art you got there Cory, some of your best yet.
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                                                                    • _Danielle_
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                                                                      Hahahahaha!!!

                                                                      That rules...

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                                                                            • Meloman
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                                                                              LOL. too funny. #7, LOL. can't be shy around midgets, lol.

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                                                                                • Cory W
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                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                  • 9133
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Sands
                                                                                  Unrelated question here: any reason why you don't have SE-friendly links for your blog?
                                                                                  Well, I guess at the end of the day, my site wouldn't do all that well with SE traffic. So I don't focus on it.

                                                                                  I assume you are talking about my linking schematic? /subject/ as opposed to numerical?
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                                                                                    • Gabriel
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                                                                                      Dude Who Cares?
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                                                                                        • ianlester
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                                                                                          Damn I think you on to something there!
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                                                                                            • Gabriel
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                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Who signed it him or her?

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                                                                                                • Xrated J
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                                                                                                  Originally posted by Gabriel
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                                                                                                        • 96ukssob
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                                                                                                          • Mar 2003
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by WEG Cory

                                                                                                          HAHAHAHA that is awesome!

                                                                                                          i just sent the pic to my gf... waiting on her response
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                                                                                                            • Bird
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                                                                                                              Thats great, hahahaha
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                                                                                                                  Cory, you never cease to amaze me!
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                                                                                                                    • punker barbie
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                                                                                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                      • 10232
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by APN Philip
                                                                                                                      I can vouch that this actually worked Saturday night.

                                                                                                                      Hey, anything is better than the napkin you tried to use last time....


                                                                                                                      Ouch, but hilarious!
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                                                                                                                        • Spunky
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                                                                                                                          • Jun 2002
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                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Lol,that's hilarious

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                                                                                                                            • bDok
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                                                                                                                              omg rule 8! serious.
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                                                                                                                                • D Ghost
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                                                                                                                                  • May 2006
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                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  hahaha quite hilarious

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                                                                                                                                    • Cory W
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                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                      • 9133
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Gabriel
                                                                                                                                      Who signed it him or her?

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                                                                                                                                        • undersoul
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                                                                                                                                          hahaha that's classic!
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                                                                                                                                            • Barefootsies
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                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                                              • 42635
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by APN Philip
                                                                                                                                              I can vouch that this actually worked Saturday night.

                                                                                                                                              Hey, anything is better than the napkin you tried to use last time....

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                                                                                                                                                • Pete-KT
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                                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2004
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                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  thats a good one

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                                                                                                                                                    • MichaelP
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                                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2003
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                                                                                                                                                      ROFLMAO... Cracked me up Cory

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                                                                                                                                                            • ASSistant
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                                                                                                                                                              I saw the resume this weekend... It was classic! Only you Corey
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                                                                                                                                                                  lmao thats great! I need to make one





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                                                                                                                                                                    • D-Money
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                                                                                                                                                                      That's awesome!

                                                                                                                                                                      I hope my Players Ball artists never accidently hand me their dating resumes by accident.

                                                                                                                                                                      R Kelly's would be funny.
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                                                                                                                                                                        • D-Money
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                                                                                                                                                                          And by the way, this beats the hell out of KB's business card. "pick a number 1 2 3 or 4"

                                                                                                                                                                          Don't show him this thread.
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                                                                                                                                                                              Funny shit Cory

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                                                                                                                                                                                  OMG I think EVERY man should have to carry one!!! How fantastic! lol
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Cory W
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2004
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                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by SWorldASSistant
                                                                                                                                                                                      I saw the resume this weekend... It was classic! Only you Corey
                                                                                                                                                                                      I need to go check, but I am pretty sure you signed one also.

                                                                                                                                                                                      You need directions down here or would you prefer I come up?
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                                                                                                                                                                                          good one...thats funny

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                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by mikeyddddd


                                                                                                                                                                                              First I laughed. Then I saw this. lol

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • _Richard_
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by APN Philip
                                                                                                                                                                                                  I can vouch that this actually worked Saturday night.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Hey, anything is better than the napkin you tried to use last time....

                                                                                                                                                                                                  haha.. this is great

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Cory W
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Deeply shallow
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2004
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      I will sign napkins if it comes down to it.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      All female reps please make note.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Thanks,
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