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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2001
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Do you use lube when u masturbate, stroke your love stick?
i like to do it dry no lube i get a firmer grip
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Let's do some business!
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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The best way to go is a banana peel.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Jesusland
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Same here.
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dry... No lube or spit.
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#5 |
Viva la vulva!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself
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#6 |
So Fucking Banned
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I need a beer
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Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
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I clear my throat and hork on it
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: NoHo
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dry... I get a better grip 2......but.....
COME ON GUYS.........didn't u learn anything from the last South Park Ep??? If we dont treat the internet with the RESPECT!!!! it deserves! one day it may be gone for good..... So use the intewerbz for porn only 2 times a day MAX!
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lurker
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jergens all the way.
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: California
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after a few strokes, my pumping-iron type dick produces the lube in abundance... why you ask?
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#11 |
Doin fine
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=0tJGC1fqD2I NOT a rick roll. How to masturbate a lesson from Uncle Andy.
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Doin fine
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Location: Happy in the dark.
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No lube but I do cum in a plastic bag...
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TRUEAMATEURMODELS.COM
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Whenever I jerk off I always use lube. When I blow my load, I usually do not really worry about cleaning it up. I just pull up my shorts and let the cum dry out on it's own...but I do wash my hands afterwards.
I remember one time, I was jerking off and this Jehova Witness dude came knocking on my front door. I thought that it was someone else so I quickly jumped up out of my chair to answer the front door...not really having enough time to wash my hands. However, I did wipe them off on my shorts. As I opened up the door, the guy blared out..."Good Morning my friend! I am here to share the story of Jesus Christ with you!" and then he proceeded to stick his hand out for a handshake. What was I supposed to do? I mean, the guy was being friendly so I didn't want to be an asshole so I went ahead and shook his hand. As soon as I shook his hand, he looked down at his hand, frowned a little and then wiped his hand onto his shirt! ![]() |
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Just Du It
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I don't masterbate. I pay somone to do it for me
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The Dupre Pimp
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Koh Samui
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Same here but i call it relationship.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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#22 |
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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nothing... plain and simple!
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it takes up to three days to lose those pesky sDry stroking Burns ... Try explaining it to your GF .. " Babe I swear it's cus Ijerked off last night!!"
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