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Jake the King

04-20-2008 04:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuzzyQ (Post 14089016)

For starters, stop being a total dick head. And Punker Barbie has higher standards than you.

I see I have caught your eye. Pretend to hate my little friend . . . it makes me want you all the more!

Oh shit, you are a Red Sox fan? Fuuuuuuhhhhgggg. I like the Cleveland Indians so that means we can never be together. Unless of course you like real "angry" sex. It could be fun?

Jake the King

04-20-2008 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 14089039)

a hooker ?

also i can learn you how to make your own chloroform :D

Excellent! Thank you my friend!

I might also consider any tips on how to get a "hooker" to drop her pants for me. They always seem to be quite attracted to me, but there is this odd barrier.

Walrus

04-20-2008 05:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mona_klixxx (Post 14088223)

Give her LOTS of Long Beach Ice Teas...A spin off of the Long Island, made with Cranberry Juice instead of Coca-Cola, can't even taste the liquor!!!

The Tao of Steve.

Jake the King

04-20-2008 05:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuzzyQ (Post 14089016)

For starters, stop being a total dick head. And Punker Barbie has higher standards than you.

'You Boston bastard! Cleveland Compels you!

digifan

04-20-2008 05:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jake the King (Post 14088686)

Cool! Let me know if it helps you! Thanks bud!!!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

PS
I don't wear pants...

Azoy?

04-20-2008 05:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jake the King (Post 14088173)

I am just wondering what sort of things a guy can do to rapidly advance the "sexual" activity between a man (me) and a woman (you). I see the target, now I need to, "HIT IT!"

REVEAL YOUR SECRETS HERE!

I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER!!!!!

Thank you lovely girl.

grow up for one thing and do not show you are so much in need :thumbsup

vidvicious

04-20-2008 09:52 AM

try dangling 200$ on a hook .. that usually works in most hotel bars :P

Jake the King

04-20-2008 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Azoy? (Post 14089766)

grow up for one thing and do not show you are so much in need :thumbsup

I am not so sure I can "grow up" but I'll give it a try!

Also, should I stop wearing my t-shirt that reads, "I WANT YOU," on the front and, "I STILL WANT YOU!" on the back, to the clubs and bars?

This could be perpetuating that, "so much in need" thing you think I should avoid.

Semi-Retired-Dave

04-20-2008 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ismokeblunts (Post 14088218)

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
http://www.medicine.manchester.ac.uk...m%20bottle.jpg

That's just wrong! But pretty funny. :1orglaugh

Jake the King

04-20-2008 10:10 AM

The chicks dig me!

nosey

04-20-2008 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ismokeblunts (Post 14088218)

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
http://www.medicine.manchester.ac.uk...m%20bottle.jpg

:1orglaugh

C_U_Next_Tuesday

04-20-2008 11:17 AM

It would take a chainsaw and leather mask for me... yeah I'm a freak :1orglaugh

Jake the King

04-20-2008 11:40 AM

Ummmm some pants I might not want to get into.

No offense.

gandalfuy

04-20-2008 11:58 AM

date rape pills ?

Penny Flame

04-20-2008 12:15 PM

camera equipment

Peace

04-21-2008 06:37 AM

You are welcome...Do it a a game easy and enjoy it.

NickB.

04-22-2008 02:14 AM

1 million DOLLLLLLLAZZZZzZzZZ

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