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  • /ashtray
    Registered User
    • Feb 2008
    • 25

    #1

    What do you tell people your job title is?

    affiliate webmaster?

    There must be something that sounds a little better because when you do a google search for affiliate webmaster, you 'get rich quick' type of results. Makes the profession look less legit.

    I could always say content manager or webmaster, but I want something more precise.
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  • Deputy Chief Command
    Deputy Chief Command
    • Nov 2005
    • 4482

    #2
    "affiliate based marketing"

    is the line I use

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    • Jens Van Assterdam
      The Dupre Pimp
      • Feb 2008
      • 6677

      #3
      Online Marketing...
      Online Marketing Manager
      Freelancing Online Marketeer

      If you want to crack it up a bit..

      Porn Pusher
      Smut Dealer
      Porn Dealer
      Adult Marketing what ever..
      Read TOS for signature rules

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      • subc
        Confirmed User
        • Apr 2008
        • 149

        #4
        virtual makeup artist
        you there.. hi. i'm an all around multimedia guy

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        • Eriic
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jan 2008
          • 2995

          #5
          I work online and that's all you need to know???????

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          • nosey
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            • Feb 2003
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            #6
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            • KnightMare
              So Fucking Banned
              • Nov 2002
              • 281

              #7
              Drug Dealer... It shuts them the fuck up.

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              • bloggerz
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Dec 2006
                • 16255

                #8
                Webdesigner
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                • TubeTitans_SusieQ
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2007
                  • 3884

                  #9
                  I just say im into computer software





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                  • Pim(P)
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jun 2005
                    • 583

                    #10
                    Alcoholic

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                    • Spudman
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 3198

                      #11
                      i just say web designer, most people get bored by that and dont ask any more questions
                      Take it Easy !!!

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                      • dav3
                        Confirmed User
                        • May 2007
                        • 7348

                        #12
                        My title is "The Headshot Distribution Center".
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                        • D
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2006
                          • 7412

                          #13
                          You could always say: "marketing consultant employing use of digital materials distribution and search engine optimization and acting liaison to niche market communities."
                          -D.
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                          • JayDeeZee
                            Confirmed User
                            • Aug 2006
                            • 3595

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Machete Rodriguez
                            Online Marketing...
                            Online Marketing Manager
                            Freelancing Online Marketeer
                            Online Advertiser
                            E-commerce
                            Online Traffic broker
                            Virtual advertising

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                            • /ashtray
                              Registered User
                              • Feb 2008
                              • 25

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Eriic
                              I work online and that's all you need to know???????
                              My parents will want to know more than that. I'm ashamed to say I could be moving back in with them (again). But at least this way i won't have a real job to worry about and I can commit myself to this career. Do you think this okay, minus the horrible drawbacks and shame of living at home in your late 20's?

                              Long story short, I've only been doing this for a few months but I know this is what I want to do and have lots of great ideas.

                              My mom is really web savvy and she's going to want to know if the income comes from people paying me to design websites or ad based revenue. So obviously I won't be sharing all of my websites, but just the non-nude ones.

                              I have a feeling this thread is about to get a lot more interesting.
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                              • k0nr4d
                                Confirmed User
                                • Aug 2006
                                • 9231

                                #16
                                My friend who's a garbage man was telling me his job title was 'Sanitation Engineer', so I in turn started referring to myself as a 'Rape Prevention Technician'
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                                • payd2purv
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Jan 2008
                                  • 2727

                                  #17
                                  It's your parents... You haven't learned to hide stuff from them yet?

                                  Oh and if you tell them what your doing and they kick yer ass out it will give you more motivation to get yer ass in gear and pay your bills

                                  btw it's yer parents you don't have to lie to them. if they say fuck you. fuck them.

                                  after they are dead you are are the one that is going to have to live with the choices you made.
                                  Last edited by payd2purv; 04-18-2008, 12:06 PM.

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                                  • notoldschool
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Aug 2007
                                    • 5687

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by bloggerz
                                    Webdesigner
                                    BIG MISTAKE. I used to say that and EVERYONE wants a website. I now say programmer and computer language expert. It keeps the dummies from being too curious.
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                                    • The Heron
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                                      • Apr 2001
                                      • 4496

                                      #19
                                      PIMP = professional internet marketing person!

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                                      • dav3
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • May 2007
                                        • 7348

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by The Heron
                                        PIMP = professional internet marketing person!

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                                        • qxm
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2006
                                          • 5970

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by The Heron
                                          PIMP = professional internet marketing person!
                                          ohhh !! this one takes the prize!

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                                          • subc
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Apr 2008
                                            • 149

                                            #22
                                            "gangbanger yo"

                                            then i start walking like i'm missing my cane.
                                            you there.. hi. i'm an all around multimedia guy

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                                            • digifan
                                              The Profiler
                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 14618

                                              #23
                                              Full time cancer patient... sad but true.
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                                              • jalami
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • May 2004
                                                • 845

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by k0nr4d
                                                My friend who's a garbage man was telling me his job title was 'Sanitation Engineer', so I in turn started referring to myself as a 'Rape Prevention Technician'
                                                That's awesome. I always hated how they had to misuse the word "Engineer" like that... people go to university for several years to become an engineer and they can't just go and use it like that. Preferable PC nomenclature for a garbage man would be "Waste Management Technician."

                                                I just take what I do most, or like to do most, and make that my job title. Web Developer it is.
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                                                • /ashtray
                                                  Registered User
                                                  • Feb 2008
                                                  • 25

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by digifan
                                                  Full time cancer patient... sad but true.
                                                  While both of our situations are sad, yours is truly one to sympathize with. Hope you do okay.
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                                                  • the Shemp
                                                    congrats to the winners
                                                    • Nov 2001
                                                    • 10891

                                                    #26
                                                    "the Shemp"
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                                                    • TheSenator
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                      • 13340

                                                      #27
                                                      "Web Architecture"
                                                      Last edited by TheSenator; 04-18-2008, 01:04 PM.
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                                                      • NinjaSteve
                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                        • Dec 2003
                                                        • 11089

                                                        #28
                                                        VIP! I just say VIP!
                                                        ...

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                                                        • digifan
                                                          The Profiler
                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                          • 14618

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by the Shemp
                                                          "the Shemp"
                                                          But there is only one Shemp...
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                                                          • Violetta
                                                            Affiliate
                                                            • Jul 2004
                                                            • 28735

                                                            #30
                                                            I have a fulltime NON adult job!
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                                                            • Eriic
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Jan 2008
                                                              • 2995

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by /ashtray
                                                              My parents will want to know more than that. I'm ashamed to say I could be moving back in with them (again). But at least this way i won't have a real job to worry about and I can commit myself to this career. Do you think this okay, minus the horrible drawbacks and shame of living at home in your late 20's?

                                                              Long story short, I've only been doing this for a few months but I know this is what I want to do and have lots of great ideas.

                                                              My mom is really web savvy and she's going to want to know if the income comes from people paying me to design websites or ad based revenue. So obviously I won't be sharing all of my websites, but just the non-nude ones.

                                                              I have a feeling this thread is about to get a lot more interesting.
                                                              Times are tough and you have nothing to be ashamed of...........

                                                              Tell your parents the truth and be proud Say I make an honest living and I have my own money.

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                                                              • nAtuRaLbEautY
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                                                                • May 2006
                                                                • 6107

                                                                #32
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                                                                • okdesign
                                                                  ICQ 278367136
                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                  • 24773

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by The Heron
                                                                  PIMP = professional internet marketing person!
                                                                  Nice!

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                                                                  • okdesign
                                                                    ICQ 278367136
                                                                    • May 2002
                                                                    • 24773

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by D
                                                                    You could always say: "marketing consultant employing use of digital materials distribution and search engine optimization and acting liaison to niche market communities."
                                                                    This one is great too!

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                                                                    • skrinkladoo
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Oct 2007
                                                                      • 629

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I work for myself scratching my nuts
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                                                                      • marcop
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                                                                        • Nov 2005
                                                                        • 4150

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Depending on the person and/or the situation, I say either "photographer" or "pornographer".

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                                                                        • Socks
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • May 2002
                                                                          • 8475

                                                                          #37
                                                                          I say "I'm in the porn industry"

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                                                                          • Meeper
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                                                                            • Feb 2007
                                                                            • 2642

                                                                            #38
                                                                            When im talking to people who don't understand the business at all I just say web developer, Ive found thats always the easiest way to go :P
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                                                                            • Socks
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • May 2002
                                                                              • 8475

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by /ashtray
                                                                              My parents will want to know more than that. I'm ashamed to say I could be moving back in with them (again). But at least this way i won't have a real job to worry about and I can commit myself to this career. Do you think this okay, minus the horrible drawbacks and shame of living at home in your late 20's?

                                                                              Long story short, I've only been doing this for a few months but I know this is what I want to do and have lots of great ideas.

                                                                              My mom is really web savvy and she's going to want to know if the income comes from people paying me to design websites or ad based revenue. So obviously I won't be sharing all of my websites, but just the non-nude ones.

                                                                              I have a feeling this thread is about to get a lot more interesting.
                                                                              You're kidding, right? You're still scared of mommy?

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                                                                              • RTP
                                                                                aka Jimmy James
                                                                                • Nov 2006
                                                                                • 1335

                                                                                #40
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                                                                                • shannmarie
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                                                                                  • Nov 2006
                                                                                  • 120

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  "Somebody's Bitch"
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                                                                                  • GrouchyAdmin
                                                                                    Now choke yourself!
                                                                                    • Apr 2006
                                                                                    • 12085

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Bitch for hire. Learned bitch for hirer.

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                                                                                    • blonda80
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                                                                                      • May 2006
                                                                                      • 10959

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      interesting thread lol
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                                                                                      • jakethedog
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                                                                                        • Jun 2004
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                                                                                        #44
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                                                                                        • Zorgman
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                                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                                          • 6103

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Normally, I say im a programmer. But if I don't care what they think, I say im in the Porn Business. With that, I get an "ohhhhhhh. i see" type reply. Shuts them up quick.
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                                                                                          • pornmasta
                                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                            • Jun 2006
                                                                                            • 20016

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            i jerk off in front of my computer

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                                                                                            • munki
                                                                                              Do Fun Shit.
                                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                                              • 13393

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              fuckey fuckey broker...

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                                                                                              • Ethersync
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                                                                                                • Mar 2008
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                                                                                                #48
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                                                                                                • /ashtray
                                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                                  • Feb 2008
                                                                                                  • 25

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Socks
                                                                                                  You're kidding, right? You're still scared of mommy?
                                                                                                  Shit, no one wants to tell their parents they distribute internet porn. lol.

                                                                                                  i jerk off in front of my computer
                                                                                                  Too obvious.

                                                                                                  Great thread of suggestions. I'll probably go with website marketing for the parents and "fucky fucky broker" for friends.

                                                                                                  Originally posted by shannmarie
                                                                                                  "Somebody's Bitch"
                                                                                                  Then people will think I'm doing tech support again.

                                                                                                  God I never want to go back to Tier 1 computer desktop tech support. Or any tech support for that matter.
                                                                                                  Last edited by /ashtray; 04-18-2008, 07:41 PM.
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                                                                                                  • rayadp05
                                                                                                    TRUEAMATEURMODELS.COM
                                                                                                    • Nov 2005
                                                                                                    • 4187

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    When people ask, I tell them that I shoot content for my website....that I am an adult webmaster.

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