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Ace of Spades 04-17-2008 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Nookster (Post 14082434)
I'm soo fucking pissed off that my WL is currently getting 1:25! and Kristin totally helped me set it up so she's totally at fault!
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I'm with you, she set me up and I'm like 1:59! I'm suing! lol:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Babaganoosh 04-17-2008 08:33 PM

This thread slays me. I generally have had terrible experiences with female account reps. Most are completely and totally incompetent and do absolutely nothing for me but say "I'll check on that and let you know." If this thread were about any other female account rep I would probably believe it.

I've read numerous posts from Kristin and have been impressed as hell that she not only understands how websites work but is also competent when it comes to converting traffic. I signed up with Yappo because I spotted a rep who knew her ass from a hole in the ground. Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has.

Fluffy, you're an incompetent twit. You fucked up. It's obvious. Take responsibility for it. Apologize to Kristin and the rest of GFY for making us read your idiotic drivel and let's all be friends again.

Rochard 04-17-2008 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 14082489)

Fluffy, you're an incompetent twit. You fucked up. It's obvious. Take responsibility for it. Apologize to Kristin and the rest of GFY for making us read your idiotic drivel and let's all be friends again.

Nicely put.

Phil 04-17-2008 09:36 PM

stupid dike. please kill yourself.

Cash 04-17-2008 11:52 PM

The invoice part was hilarious ... :) Can't you just people hug and kiss and work together again? :)

After Shock Media 04-18-2008 12:22 AM

Side note, can I invoice affiliates for sending unbillable traffic and wasting bandwidth? What about requesting special content, a special template, a few hours on icq and then they send 4 hits/2 uniques and one of those is my ip checking the links for them.

fluffygrrl 04-18-2008 10:20 AM

Any more bros want to shit all over themselves by jumping in w/o reading first ?

Babaganoosh 04-18-2008 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by fluffygrrl (Post 14084366)
Any more bros want to shit all over themselves by jumping in w/o reading first ?

Silly bitch, I read every single word. All I got was that you can't follow directions and are incompetent. Why not hire someone to take care of these complicated and confusing webmaster matters for you?

fluffygrrl 04-18-2008 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 14082489)
Fluffy, you're an incompetent twit. You fucked up. It's obvious. Take responsibility for it. Apologize to Kristin and the rest of GFY for making us read your idiotic drivel and let's all be friends again.

I don't recall being friends with you to begin with.

Other than that, I'm the guy that found the linkex hole, as far as you know. What other holes I might've found, you have no idea about.

No, actually, you do.

I found a hole in Kristin's linking RIGHT OFF THE BAT. Which she actually admits to.

So, what have you done?

No, actually. Who are you ? Incompetent boosh.

KnightMare 04-18-2008 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by fluffygrrl (Post 14084366)
Any more bros want to shit all over themselves by jumping in w/o reading first ?

Why are you soooooooo stupid?

I told you before, and I'll tell you again... Unless you grow a brain and clue-in, don't speak unless you have a cock in your mouth. Cunt.

KnightMare 04-18-2008 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by fluffygrrl (Post 14084396)
I don't recall being friends with you to begin with.

Other than that, I'm the guy that found the linkex hole, as far as you know. What other holes I might've found, you have no idea about.

No, actually, you do.

I found a hole in Kristin's linking RIGHT OFF THE BAT. Which she actually admits to.

So, what have you done?

No, actually. Who are you ? Incompetent boosh.

Cunt whore no-talents should been seen, and not heard.

minddust 04-18-2008 10:30 AM

fiddy plus two

minddust 04-18-2008 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by minddust (Post 14084409)
fiddy plus two

minus one retard

fluffygrrl 04-18-2008 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 14082931)
Side note, can I invoice affiliates for sending unbillable traffic and wasting bandwidth? What about requesting special content, a special template, a few hours on icq and then they send 4 hits/2 uniques and one of those is my ip checking the links for them.

I don't see what's to keep you. Well, groupthink, maybe.

KnightMare 04-18-2008 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by fluffygrrl (Post 14084428)
I don't see what's to keep you. Well, groupthink, maybe.

http://www.upyoursbitch.com/post/cockinyomouth.jpg

Jens Van Assterdam 04-18-2008 10:39 AM

Ohhh inovoice´s... great idea!
Let me collect some money and write some stupid ass emails hhaahhah!!! Invoice for my traffic hahahahaha hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!

fluffygrrl 04-18-2008 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Machete Rodriguez (Post 14084448)
Ohhh inovoice´s... great idea!
Let me collect some money and write some stupid ass emails hhaahhah!!! Invoice for my traffic hahahahaha hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you do when someone jips you machete ?

Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-18-2008 11:27 AM

Ha-ha-ha! What a dumb cunt! Invoice for traffic! How about I invoice you for my time. Fucking n00b.

BradM 04-18-2008 11:35 AM

Fluffy: You need to stop. No one takes you seriously.

fluffygrrl 04-18-2008 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Legendary Samir (Post 14084631)
Ha-ha-ha! What a dumb cunt! Invoice for traffic! How about I invoice you for my time. Fucking n00b.

So nice you could join us. How's the imaginary google checks coming along?

Dollarmansteve 04-18-2008 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by fluffygrrl (Post 14084366)
Any more bros want to shit all over themselves by jumping in w/o reading first ?

I read your post, I've read lots of your posts. You are an obnoxious, ignorant attention-whore of the worst kind.

It is fucking hilarious that you have the gall to send an invoice - who the fuck do you think you are? The reality is - the sponsor programs are the boss when it comes down to it - they invest the money to make the products, they license the content, they send you the payouts, they do all the work to provide someone like you with a way to make money from your sorry-assed design and programming skills and limited business knowledge.. and then you get all high and mighty, sending an invoice?? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh wake the fuck up - you said it your self, there are lots of VOD programs out there. Kristin tried to help you and you go and post this thread (like the annoying attention-whore verging on board troll that you are) - personally, I would fire you as an affiliate and tell you to take a hike, because the program would be just fine without you.

2012 04-18-2008 11:45 AM

shut your YAPPO ! :1orglaugh

CosmicTang 04-18-2008 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by fartfly (Post 14084719)
shut your YAPPO ! :1orglaugh

wow. it took two pages for someone to hit on that. :winkwink:

Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-18-2008 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by fluffygrrl (Post 14084666)
So nice you could join us. How's the imaginary google checks coming along?

all real, bitch. Want to bet some money on it? I'll show you one for this month, brainless jealous cunt.

Porn Ass 04-18-2008 12:04 PM

Wow this is better than the one thread of hers where she called out some tgp for not approving her traffic trade!

Surprised she didnt send them an invoice too! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

:Oh crap

:1orglaugh

:Oh crap

:321GFY

fluffygrrl 04-18-2008 12:05 PM

Okay, since you tend to either not post anything, or else make sense as a general rule, I'll go through your post.

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Originally Posted by Dollarmansteve (Post 14084716)
I read your post, I've read lots of your posts. You are an obnoxious, ignorant attention-whore of the worst kind.

It is fucking hilarious that you have the gall to send an invoice - who the fuck do you think you are?

A party to a contract. I exchange a commodity for a consideration.

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The reality is - the sponsor programs are the boss when it comes down to it - they invest the money to make the products, they license the content, they send you the payouts, they do all the work
This rationalle could be just as well used to justify any sort of shaving, traffic leaking, late or absent checks, anything really. Do you stand behind all that ? Where do you draw the line ?

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to provide someone like you with a way to make money from your sorry-assed design and programming skills and limited business knowledge..
Nobody has unlimited knowledge, business or otherwise. However, the programs do not do anything for the purpose of providing me with a way to make money. They do it for the purpose of providing THEMSELVES with a way to make money.

You may think sponsors are doing affiliates a favour, but then again, you may be living in 1980.

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and then you get all high and mighty, sending an invoice?? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh wake the fuck up - you said it your self, there are lots of VOD programs out there.
Again. If I run into an incompetent chick trying to run a program and smoke a cigar, odds are I'll try and help her. As I have in this case. Twice.

However, when the same incompetent chick crosses the fine thin line between incompetence and theft, I stop helping her, and instead I show her the door. An invoice is a pretty elegant way to do that.

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Kristin tried to help you and you go and post this thread (like the annoying attention-whore verging on board troll that you are) - personally, I would fire you as an affiliate and tell you to take a hike, because the program would be just fine without you.
No, actually, without me, to this day the "program" would still be sending wrong links to affiliates on their WL confirm email.

Shags 04-18-2008 12:13 PM

Kristin!

Porn Ass 04-18-2008 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Shags (Post 14084859)
Kristin!

your sig image is messed up :2 cents:

TheDoc 04-18-2008 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by fluffygrrl (Post 14084823)
No, actually, without me, to this day the "program" would still be sending wrong links to affiliates on their WL confirm email.

The program is not sending wrong links to any affiliates, and never has. You need to stop posting lies, slander, and bashing a program with no proof.

Dollarmansteve 04-18-2008 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by fluffygrrl (Post 14084823)
Okay, since you tend to either not post anything, or else make sense as a general rule, I'll go through your post.

A party to a contract. I exchange a commodity for a consideration.

You agree the their terms, not the other way around. I guarantee you there is no contractural mechanism for you to send an invoice. If you think there has been some breach of contract, lawyers are abundant.

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Originally Posted by fluffygrrl (Post 14084823)
This rationalle could be just as well used to justify any sort of shaving, traffic leaking, late or absent checks, anything really. Do you stand behind all that ? Where do you draw the line ?

Again, you agree to the terms of the program - and the terms are explicit. The sponsor program tells you how it is, you have no say - all you do is check the "I agree" box.

Is that like stupid affiliate 101 - when you have nothing of substance to say you just start throwing around the words "shaving", "traffic leak" and "late payments".

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Originally Posted by fluffygrrl (Post 14084823)
Nobody has unlimited knowledge, business or otherwise. However, the programs do not do anything for the purpose of providing me with a way to make money. They do it for the purpose of providing THEMSELVES with a way to make money.

The relationship, however, is asymmertrical - you NEED a sponsor but the sponsor doesn't need YOU - it just needs affiliates. There are tens of thousands of affiliates but only a relative handful of sponsor programs, it's real easy to say to a few bad apples "Ya, I don't think this is gonna work out...". You are going to run out of sponsor programs before the program runs out of potential affiliates :2 cents:

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Originally Posted by fluffygrrl (Post 14084823)
You may think sponsors are doing affiliates a favour, but then again, you may be living in 1980.

See above.

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Originally Posted by fluffygrrl (Post 14084823)
Again. If I run into an incompetent chick trying to run a program and smoke a cigar, odds are I'll try and help her. As I have in this case. Twice.

However, when the same incompetent chick crosses the fine thin line between incompetence and theft, I stop helping her, and instead I show her the door. An invoice is a pretty elegant way to do that.

Sticks and stones. Just because you keep saying the word 'theft' doesn't mean you have a valid point.

fluffygrrl 04-18-2008 12:25 PM

The proof is sitting in my inbox.

TheDoc 04-18-2008 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by fluffygrrl (Post 14084911)
The proof is sitting in my inbox.

Well then, post it.

fluffygrrl 04-18-2008 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Dollarmansteve (Post 14084910)
You agree the their terms, not the other way around. I guarantee you there is no contractural mechanism for you to send an invoice. If you think there has been some breach of contract, lawyers are abundant.

Certainly more abundant than people who will man up and cover the milk they spilled. I find this to be an excellent way to sepparate the sound from the posing-as-sound.

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Again, you agree to the terms of the program - and the terms are explicit. The sponsor program tells you how it is, you have no say - all you do is check the "I agree" box.
If lawyers are so abundant, one might perhaps be found to explain to you why what you say is actually wrong. I have the say, in that by agreeing to their offer, THEY are bound to it just as much as I am.

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Is that like stupid affiliate 101 - when you have nothing of substance to say you just start throwing around the words "shaving", "traffic leak" and "late payments".
You have not answered the question. Your reasoning could be used to justify absolutely anything, do you stand behind it or do you see why you're wrong ?

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The relationship, however, is asymmertrical - you NEED a sponsor but the sponsor doesn't need YOU - it just needs affiliates.
I need a sponsor and the sponsor needs some affiliates. I don't need them specifically any more than they need me specifically.

Your argument again can be used to prove anything and everything, for instance that house owners have a say in rent levels, since people need a house but owners do not need a tenant. Review your M Friedman for the counterproof.

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There are tens of thousands of affiliates but only a relative handful of sponsor programs, it's real easy to say to a few bad apples "Ya, I don't think this is gonna work out...". You are going to run out of sponsor programs before the program runs out of potential affiliates
Thank you for the concern, I'm doing fine. Mostly because I stick with the ones that are solid and ditch the rest.

Shags 04-18-2008 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Porn Ass (Post 14084882)
your sig image is messed up :2 cents:

Are you set to 4-bit color?

fluffygrrl 04-18-2008 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 14084918)
Well then, post it.

I will if Kristin actually denies it. So far there seems to be no cause.

Porn Ass 04-18-2008 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Shags (Post 14084960)
Are you set to 4-bit color?

This is that it says

this page/domain banned b/c porn, warex, or topsite..ect

TheDoc 04-18-2008 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by fluffygrrl (Post 14084961)
I will if Kristin actually denies it. So far there seems to be no cause.

She did deny it, by stating what happened. You wrote "This link does not track clicks. We have updated the system so that clicks are counted, but this would be the URL to use. [gives me new url] I apologize, I need to get the email that gets sent out the webmasters updated."

This 100% does not say you got the wrong link in the email. It says you got the default link in the email, which is not an error. The "newly" created system by nats that you are now able to use simply hasn't been added into the emails. This again, is not an error.

You simply do not understand the technical aspects of this and based that on that confusion you are spewing lies and miss information.

KnightMare 04-18-2008 12:42 PM

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Shags 04-18-2008 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Porn Ass (Post 14084978)
This is that it says

this page/domain banned b/c porn, warex, or topsite..ect

imageshack.us ?

Porn Ass 04-18-2008 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Shags (Post 14085019)
imageshack.us ?

yeah if i view the image away from gfy, it shows up ok..


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