...and die with herpes :1orglaugh

The way i see it Im prop. going to hell anyway - so I'd sit down make a list, and take a bunch of people out - like that kid in grade school who farted and blamed me - he has to go.

Nah... just playin - I'd prob just smoke crack and when i was sober - look for more crack.

Wait Wait ... I'd go to church and repent, spend time with my family, and send fuck you letters to all the people i owe money to.

you can't rape the willing

i would try to get 50k posts to turn red

start killing nazis in hungary.

I'd post all my remaining days on GFY... and be the bestest keyboard warrior ever!

Fuck, drink, party, travel, kill and write a book about it.

I would make my wife understand that I need to take a couple of weeks to visit Prague, Rio, Dominican Republic and Panama. In each of these destinations it would be my mission to organize a 24 hour gangbang by 10 or more of the finest escorts I can find. Then I'd spend some time with the wife and kids.

On day 30, I would like to be pushed off the edge of the grand canyon in a flaming shopping cart.

I dunno, but I'd probably sleep less

I'll fuck........... fuck........... fuck all day long

Who cares what you do.. it's not like you can relive the memory in your mind while your dead.

I would do something that directed everyone's attention on me in some sort of positive or positive/negative way...

So that when i'm dead people will remember me or continue to be annoyed by me...

Days 1 - 29, do what most folks would do with a family

but on day 30, fuck the wife's sister :) :) :)

Here's what id do if i had 30 days:

(1) Before the 30 days started, id have 6 months of planning in order to execute (3) - see below.

(2) Once the 30 days had started, for 29 of those days id be fucking as much as possible. Id also be eating pizza and pasta and smoking cannabis and drinking and basically have a brilliant time of things. Mostly though, id be under the sheets humping.

(3) On the last day, owing to the planning that i had done (see item 1), I would be at a rally listening to George Dubya Bush live, rambling on. At the key moment, id raise my pistol and shoot him in the head and watch him fall off the canvas - for the good of all humanity. Well, im dead tommorrow.

Well, it's not about being able to relive it in your memory anyway, is it? You do those things to enjoy your last moments of life. It's about having fun every last day of your life till you're death.

Wait, wait, do we also get time machines? That'd be fucking awesome.

I was arrested (detained) due to an incident at Tom Sawyer's Island at Disneyland.

That place is nothing but trouble.

So you wouldnt hump everything in sight? What about two girls together?

Your reply sounds suspiciously like the reply id expect to see from most women, so presumably you're a woman.

I'd travel ...

Take my kids traveling and do every crazy thing that I could think of. Make sure everyone in my life knows how I feel about them including the ones I dont like.

Run credit through the roof blowing it out until the last minute.