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mika 10-12-2002 06:57 AM

I would assume that the only nationality buying penis pills is American.

First, only American man believes in such bullshit and second, only American man finds himself so helpless in front of the mirror

Correct me if I'm wrong, penis pill entrepreneurs

ADL Colin 10-12-2002 06:57 AM

*You're mistaken. You can't fathom the fact that the citizens of a country called the "United States of America" would refer to itself as America. This all because the continents have the same name.*

DUH??? What "continents" have the same name? There is only one! The US is made up of a bundle of assorted "states" - that is not America!

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*Sigh*. Let me go a little slower. The continents I refer to are North and South America. It is TWO continents. Not one!

They both have the name "America" in them but neither is called America by itself. "America" is what Americans (USA) often call their country. If you don't like it, we'll bomb you (or beat you in basketball if you prefer).

quiet 10-12-2002 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mika
I would assume that the only nationality buying penis pills is American.

First, only American man believes in such bullshit and second, only American man finds himself so helpless in front of the mirror
i prefer rhinosaurus horn. of course, i'm Canadian...

ADL Colin 10-12-2002 07:02 AM

Have you ever seen Pluto?

What'd you think of when I asked that, the cartoon dog or the planet? Guess neither one should have been named Pluto since it was already the name for the god of the Underworld.

Webby 10-12-2002 07:03 AM

Sheesh!!:Graucho

Oh shit.. I gotta go! Ain't got time to dicuss the "USA" *g* - but sure ain't "America"!

Mmmm.. noticed the "bomb" thought was before the basketball?... Mmm.. reckon the idiot President has that impulse as well!

Peace to all!!

PS.. We all need to try some of em peace pills for a while!

Dragon Curve 10-12-2002 07:03 AM

Err, correct me if I'm wrong, but you just contradicted yourself.

When you say America, do you mean North America, South America, the United Staes of America?

In fact, there was NO real context. Look at the topic "You judge America" - where's the context in that?

If you had said, America is looks like it's going to war with Iraq, then we'd instantly realise you meant the USA since they're the only America related "thing" that relates to the context.

But your context there contained no obvious clues as to which America you were referring to. Of course, we all realised what you meant seeing as the USA is so often referred to as America.

But the fact is, the USA is NOT America, and nothing in the context could have referred to it as such.

This argument won't end.

mika 10-12-2002 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dragon Curve

This argument won't end.

But funny threads die when people start talking about grammatic errors and correcting each other using back up from Webster

Fuck!

Webby 10-12-2002 07:09 AM

mika:

WOT'S WEBSTER?? *G*

Gotta get back later and see the volume of never ending posts!

Pleasurepays 10-12-2002 07:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet


i prefer rhinosaurus horn. of course, i'm Canadian...

i used to sell bear gall bladders to Koreans when i was a rebellious young alaskan kid :( - really nasty to think about someone drying out a sack of bile, grinding it up and putting it in everything they eat.

asians will eat anything if they think it will make their dick hard

Joe Sixpack 10-12-2002 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Webby
mika:
WOT'S WEBSTER?? *G*

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photos/...020826_gty.jpg

ControlThy 10-12-2002 07:14 AM

Colin,

You usually post more intelligent things than what you posted in this thread.

America is NOT the United states.

conventional long form: United States of America
conventional short form: United States
abbreviation: US or USA

Just because you refer to the United States as America doesn't make it correct.

ADL Colin 10-12-2002 07:14 AM

"Look at the topic "You judge America" - where's the context in that?

But your context there contained no obvious clues as to which America you were referring to. Of course, we all realised what you meant seeing as the USA is so often referred to as America."

In this case, the context was very clear. I said "You judge America". Arguments regarding America (USA if you're confused) are all over this board. If you read this board regularly, the board itself is the context.

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"But the fact is, the USA is NOT America, and nothing in the context could have referred to it as such."

Well, here in America we call ourselves "Americans" and don't seem to ever get confused. OK, again you think you can determine for a whole country what they call themselves. You will surely feel the wrath of Pluto for your sins. Repent, sinner!

Dragon Curve 10-12-2002 07:16 AM

Ok so here in Australia, if everyone does it, we can call ourselves America? Or maybe we can call ourselves Germany? Or Mars. And because everyone in the country calls it that, it becomes true no matter what it conflicts with.

ADL Colin 10-12-2002 07:16 AM

You usually post more intelligent things than what you posted in this thread.

America is NOT the United states.

conventional long form: United States of America
conventional short form: United States
abbreviation: US or USA

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I didn't invent the language, I speak it.

From "The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language":

A·mer·i·ca

1. The United States.

ControlThy 10-12-2002 07:21 AM

12clicks,

Is having money the ultimate element of being a respectful individual? There are enough idiots on this planet with money but without intelligence of any substance.

I shall wait for one of the traditional 12clicks responses.

ADL Colin 10-12-2002 07:24 AM

Ok so here in Australia, if everyone does it, we can call ourselves America? Or maybe we can call ourselves Germany? Or Mars. And because everyone in the country calls it that, it becomes true no matter what it conflicts with.

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Well, yes, it actually does work that way. New words appear all the time in language and often the new meanings conflict with old ones. If usage of a word becomes popular enough, it begins to appear in dictionaries and becomes accepted as common usage.

People here have been calling themselves "Americans" for a very long time and have also refered to our country as "America" for a very long time. It's even in our dictionaries. We don't however refer to our country as "The States" and we wish you would stop it.

Joe Sixpack 10-12-2002 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ControlThy
12clicks,

Is having money the ultimate element of being a respectful individual? There are enough idiots on this planet with money but without intelligence of any substance.

I shall wait for one of the traditional 12clicks responses.

http://www.12clicks.com/instinctive_gambling3.jpg

How can you take him seriously?

Look at that fashion sense, beer gut and charming receeding hairline. :1orglaugh

ControlThy 10-12-2002 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Colin

I didn't invent the language, I speak it.

From "The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language":

A·mer·i·ca

1. The United States.

You speak it, yes - but you cannot refer to The United States of America by using the word "America" in any written context.

This board uses text, not speech if I am not mistaken. I am surprised that a writer like yourself does not find it important to be clear at all times for different types of readers from several nations and cultures about what you are referring to.

Dragon Curve 10-12-2002 07:28 AM

The fact that the definition of America in dictionaries includes the United States of America is because so many people call the USA America. Dictionaries will obviously put that in so that people will understand what people mean by America in conversation.

It doesn't changes my point. Hell, if the whole world started calling a chair a poopoobumbumthingy for years, it'd be put into a dictionary as well. English has been warped over the years to accommodate the stupidity of people speaking it incorrectly.

America does not mean the USA, period. Everyone will keep using America in place of the USA (including me) but the fact still remains that it is not.

ControlThy 10-12-2002 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joe Sixpack


http://www.12clicks.com/instinctive_gambling3.jpg

How can you take him seriously?

Look at that fashion sense, beer gut and charming receeding hairline. :1orglaugh

Well, I am disappointed that his comments are always so superficial and simplified.

ADL Colin 10-12-2002 07:31 AM

You speak it, yes - but you cannot refer to The United States of America by using the word
"America" in any written context.

This board uses text, not speech if I am not mistaken. I am surprised that a writer like yourself does not find it important to be clear at all times for different types of readers from several nations and cultures about what you are referring to.

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Hmmmmm ... THESE writers are speaking of the country, not the two continents...

"America makes prodigious mistakes" - ee cummings.

"America is hard to see.
Less partial witnesses than he
In book on book have testified
They could not see it from outside...." - Robert Frost

"America, I've given you all and now I'm nothing." - Allen Ginsberg

"America was indebted to immigration for her settlement and prosperity." - James Madison

"America is the most grandiose experiment the world has seen, but, I am afraid, it is not going to be a success." - Sigmund Freud

"America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy." - John Updike

Should I go on?

ADL Colin 10-12-2002 07:32 AM

"The fact that the definition of America in dictionaries includes the United States of America is because so many people call the USA America."

Yes, true. Dictionaries reflect the language people use, they don't make it. There is no book, god, or committee making language. It evolves according to the traditions of those using it.

LONG LIVE AMERICA!

ADL Colin 10-12-2002 07:35 AM

I like this one ...

"America is a hurricane, and the only people who do not hear the sound are those fortunate if incredibly stupid and smug White Protestants who live in the center, in the serene eye of the big wind."
- Norman Mailer

Or how about ...

"America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilization." - Georges Clemenceau (French statesman).

More?
"America is a young country with an old mentality" - George Santayana

Dragon Curve 10-12-2002 07:40 AM

So how can we then define anything in a language as being correct or incorrect? Why do we take English classes if our English language is evolving the same way fashion or music is? Somewhere along the lines we HAVE to govern what is, and what is not correct.

The general rules of logic can be used to realise that America does not mean the USA - why not South America? Why not North America? Why not Latin America?

ControlThy 10-12-2002 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Colin

Hmmmmm ...

"America makes prodigious mistakes" - ee cummings.

"America is hard to see.
Less partial witnesses than he
In book on book have testified
They could not see it from outside...." - Robert Frost

"America, I've given you all and now I'm nothing." - Allen Ginsberg

"America was indebted to immigration for her settlement and prosperity." - James Madison

"America is the most grandiose experiment the world has seen, but, I am afraid, it is not going to be a success." - Sigmund Freud

"America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy." - John Updike

Should I go on?

I don't see what these quotes have to do with my post?

ADL Colin 10-12-2002 07:47 AM

"So how can we then define anything in a language as being correct or incorrect? Why do we take English classes if our English language is evolving the same way fashion or music is? Somewhere along the lines we HAVE to govern what is, and what is not correct."

Well, it is a bit of a problem. Tried reading Shakespeare lately? The language changed quite a bit in the last 400 years and it hasn't stopped. No one has to govern anything. Language needs to be free to change to best describe the environment of it's speakers.

After all, English is just German with 1500 years of social evolution.

ADL Colin 10-12-2002 07:51 AM

"I don't see what these quotes have to do with my post?"

You said "you cannot refer to The United States of America by using the word "America" in any written context." Many people have. I gave examples.

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"I am surprised that a writer like yourself does not find it important to be clear at all times for different types of readers from several nations and cultures about what you are referring to."

I would agree with you if clarity were my goal today.
It is not. I have had no moments of clarity today.

Dragon Curve 10-12-2002 07:53 AM

Well by your logic then Colin, all English should ceased to be taught in schools. English teachers wouldn't be able to mark assignments since nothing can be defined as being correct or incorrect.

Obviously, your logic is flawed. Any English scholar could point out to you that you cannot refer to the USA as America and have correct English.

ADL Colin 10-12-2002 08:07 AM

"Obviously, your logic is flawed. Any English scholar could point out to you that you cannot refer to the USA as America and have correct English."

Hahaha. Read the quotes above. ee cummings, Robert Frost, John Updike. These are writers - better authorities than ANY english scholar. You're wrong anyway.

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"Well by your logic then Colin, all English should ceased to be taught in schools. English teachers wouldn't be able to mark assignments since nothing can be defined as being correct or incorrect. "

No,. Current English is taught in classes. There are no English language rules set in stone (Well, read Chomsky for some interesting stuff on that. Some thigns may be Universal). No vocabulary, rules, nothing. It constantly changes.

Ask a group of English professors whether "ain't" is correct english or not. Some will say yes. Some will say no. Some will say it has advanced to above the level of slang now.

Lane 10-12-2002 08:10 AM

Colin, plz use the "quote" button

ChrisH 10-12-2002 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mika


Rambo is the idol of American men

Again you Assume! You really are an asshole!

Pleasurepays 10-12-2002 08:20 AM

what movie is this from:

"never ASSUME anything! That way, you will not make an ASS out of U or ME "

Spoonie Luv 10-12-2002 08:21 AM

I think that line has been in several movies and tv shows.

Dragon Curve 10-12-2002 08:36 AM

Colin..

You say "English is constantly changing" .. so how can CURRENT English be tought? Wouldn't the current English ALWAYS be different by that logic? :)

Pleasurepays 10-12-2002 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dragon Curve
Colin..

You say "English is constantly changing" .. so how can CURRENT English be tought? Wouldn't the current English ALWAYS be different by that logic? :)

you come off as being somewhat desperate for attention.

what is "current English"

i studied English Literature
i studied English Grammar

i dont remember a course on "Current English" being taught or offered in any school i attented.

your childish, 3rd grade semantics are boring.
:sleep

mika 10-12-2002 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ChrisH


Again you Assume! You really are an asshole!

You assume that I assume.

Be more careful and you will find lots of sarcasm mixed with half-truths

Warphead 10-12-2002 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mika


you got it all wrong. I hear American girls love foreign cock, black and latin, scandinavian and russian. You know, bigger cock, bigger brain, more satisfaction to big titty blonde

American men rather make love to their cars than fuck their big titty blondes


BTW, those black and latino cocks aren't foreign. Those are good ole american cocks too. Way to not notice the melting pot thing. I've never heard of a girl going out of her way for scandinavian or russian cock though. I think you made that shit up.

mika 10-12-2002 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Warphead

Way to not notice the melting pot thing.

Melting pot thingy is just an illusion. :1orglaugh

Warphead 10-12-2002 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lane
Colin, plz use the "quote" button
Yeah, fed by all the black, brown and yellow faces running around. I'm guessing there are more people that moved here from Finland than vice-versa though.

You just don't notice them because they call themselves Americans.

SykkBoy 10-12-2002 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dragon Curve
Money ISN'T everything. Hell money is GREAT. And can buy a lot of PLEASURE for sure =D Money can't buy real happiness though. There's a huge difference between happiness and pleasure.
poverty doesn't buy much happiness either....


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