Your children suck! Here's the proof - GoFuckYourself.com

RedShoe · 10-11-2002, 05:02 PM

http://www.fleetmack.com/~maddox/irule.html

RedShoe · 10-11-2002, 05:10 PM

Here's even more proof.

http://www.fleetmack.com/~maddox/irule2.html

Voodoo · 10-11-2002, 05:11 PM

That's some funny shit!

mjrools23 · 10-11-2002, 05:13 PM

lol someone has too much time on their hands

[Labret] · 10-11-2002, 05:14 PM

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That's interesting, everyone in this picture is white. Even the rainbow is white. Perhaps in an ideal world, everyone would be white isn't that right, Rachel? Or should I call you RACIST? Nice try, Hitler

Im still laughing

RedShoe · 10-11-2002, 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]

Im still laughing [/B]

LOL, that's my favorite one as well. BWAAHHAHAAAAAAAAA

Nice Try, Hitler!

Sunshine McGillicutty · 10-11-2002, 05:21 PM

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This was a Christmas gift from Kelly to her parents. Good job Kelly, now pack up your shit and find a foster home.

pimplink · 10-11-2002, 05:30 PM

That's some funny shit

SilverTab · 10-11-2002, 05:44 PM

Best one is the fire truck.. LMAO

beemk · 10-11-2002, 05:57 PM

hahah hilarious

On-top · 10-11-2002, 07:37 PM

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Originally posted by SilverTab
Best one is the fire truck.. LMAO

I agree. I saw that the other day and about fell out of my chair.

Mutt · 10-11-2002, 08:30 PM

glad somebody like that page. I posted it on Oprano yesterday and nobody laughed. I think it's fucking hilarious stuff.

my favorite is the 'hairy' fire engine 'DING! DING! Here comes the Shitmobile!'

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AnnihilaT · 10-11-2002, 08:46 PM

whahaha! Great stuff!

quiet · 10-11-2002, 08:50 PM

good shit

Spoonie Luv · 10-11-2002, 10:06 PM

This is why I love this site. I find the funniest shit on the web here. Thanks!!!

RedShoe · 10-12-2002, 12:04 AM

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Originally posted by Mutt
glad somebody like that page. I posted it on Oprano yesterday and nobody laughed. I think it's fucking hilarious stuff.

my favorite is the 'hairy' fire engine 'DING! DING! Here comes the Shitmobile!' :

Heh, Mrs. RedShoe sent it to me from her work. I guess it's been floating around there as well. The Shitmobile is funny. And so is:
VVVVRRROOOOOMMMMM. F

I think I knew a kid when I was younger that would draw lame ass cars like that and say VVVVVRRRROOOOOMMMM as he showed his masterpiece.

RockDaddy · 10-12-2002, 12:15 AM

This beating your kid stuff killed me.
Damn, that's funny!

http://maddox.xmission.com/beat.html

Indeed · 10-12-2002, 12:45 AM

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Five across the eyes. This is a very basic maneuver and usually enough to cover most situations when your child is out of line. Simply put four fingers tightly together and either leave the thumb off to the side or fold it behind the other four fingers. Then smack your kid across the face with the back of your hand. Now this is the tricky part: make sure to snap your wrist just before contact otherwise you won't get a stinging effect. Very important because you don't want to risk letting your kid think you're a pussy.
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LOL

chodadog · 10-12-2002, 01:02 AM

The guy is fuckin' hilarious. The hatemail is especially funny.

jollyperv · 10-12-2002, 01:31 AM

Funniest shit I've seen since this gem:
http://www.stileproject.com/flash/fuckshitpiss.html

cheekycherry · 10-12-2002, 01:43 AM

extreme · 10-12-2002, 01:48 AM

hahaha.. aaair, i cant breaathe...

the first one on "irule2.html" totaly made my day.

421Fill · 10-12-2002, 02:02 AM

since when is it funny for adults to pick on kids? you guys are all fucked in the head.

You know when a parent puts that stuff up, it isn't always about artistic ability.

RedShoe · 10-12-2002, 02:19 AM

We have a winner!!! Turbo just admitted that his kid is the dummy that drew hair on the firetruck. (... Well he admitted it, in not so many words)

It's ok Turbo, he's not picking on kids, he's just saying he is better than those kids.

Dis anyone see that animation that JollyPerv posted. In the middle of the animation a guy gets his head blown off. What is that from?? I did fx for a while I was just wondering if it's from a movie or what?

woj · 10-12-2002, 03:05 AM

That's some quality humor there...

there are more "articles" from the same guy at:
http://maddox.xmission.com

10-11-2002, 05:02 PM	#1
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10-11-2002, 05:10 PM	#2
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	Here's even more proof. http://www.fleetmack.com/~maddox/irule2.html __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants

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10-11-2002, 08:30 PM	#12
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	glad somebody like that page. I posted it on Oprano yesterday and nobody laughed. I think it's fucking hilarious stuff. my favorite is the 'hairy' fire engine 'DING! DING! Here comes the Shitmobile!' : __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	good shit

10-11-2002, 10:06 PM	#15
Spoonie Luv Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Crankerville Posts: 1,003	This is why I love this site. I find the funniest shit on the web here. Thanks!!!

10-12-2002, 12:15 AM	#17
RockDaddy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 750	This beating your kid stuff killed me. Damn, that's funny! http://maddox.xmission.com/beat.html

10-12-2002, 01:02 AM	#19
chodadog Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 9,736	The guy is fuckin' hilarious. The hatemail is especially funny.

10-12-2002, 01:31 AM	#20
jollyperv Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: NYC Posts: 3,927	Funniest shit I've seen since this gem: http://www.stileproject.com/flash/fuckshitpiss.html

10-12-2002, 01:43 AM	#21
cheekycherry Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: N/A Posts: 1,703	LOL!

10-12-2002, 01:48 AM	#22
extreme Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: lalaland Posts: 2,120	hahaha.. aaair, i cant breaathe... the first one on "irule2.html" totaly made my day.

10-12-2002, 02:02 AM	#23
421Fill Super Mario Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Swenson's Avatar Posts: 19,418	since when is it funny for adults to pick on kids? you guys are all fucked in the head. You know when a parent puts that stuff up, it isn't always about artistic ability.

10-12-2002, 02:19 AM	#24
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	We have a winner!!! Turbo just admitted that his kid is the dummy that drew hair on the firetruck. (... Well he admitted it, in not so many words) It's ok Turbo, he's not picking on kids, he's just saying he is better than those kids. Dis anyone see that animation that JollyPerv posted. In the middle of the animation a guy gets his head blown off. What is that from?? I did fx for a while I was just wondering if it's from a movie or what? __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants

10-12-2002, 03:05 AM	#25
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