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LoriAnderson · 04-11-2008, 06:22 PM

Bottle of Wine

A woman and a man were involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them were hurt.

After they crawled out of their cars, the man began yelling about women
drivers. The woman said, 'So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman.. Wow, just
look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from
God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of
our days'.

Flattered, the man agreed, but added "you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive."

The woman continued, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely
demolish ed but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.'

She handed the bottle to the man. The man opened it and drank half the
bottle, then handed it back to the woman. The woman took the bottle, immediately put
the cork back in, and handed it back to the man. The man asked, 'Aren't you having
any?'

The woman smiled and replied, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the
police....'

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with us.

DBS.US · 04-11-2008, 06:26 PM

That's good

TurboAngel · 04-11-2008, 06:32 PM

That was a good one! LMAO

AdPatron · 04-11-2008, 06:36 PM

Heard it before...but very good!

nylonbabes · 04-11-2008, 06:39 PM

thanks, very good

StuartD · 04-11-2008, 06:39 PM

That is a good one

TurboAngel · 04-14-2008, 10:24 AM

I think this needs a bump.

pornguy · 04-14-2008, 10:36 AM

thats old, and has been posted here before.

Isradude · 04-14-2008, 10:42 AM

good one !

Loryn · 04-14-2008, 10:44 AM

LOL that is my kind of evil. I love it!

DeadFidel · 04-14-2008, 10:45 AM

After she put the cork on the bottle, the rest was too predictable.

SexualDragon · 04-14-2008, 10:52 AM

Zuzana Designs · 04-14-2008, 10:56 AM

lol funny stuff

Farang · 04-14-2008, 11:02 AM

what a bitch

viencarl · 04-15-2008, 06:41 AM

that bitch got brain

Mike Honcho · 04-15-2008, 10:13 AM

LOL so very fucking true, evil bitches.

munki · 04-15-2008, 10:14 AM

evil....

D Ghost · 04-15-2008, 10:15 AM

fantastic

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 04-15-2008, 10:53 AM

lol very good...serves him right

Violetta · 04-15-2008, 11:01 AM

hahaha... awsome!

04-11-2008, 06:22 PM	#1
LoriAnderson Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: USA Posts: 1,713	Funny (bottle Of Wine Joke) Woman Bottle of Wine A woman and a man were involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them were hurt. After they crawled out of their cars, the man began yelling about women drivers. The woman said, 'So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman.. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days'. Flattered, the man agreed, but added "you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive." The woman continued, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolish ed but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.' She handed the bottle to the man. The man opened it and drank half the bottle, then handed it back to the woman. The woman took the bottle, immediately put the cork back in, and handed it back to the man. The man asked, 'Aren't you having any?' The woman smiled and replied, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police....' MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with us. __________________ Luv Lori xoxo LotzaDollars Dream-Cash Guy-Dollars Skype: Lori-Anderson

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