"Your eyes may sleep, But your dreams should not"

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

"We will make everyone hear your farts"

"you are nobody... unless...."
"you don't exist... unless..."
"pinging you..."
"do you exist?"

" Slice the Internet Pie to your liking"

still not good enough
I need a different one

Black or white
The hole should be tight
cover the face
Water the pot

a) Get known
b) Stand Out
c) Be someone

"Use us or we'll burn your house down."

"Watch out for other companies... they have herpes."

"Need a service and have an appropriate budget? Then we may be the people for the task your particular project requires."

"Fine, don't use us. See if we care."

"Hey, remember us, from the party? Yeah, you were so wasted dude, but you remember talking about how you're going to hire us, right... right?"

"We have one thing the competition doesn't... bukkakes!"

"If you want your business to fail miserably and send you spiraling into poverty, then don't contact our staff."

"Ninjas use us."

These are ALL golden :1orglaugh

make "Internet" your middle name ..

Make the world your marketplace.

"our service is the best in the world, all the other services are done by little girls"

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"our service is the best in the world, all the other services are done by little girly mans"

Our business is your future

"Show the fuckers you've arrived"
"Other companies smell bad, we smell of popcorn"
"I liked this service so much I bought the company'

Big Steak for the Pocket!

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