First time anal sex or how to convince her that its OK.

[Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE]

How, teach me. My girl has never done it before and I don't know how to present it to her.

[SmokeyTheBear]

whoopsee wrong hole.. do you want me to stop ?

[Spunky]

Push her head deeper into the pillow the louder she screams

[Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life]

[baddog]

Let her do you first. Act like you like it.

[Ron Bennett]

And he might ... unlike females, males have a prostate, which is often stimulated during anal sex.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_sex

Ron

[Iron Fist]

Just say you have a small dick and it won't hurt....

[Holly]

How, teach me. My girl has never done it before and I don't know how to present it to her.

^You already have the answer. A present.

You need to buy her something. Something really expensive.

And some cash tucked into an envelope to go with it, would probably help, too.

[Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life]

^You already have the answer. A present.

How about an inflatable buttplug?

[baddog]

And he might ... unlike females, males have a prostate, which is often stimulated during anal sex.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_sex

Ron

Yeah, well like the man said, "sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know."

[qxm]

Yeah, well like the man said, "sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know."

great quote

[Evil E]

You need to do it progressively.

While you tap it doggystyle, start by inserting one finger, then move on to 2 and pretty soon she will be ready to take your one eyed snake.

[qxm]

You need to do it progressively.

While you tap it doggystyle, start by inserting one finger, then move on to 2 and pretty soon she will be ready to take your one eyed snake.

that might end up pretty badly if the chick hasn't planned to have anal sex.......could u imagine stickin one finger and have it smell like shit or even worse have some "dirt under your nails" ? .......shit.......disgusting........I better convince her first, have her use an enema to clean that shit first and then start diggin' otherwise I'll stick to pussy thank u very much....

[After Shock Media]

that might end up pretty badly if the chick hasn't planned to have anal sex.......could u imagine stickin one finger and have it smell like shit or even worse have some "dirt under your nails" ? .......shit.......disgusting........I better convince her first, have her use an enema to clean that shit first and then start diggin' otherwise I'll stick to pussy thank u very much....

Shhh lies!

Anal sex is like you always see it in the movies, always! Do not let others fool you.

[viencarl]

Just say you have a small dick and it won't hurt....

[EuroRev_Stacey]

Can't wait to see results!

[Manowar]

oh god I lol'd

[Lighter]

^You already have the answer. A present.

You need to buy her something. Something really expensive.

And some cash tucked into an envelope to go with it, would probably help, too.

HAHAHAHA

[O MARINA]

How, teach me. My girl has never done it before and I don't know how to present it to her.

^You already have the answer. A present.

You need to buy her something. Something really expensive.

And some cash tucked into an envelope to go with it, would probably help, too.

Holly
I know the ladies understand your posts dont know about the gfy pimps

[carol.prime]

LOL!! some funny advise.
well, as a girl.. im not yet convince! i want more convincing comments here. Lol!!!

[Nookster]

My girl actually loves it. Our first time I didn't even have to talk her into it. She asked me if I wanted to try because about a week earlier we were watching some porn and the girl was getting off big time while getting it and she was interested. So that would be best. Implant the idea in her head, wait a bit while it resonates, then if you must, ask if she wants to try. She now wants it at least once a month.

[Holly]

Holly
I know the ladies understand your posts dont know about the gfy pimps

The true pimps know not to show up asking for anal unless their gift giving skills are strong.

Samir may have to sell off a camel to raise some scratch.

[tranza]

I currently have the same problem...

[SteveVVS]

All the info required is here, enjoy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0vdGD7CQ0s

[Paper_Amar]

The wrong hole technique doesn't work, i have the black eye to prove it
lol

[fluffygrrl]

Tell her she can take it or the bus.

Rinse and repeat.

[RyuLion]

You need to do it progressively.

While you tap it doggystyle, start by inserting one finger, then move on to 2 and pretty soon she will be ready to take your one eyed snake.

here's the answer!

[RyuLion]

The wrong hole technique doesn't work, i have the black eye to prove it
lol

[wargames]

whoopsee wrong hole.. do you want me to stop ?

[Porno Dan]

You give her GHB, You take Viagra, Pull out a bottle of WD-40 and have a grand old time,

[Basic_man]

Let her do you first. Act like you like it.

HAHAHHA. Nice one

[iMind]

Gotta agree with the finger trick,
Stick your finger up her ass and let it loosen up a bit, let her get a taste of the pleasure and then slowly slide your cock in, Be attentive to her pain and take it easy on her, convince her that once she gets through the pain she's gonna come really hard, call her dirty little names while you slide it in and you're golden

If you go too fast you're gonna fuck it all up and I guarantee you'll never even come close to fuckin' her in the ass again.

And yes, it works and thanks to this method I've been banging my wife in the ass every few weeks for years :D

Oh , and don't use ANY lube at first , every bit of friction helps loosen that ass up.. any time I've lubed it up it goes in too fast and my girl screams and it's all over really fast

[Joe BrainCash]

Nope.

Ask her: honey you love me right?

-yes

-Honey, if you love me, you want nothing but my hapiness right?

-Of course, but why?

-Because what would really make me happy is to fuck you up the ass...you don't mind do you?

-Of course not! I remember when my first time with Brainpat...

Simple enough?

[PussyMeister]

This can have unaticipated consequences. I once convinced a GF to do anal, and she loved it. Thing is, I didn't like it all that much after I convinced her to let me do it. She wanted it all the time and everytime we had sex it was "fuck my ass...fuck my ass". I mean damn, it's like #3 on my list of favorite holes. She ran off with some asshole who I suppose is still banging her in the ass...

[Big Red Machine]

This can have unaticipated consequences. I once convinced a GF to do anal, and she loved it. Thing is, I didn't like it all that much after I convinced her to let me do it. She wanted it all the time and everytime we had sex it was "fuck my ass...fuck my ass". I mean damn, it's like #3 on my list of favorite holes. She ran off with some asshole who I suppose is still banging her in the ass...

I guess the anal back fired on you

[DirtyProfits]

Open that Wikipedia site about anal sex and then leave it open on your computer until your girlfriend stubles upon it..

[tiger]

LMAO! The responses just keep getting better and better.

[Daddy Big Nuts]

Damn....beat me to it. I didn't have a pic of a bottle though....nice one!

[Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life]

the finger trick is the best in all reality. work it progressively into the action over a period of time. i've managed to get it to work with a couple exs now. my recommendation is to trace your finger down the crack of her ass while she's on top. start out easy, rub her poopchute with a little pressure as she rides you. once you get some sweat rollin down the crack of her ass, or some pussy juice flopping up there you can start peaking a fingertip inside to judge her reaction. if you've been getting away with the pooper massage a fingertip is usually accepted without question. once you've worked this into the routine for a while, go for the gold and guntfor the second knuckle. works great if you can time it with an orgasm, but be careful i damn near had my fucking finger broke one time. the first girl i got this to work on it worked out flawlessy, she actually asked me why i didn't put my finger in her ass when she was cumming one time, and told me she liked it when i did that. BAMMM, dropped the question isntantly and she was game...

the trick is getting her to relax into the idea. if she's tense and worried about a little anal play, it's going to be a battle getting in there, and she is not going to enjoy it. if she's willing and eased into the idea of liking her ass played with a bit, you'll make way better ground on turning her into a little anal whore...

[TaylorMarieXXX]

There is truth in all of these.
Here's what works for me. You have to condition them that sexual pleasure is always present when there is something in her ass or some kind of ass play. Even if the cause of the sexual pleasure for her, isn't the ass aspect, it should have convinced her enough to try it. Thus whenever messing around always rub the outside of her asshole, usually with your thumb. A good trick when you are hitting from behind is to rub it with your thumb without sticking your thumb in. Eventually you can kind of rub it open, not by sticking your thumb in pointy side first, but like you are pressing with the ball of your thumb.
Back to the main point, whenever you are eating her out, or fucking her and her pleasure is increasing, always have a digit there or some kind of presence. As she is getting ready to cum slowly slide more and more fingers in or increase the presence. You can't do it too quick or you will fuck it up and she will equate things in her ass to ruining her orgasm rather than contributing to them. Even if she derives no pleasure from shit in her ass, in her mind she will realize whenever she comes theres something in her ass, thus shit in her ass can make her cum. Creating the perfect girlfriend is a lot like training a dog, sometimes you have to trick them, but it's out of love. The anal thing is an art, and it took me all of college to figure out.
85% of girls will be down with you playing with their ass and you should be able to get them to equate getting off with shit in their ass. Eat a lot of pussy, and after she's really fucking hot, then start fucking with her ass and escalate it till she gets off. Now some chicks just freak out when they feel anything in their ass, if thats the case, dump her.

Now, when you get her to let you fuck her in the ass, make sure she's drunk and make sure you put more oil on that shit than an F-1 car. Take it slow, and don't go more than half way in the first time. Even if she's digging it, take it slow. Don't comment on there being any shit on your dick, even if there is, and tell her how sexy she looks. What you are trying to do is subconsciously equate her being beautiful (or funny, or smart or whatever the fuck she wants to be) with taking it in the ass. You know what sells to your girlfriend, you want to equate that action with whatever she wants to be. This works for anything, find out how they want to be seen, and when you want to reinforce that behavior, when the behavior is present you make them feel how they want to feel. Again it's an art and it takes practice. You know, you really gotta good dog a bitch when they do what you want.

Now, a big part of the fun of fucking a chick in the ass, is the fact that you get to give them shit about it, and 'shame' them for it afterwards. Don't do this after the first time, don't do it after the third time. Wait until it's on the menu for sure, and you are sitting next to her with an audience of her parents. Then lean into her ear and whisper, "(insert her father's name here) daughter just had a big angry cock in her ass" Watch her choke on her water and laugh to yourself.

[Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life]

Wait until it's on the menu for sure, and you are sitting next to her with an audience of her parents. Then lean into her ear and whisper, "(insert her father's name here) daughter just had a big angry cock in her ass" Watch her choke on her water and laugh to yourself.

Gonna have to try that sometime.

[GatorB]

Tell her if she doesn't let you do it you'll find someone who will.

[Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life]

Tell her if she doesn't let you do it you'll find someone who will.

I'm afraid that will leave you standing on the side of the road with your dick in your hand more often than not...

[farkedup]

both of you get really drunk, wait till she's "pass out drunk" then lube it up real good and start with the pinky, if she doesn't wake up move up to the middle finger, if she's still sleeping good go for a thumb...

Lets be honest here... if you get the thumb in your dick will go in easy ;)

[natkejs]

I usually say that every other girl does it and make her feel bad if she wouldn't

[moeloubani]

#1 rule = don't tell her you want anal

Just go with the flow, if you say hey can I shove my dick in your ass the answer will be no, but if while she's just fucking going nutty on your cock and just bouncing up and down and right in the moment thats when you do the finger thing, don't ask, just start like pushing it into her ass but dont go right in, like give it a little pressure first and look at her and how she says no (because she will say no)

if she says it in any of the following ways youre good - whispers, teasingly, jokingly, as she pants from the sex, as she is bouncing still on your cock, as she pushes herself back onto your dick

but if she says these then you aren't - ouch, stops the sex altogether and says no, punches your throat, starts shitting all over, pukes on you

youll know if she likes it cuz if she does shell be going double time, if she doesnt shell be crying so 50/50

[TaylorMarieXXX]

The other thing you may need to do through careful prying is to figure out if she's done it before. There's a chance she could be ruined from having some asshole pull the 'oops wrong hole trick'. Related to the above if she starts sobbing during it, don't stop unless she asks" It may be that you just remind her of her uncle or stepfather. Whether or not you have a problem with that is up to you, I do. For some reason (perhaps because my nick name was dirty) i always got the good girls who had some nasty fantasy the wanted to try out and thus incorrectly assumed that I was up for anything. At least 75% of the hook ups I had with 'friends' that knew me either asked to be choked or pissed on. I don't know why I got all the auto-erotics but it completely wasn't my thing. I find nothing sexy about choking a bitch and am always freaked that I'd end up killing her and then find myself in the swamp with my best friend trying to convince him that the sheet I was dumping really asked me to choke her. I hated doing that shit and after a while I just said no. Especially the crazy one's that said, "No, really choke me, until I go out." Same thing with the pissers. It's like I don't want to piss on your face, tits and twat, because I'm ultimately going to have to kiss\ lick those though head fucked bitch. Yes, I know its degrading and I know you are a dirty little piss slut, but come on.

[MandyBlake]

lick it and make it feel soooooo good that she'll beg you for it!

[Shameless]

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