Jesus Is Watching You - GoFuckYourself.com

D Ghost · 04-13-2008, 10:24 AM

...and now for more ridiculous Christian propaganda.

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Read Hero Lisa's comment:

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This is a great testament.. Hopeful people who Know Christ will think about what their doing before entering into this adult shop.. Its like night and DAY

marcop · 04-13-2008, 10:28 AM

I wonder if the Jesus sign really discourages people from going into the adult store and buying porn?

Spunky · 04-13-2008, 10:29 AM

Jesus loves me

CaptainHowdy · 04-13-2008, 10:30 AM

Hi Jesus!

SexualDragon · 04-13-2008, 10:32 AM

or is jesus looking over your shoulder while your watching porn?

2012 · 04-13-2008, 10:33 AM

jesus is dead

D Ghost · 04-13-2008, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by SexualDragon

or is jesus looking over your shoulder while your watching porn?

yes haha. why doesn't the Christian church just sell porn? I think it's a much more viable source of income, rather than brainwashing people into emptying their pockets.

adult-help · 04-13-2008, 10:37 AM

Nobody fuck with the Jesus!

D Ghost · 04-13-2008, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by adult-help

Nobody fuck with the Jesus!

because Jesus will fuck you!

nosey · 04-13-2008, 10:42 AM

Penny Flame · 04-13-2008, 10:45 AM

If jesus keeps watching me through my windows peeping Tom style, I'll never find the time to masturbate alone.
Oh wait. Thats right. I like to be watched.....

Come on in Jesus, I hear you got a little pull with the big man upstairs.
I'm gonna need all the help I can get.
OKAY
Here's the deal: I'll keep saying your name while my pussy gets pounded if you can get me a free pass through the pearly gates.

Deal?

D Ghost · 04-13-2008, 10:57 AM

I think Jesus likes tits

jpwhits · 04-13-2008, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame

If jesus keeps watching me through my windows peeping Tom style, I'll never find the time to masturbate alone.
Oh wait. Thats right. I like to be watched.....

Come on in Jesus, I hear you got a little pull with the big man upstairs.
I'm gonna need all the help I can get.
OKAY
Here's the deal: I'll keep saying your name while my pussy gets pounded if you can get me a free pass through the pearly gates.

Deal?

Is Jesus your Mexican gardner?

nikki99 · 04-13-2008, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Jesus loves me

he loves me too

D Ghost · 04-15-2008, 06:27 PM

and he loves me the most

MandyBlake · 04-15-2008, 07:26 PM

oh dear lord.
that reminds me of some of the stuff i see when i drive to kentucky lol

D Ghost · 04-15-2008, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by MandyBlake

oh dear lord.
that reminds me of some of the stuff i see when i drive to kentucky lol

hahah roflmao

qxm · 04-15-2008, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame

If jesus keeps watching me through my windows peeping Tom style, I'll never find the time to masturbate alone.
Oh wait. Thats right. I like to be watched.....

Come on in Jesus, I hear you got a little pull with the big man upstairs.
I'm gonna need all the help I can get.
OKAY
Here's the deal: I'll keep saying your name while my pussy gets pounded if you can get me a free pass through the pearly gates.

Deal?

Gosh .... send me the video that will earn you a pass through the pearly gates .... I'll be sure to share it and cherish it with my fellow visitors

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