How many of you are Jewish?

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 04-12-2008, 08:09 PM

I'm Sammy Davis, Jr.'s illegitimate love child...so I guess that makes me part Jewish:

Holy crap! That makes me part Black too...

ADG

**PornMogul** · 04-12-2008, 08:12 PM

I think like a jew. Does that count?

**Grapesoda** · 04-12-2008, 08:14 PM

Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

I'm Sammy Davis, Jr.'s illegitimate love child...so I guess that makes me part Jewish:

Holy crap! That makes me part Black too...

ADG

not unless Sammy is your mom, Judaism is carried through the mother

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 04-12-2008, 08:19 PM

Originally posted by bm bradley

not unless Sammy is your mom, Judaism is carried through the mother

Thanks Brian - but that was the part I was least worried about...

ADG

**Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life** · 04-12-2008, 08:22 PM

jewcat is jewish

**CaptainHowdy** · 04-12-2008, 09:36 PM

I used to be one, it was one of those "teen" phases.

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 04-12-2008, 09:38 PM

Originally posted by ismokeblunts

jewcat is jewish

ADG

**Loryn** · 04-12-2008, 09:38 PM

I am book marking this thread!

I love Jews! hehe

**fallenmuffin** · 04-12-2008, 09:43 PM

I live like a Jew.
I have a female Jew fetish.
I sometimes tell people I'm Jewish.
I once made a collage of pictures of me and called it 'jew-magnet.jpg'.
I sometimes seriously contemplate joining JDate but my girlfriend won't let me.

Taking that all into consideration - I'm like 45% Jewish.

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 04-12-2008, 09:44 PM

Originally posted by Loryn

I am book marking this thread!

I love Jews! hehe

ADG

**Christina Muller** · 04-12-2008, 09:55 PM

Thats one question I have never been asked

**HouseHead** · 04-12-2008, 10:06 PM

Not I, sorry.

**J. Falcon** · 04-12-2008, 10:10 PM

Not even close.

**Jake the King** · 04-12-2008, 10:20 PM

I am convinced that the "Lord of the Rings" movies were portraying blacks as "orcs" and jews as "goblins"

**Kard63** · 04-12-2008, 10:22 PM

Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

ADG

lmfao

Originally posted by Jake the King

I am convinced that the "Lord of the Rings" movies were portraying blacks as "orcs" and jews as "goblins"

Some kid said that too me in a game of warcraft 3 years ago. it was hilarious. what site is that on?

**Sands** · 04-12-2008, 10:38 PM

Ashkenazi, nurga.

**Violetta** · 04-13-2008, 02:03 AM

Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

I'm Sammy Davis, Jr.'s illegitimate love child...so I guess that makes me part Jewish:

ADG

Eeoo eleven!!!!!!!!

**HairToStay** · 04-13-2008, 03:27 AM

Happy early Passover.

Who will hide the Matzoh in your house?

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 04-13-2008, 03:33 AM

Originally posted by HairToStay

Happy early Passover.

Who will hide the Matzoh in your house?

You have a lot of "balls" to bring up Matzoh/Matzah in this thread...

But if you got the bread, you can cover the spread.

ADG

**Vlad** · 04-13-2008, 03:37 AM

Originally posted by Legendary Samir

My best friend is Jewish and I think he is the only friend I ever had.

well, you suck.

**tehHinjew** · 04-13-2008, 06:54 AM

you take a guess

**bobby666** · 04-13-2008, 08:52 AM

my grand,grand grandma was jewish i think

**Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 04-13-2008, 09:11 AM

Originally posted by Vlad

well, you suck.

Go suck camel's balls you dirty Arab surfer.

**CaptainHowdy** · 04-13-2008, 09:19 AM

Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

!

**SexualDragon** · 04-13-2008, 09:34 AM

Originally posted by PornMogul

I think like a jew. Does that count?

I was circumsized does that also count?

**Jai** · 04-13-2008, 10:48 AM

i get along with all jews..so bump for the jews

**DeadFidel** · 04-13-2008, 12:11 PM

One second, let me check.........................No.

**SexualDragon** · 04-13-2008, 12:23 PM

Originally posted by DeadFidel

One second, let me check.........................No.

Looks like the head was taken off by mistake and left the skin

**mikeyddddd** · 04-13-2008, 12:43 PM

The girl in my sig is Jewish
and Mexican, too

**The Judge** · 04-13-2008, 12:50 PM

Steve Balmer (the business mastermind behind Bill Gates)
The Google twins
Larry Allison (Oracle)
Michael Dell
Andy Grove (Intel founder, changed his name)
Mark Zukenberg (Facebook founder)

D · 04-13-2008, 12:54 PM

A few families have made me an honorary Jew.

Not sure what that means, exactly, except that I get invited to Passover Seder, and other festivities.

**CurrentlySober** · 04-13-2008, 12:57 PM

I wish I was Jewish... or alternatively, that I had been born in the USA...

Why? Because I would have been circumcised at birth...
I wasn't, and now, as an adult suffer from the minor discomfort of phismosis...

**xato** · 04-13-2008, 01:01 PM

**chadknowslaw** · 04-13-2008, 01:38 PM

I can pass for Jewish.

**Dennis Rodman** · 04-13-2008, 01:48 PM

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**Jai** · 04-13-2008, 03:02 PM

Originally posted by The Judge

Steve Balmer (the business mastermind behind Bill Gates)
The Google twins
Larry Allison (Oracle)
Michael Dell
Andy Grove (Intel founder, changed his name)
Mark Zukenberg (Facebook founder)

the google founders (both) are Jewish? did not know that

also didnt know m.Dell is jewish

**Sands** · 04-14-2008, 11:20 AM

Originally posted by D

A few families have made me an honorary Jew.

Not sure what that means, exactly, except that I get invited to Passover Seder, and other festivities.

It means you get all of the food and none of the guilt. Lucky bastard.

**pornguy** · 04-14-2008, 11:24 AM

Based on the number if diamonds that my wife has, I must be,

**Isradude** · 04-14-2008, 11:31 AM

I am !!!!!!!

**O MARINA** · 04-14-2008, 11:31 AM

Originally posted by Sands

Ashkenazi,

+1

L'echaim

**LB-69** · 04-14-2008, 01:12 PM

Originally posted by O MARINA

+1

L'echaim

+2 Ashkenazim

**Michaelious** · 04-14-2008, 01:53 PM

I live in Scotland; Jews are rare! My freind is Jewish; she's from New york! Jewish people seem nice! Family orientated!

**SexualDragon** · 04-14-2008, 01:59 PM

Originally posted by DeadFidel

One second, let me check.........................No.

I shed a tear for that poor bastard

**vidvicious** · 04-15-2008, 08:44 AM

there are more tribesmen in this bussiness then you know

**SykkBoy** · 04-15-2008, 08:55 AM

I'm a cheapskate, so does that count?

**The Duck** · 04-15-2008, 09:15 AM

Originally posted by PornMogul

I think like a jew. Does that count?

**Jai** · 04-15-2008, 04:12 PM

Originally posted by Isradude

I am !!!!!!!

desi jews are damn rare

D · 04-15-2008, 04:13 PM

Originally posted by Sands

It means you get all of the food and none of the guilt. Lucky bastard.

Sounds about right to me. lol.

How many of you are Jewish?

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