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TheAmericanCannibal · 04-11-2008, 02:20 PM

I will be happy to answer.

I have never done this kind of " Sleazyesque" type of post before.
Come on GFY intrigue me and convince me that there are still people who post here with a higher IQ than 70.

Best question in this thread will receive a special prize from me.

Ask away-

You may ask about Gamelink, any jobs I have held for the last 11 years in this industry, porns stars I have fucked, celebrities I know and name drop, as well as my movie American Cannibal...

The dumbest question is the one never asked...
I promise to answer truthfully and will try not to be to self promoting...

"Try" being the operative word here

hahaha

CurrentlySober · 04-11-2008, 02:21 PM

Do you really eat people, and if so, what do people taste like?

Ice · 04-11-2008, 02:21 PM

Who is the last person you had sex with? Post pics

TheAmericanCannibal · 04-11-2008, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner

Do you really eat people, and if so, what do people taste like?

No I don't eat people, but I once did eat out a hooker at a bachelor party.
I promised myself I would never do that again...

BusterBunny · 04-11-2008, 02:23 PM

can i have $50

Pipecrew · 04-11-2008, 02:23 PM

what happened to the girl on the island for AC.

TheAmericanCannibal · 04-11-2008, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice

Who is the last person you had sex with? Post pics

That would be Roxy Deville in PHX at the Forum.
Thanks to Mark and Naughty America for having her represent you so well in PHX!!

CurrentlySober · 04-11-2008, 02:25 PM

do you like poo?

04-11-2008, 02:25 PM

How much money can you make off of a movie like American Cannibal? Are you literally rolling in money now because of that film, or did you just get a small paycheque from doing it? Any residuals, etc.?

Always wondered how that worked for smaller independent films like that.

TheAmericanCannibal · 04-11-2008, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterBunny

can i have $50

U sure can!
Just put an ad on Craigslist asking people to help send you to college, or offer them a $50 handjob.

It's easy to do and I know a few people who have done just that!

TheAmericanCannibal · 04-11-2008, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew

what happened to the girl on the island for AC.

To be quite honest, I don't think she was seriously hurt.
But then again, I have some plausible deniability- I wasn't there when it happened and never saw first hand or heard the truth from the producers.

TheAmericanCannibal · 04-11-2008, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner

do you like poo?

I love poo.
I can tell a great shit story any time of the day or night.
My bowels and I have a great relationship.
Oh sure, it'smostly love/ hate.

But we got that under control last night after dining at Roscoe's Chicken And Waffles...

TheAmericanCannibal · 04-11-2008, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evildick

How much money can you make off of a movie like American Cannibal? Are you literally rolling in money now because of that film, or did you just get a small paycheque from doing it? Any residuals, etc.?

Always wondered how that worked for smaller independent films like that.

One can make a LOT of money off of an independent film.
However I am not one of them
:-))

In my case I took a nominal check in advance and a piece of the backend with this one.
Because of the movie's large budget it still hasn't broken even yet.

Then again movie accounting is more janky than a $100 a sign up day.

american pervert · 04-11-2008, 02:39 PM

have you ever met ike turner?

TheAmericanCannibal · 04-11-2008, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by american pervert

have you ever met ike turner?

Now u know that I have....
Ike and I met in Carlsbad and he lived up the streetin San Marcos
We partied together a few times before he died.

Poor Ike.
He is now rollin on big river in the sky.

Ice · 04-11-2008, 02:44 PM

Who is a bigger pimp... you or your brother?

BusterBunny · 04-11-2008, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

U sure can!
Just put an ad on Craigslist asking people to help send you to college, or offer them a $50 handjob.

It's easy to do and I know a few people who have done just that!

the college bit is not a bad idea...my hand-eye coordination is so bad i would proly knock myself out, so the handjobs are out

karlm · 04-11-2008, 02:51 PM

Wanna send me a copy of american cannibal i cant find it in the uk

TheAmericanCannibal · 04-11-2008, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterBunny

the college bit is not a bad idea...my hand-eye coordination is so bad i would proly knock myself out, so the handjobs are out

You can always sell your rookie Michael Vick card...

SykkBoy · 04-11-2008, 02:52 PM

Motley Crue has some big announcement planned for April 15th
do you think it's a tour or that they'll reveal that the real Mick Mars passed away in 1992 and has been replaced by an android? ;-)

TheAmericanCannibal · 04-11-2008, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice

Who is a bigger pimp... you or your brother?

It would depend on whatyears you are speaking of.
My brother from 85-95 was the biggest pimp in the world...

Nowadays he'll tell you, my PIMP Cup is always full and even runneth over...

TheAmericanCannibal · 04-11-2008, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SykkBoy2

Motley Crue has some big announcement planned for April 15th
do you think it's a tour or that they'll reveal that the real Mick Mars passed away in 1992 and has been replaced by an android? ;-)

Motley Crue is indeed touring this summer in support of their new album...
http://www.spinner.com/2008/04/11/mo...song-premiere/

Now Mick Mars is indeed dead.
He and Keith Richards were swapped out by androids somewhere around 1989.

In fact I hear that's not really Peter Frampton in the GEICO commercial either it's a little CGI with a talk box...

:-))

TheAmericanCannibal · 04-11-2008, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by karlm

Wanna send me a copy of american cannibal i cant find it in the uk

You are going to have to order it from Amazon.com or Netflix
I am not rolling in dough and the $10.00 postage could make or break my budget this month

karlm · 04-11-2008, 03:00 PM

Thats cool diddnt want it for free was just trying to find where i could get it

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

You are going to have to order it from Amazon.com or Netflix
I am not rolling in dough and the $10.00 postage could make or break my budget this month

boneprone · 04-11-2008, 03:01 PM

Who is Marie Breska?

TheAmericanCannibal · 04-11-2008, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone

Who is Marie Breska?

Hahaha been menaing to hit you back on the Myspace bro
Truth is, I don't really know.

I think I met her atthe Players Ball in FLA with Ying Yang Twins.
She added me, sends me messages but we have never hung out.

She is a cutie though, and I would love to get to know her better.
I am not much help am I?

lol

TheAmericanCannibal · 04-11-2008, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by karlm

Thats cool diddnt want it for free was just trying to find where i could get it

I was kidding bro-
Send me an address and I'll see what I can do.

Ramos · 04-11-2008, 03:07 PM

Have you ever met Popeye?

Ice · 04-11-2008, 03:09 PM

Why am I so damn sexy?

boneprone · 04-11-2008, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

Hahaha been menaing to hit you back on the Myspace bro
Truth is, I don't really know.

I think I met her atthe Players Ball in FLA with Ying Yang Twins.
She added me, sends me messages but we have never hung out.

She is a cutie though, and I would love to get to know her better.
I am not much help am I?

lol

Dude. Her and her husband are connected big time.

Trying to get some intel.

karlm · 04-11-2008, 03:12 PM

Ok another one!

How did you start in this biz have you allways done Pr work or did you ever do any webmaster type stuff?

Busty · 04-11-2008, 03:14 PM

Are you and Airek going to wear speedos at your condo pool this summer?

G

TheAmericanCannibal · 04-11-2008, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramos

Have you ever met Popeye?

Yes, and I learned curiously enough that the part of his anatomy that never rusts is the aprt that is always in Olive Oil...

BTW Captain Steve says hello
He is in his Corniche today

TheAmericanCannibal · 04-11-2008, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by karlm

Ok another one!

How did you start in this biz have you allways done Pr work or did you ever do any webmaster type stuff?

Great question Karl...

I was always a salesperson prior to coming into this industry.
I repped companies like AT&T, Jacor Communications, and Reynold's Aluminum to name a few.

When I first started in this business I started selling hosting for http://www.xxxhosting.com

I then went on to doing sales and PR for YNOT back in 98-99.
After brokering the sale of YNOT to Flying Crocodile in 2000 and making a few bucks- I went on to rep companies like HerbalO, MacandBumble.com, Sex Toy Network, Anywebcam, in the affiliate management side of things.

I then went on to become a VP of Sales for the publicly held Pure Vanilla who is now defunct RIP....

I have brokered companies for millions of dollars, I have rasied millions in Venture Capital for a few companies and I still continue to do PR for select companies and individuals.

Right now I represent Gamelink.com a Bad Ass VOD/ custom store solution for your web sites.

I also do PR for Too Short, Rick Saloman, Slepy Brown, and I will be naming a few more clients hopefully in a a few mos..

Fucksakes · 04-11-2008, 03:24 PM

what happened to the girl in the film?

TheAmericanCannibal · 04-11-2008, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice

Why am I so damn sexy?

I think it's your scent.
Being Canadian you are predisposed to smelling like a healthy mixture of Molson Golden and maple syrup...

karlm · 04-11-2008, 03:27 PM

Do you have any more movies in the wood work?

Also what happened about that virgin show you were gunna do i thought that was a great idea!

TheAmericanCannibal · 04-11-2008, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fucksakes

what happened to the girl in the film?

I addressed that subject earlier in the thread...

TheAmericanCannibal · 04-11-2008, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by karlm

Do you have any more movies in the wood work?

Also what happened about that virgin show you were gunna do i thought that was a great idea!

Both things are in the works.
Virgin Territory is going through a make over and a wait and see for now.
It was too hardcore in it's present state so we are remodeling it for our current climate on TV.

I have two more movie projects I am working on - one I have been working on for three years and it's called " Click Here" it will come out hopefully late summer

I also have a new movie I am working in and I can't unfortunately tell you who is in it or whatit is due to confidentiality

karlm · 04-11-2008, 03:35 PM

Did u try channel 4 in the uk they like there reality shows lol

MasterBlow · 04-11-2008, 03:39 PM

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

TheAmericanCannibal · 04-11-2008, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by karlm

Did u try channel 4 in the uk they like there reality shows lol

Yes channel 4 loves me but there is no money there

Busty · 04-11-2008, 04:01 PM

Would ever consider getting hair plugs?

G

Busty · 04-11-2008, 04:06 PM

Do you miss living in Pacific Beach?

michaelsb · 04-11-2008, 04:07 PM

I heard secretly you have a thing for trannies, is this true?

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

I will be happy to answer.

I have never done this kind of " Sleazyesque" type of post before.
Come on GFY intrigue me and convince me that there are still people who post here with a higher IQ than 70.

Best question in this thread will receive a special prize from me.

Ask away-

You may ask about Gamelink, any jobs I have held for the last 11 years in this industry, porns stars I have fucked, celebrities I know and name drop, as well as my movie American Cannibal...

The dumbest question is the one never asked...
I promise to answer truthfully and will try not to be to self promoting...

"Try" being the operative word here

hahaha

Fucksakes · 04-11-2008, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

I addressed that subject earlier in the thread...

my bad.. I don't got time to read everything on gfy :P

seeric · 04-11-2008, 04:10 PM

Are we doing gay mans breakfast on Sat morning?

michaelsb · 04-11-2008, 04:13 PM

Yes you do have a great shit story!! But, it has nothing to do with your bowels... what was her name?

P.S. I had a very delayed reaction to Roscoe's last night.

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

I love poo.
I can tell a great shit story any time of the day or night.
My bowels and I have a great relationship.
Oh sure, it'smostly love/ hate.

But we got that under control last night after dining at Roscoe's Chicken And Waffles...

TheAmericanCannibal · 04-11-2008, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Busty

Would ever consider getting hair plugs?

G

When they invent a procedure that will graph the hair from my back to my head at a reasonable price , yes!

CosmicTang · 04-11-2008, 04:14 PM

Kobe or Jordan?

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