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Compdoctor · 04-11-2008, 09:43 AM

While I was driving down the M1 the other day, (going a little faster than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a policeman on the other side with a radar gun, laying in wait.

The policeman pulled me over, walked up to the car and with that classic, patronising smirk, asked: "Runway too short"?

To which I replied. "I'm late for work"

To which he asked, "What do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.

The policeman was surprised and confused. "A what"

"A rectum stretcher"

"And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," I said "I start by inserting one finger then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four then with my whole hand in, work side to side until I can stretch and stretch and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole until it's about 6 feet"

Then the policeman asked questioningly and cautiously. "And just what do you do with a six-foot arsehole?"

To which I politely replied, "You give it a radar gun and park it behind a bridge..."

martinsc · 04-11-2008, 09:44 AM

SexualDragon · 04-11-2008, 10:05 AM

Bojangles · 04-11-2008, 10:11 AM

Lol. Niiiiiiiice.

Way3 · 04-11-2008, 10:31 AM

Good one!

sniperwolf · 04-11-2008, 12:15 PM

another good one!

sicone · 04-11-2008, 12:17 PM

Pete-KT · 04-11-2008, 12:17 PM

Thats a ticket

Violetta · 04-11-2008, 01:06 PM

haha... that sounds like a ticket to me!

04-11-2008, 09:43 AM	#1
Compdoctor Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: True 3D Content Posts: 1,937	Friday's Joke While I was driving down the M1 the other day, (going a little faster than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a policeman on the other side with a radar gun, laying in wait. The policeman pulled me over, walked up to the car and with that classic, patronising smirk, asked: "Runway too short"? To which I replied. "I'm late for work" To which he asked, "What do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded. The policeman was surprised and confused. "A what" "A rectum stretcher" "And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," I said "I start by inserting one finger then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four then with my whole hand in, work side to side until I can stretch and stretch and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole until it's about 6 feet" Then the policeman asked questioningly and cautiously. "And just what do you do with a six-foot arsehole?" To which I politely replied, "You give it a radar gun and park it behind a bridge..." __________________ Content By Compdoctor- Original 3D Cartoon Work 3D Comics Anime Resource Accepting Toon/Hentai Links

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