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Compdoctor · 04-10-2008, 10:09 AM

Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.
He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St.Peter said, "You died in your sleep, Ralph."
Ralph was stunned. "I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!"
St. Peter said, "I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken."
Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground.

A rooster strolled past "So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?"
"Not bad," replied Ralph the hen, "but I have this strange feeling inside. Like
I'm gonna explode!"
"You're ovulating," explained the rooster. "Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?"
"Never," said Ralph.
"Well, just relax and let it happen," says the rooster. "It's no big deal."
Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!
Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.

As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife shout....."Dammit, Ralph! Wake up. You're shitting in the bed!"

gornyhuy · 04-10-2008, 10:25 AM

BBWAHAHAHAHAH
Nice one.

martinsc · 04-10-2008, 10:57 AM

the alchemist · 04-10-2008, 11:32 AM

sniperwolf · 04-10-2008, 11:43 AM

I burst out loud with that!

Farang · 04-10-2008, 12:01 PM

LMAO

Violetta · 04-10-2008, 12:31 PM

hehe... heard it before, but it still made me laugh out loud!

sicone · 04-10-2008, 12:51 PM

TCSMatt · 04-10-2008, 12:54 PM

HaHA!, good one!!

TCSMatt · 04-10-2008, 01:04 PM

You heard about the new US postal service stamp commemorating Prostitution?
It's a .41 cent stamp, but it's $20 to lick it....

Thank you Karnac

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 04-10-2008, 01:21 PM

aaaaaa ha ha ha ha ah a lol

DCMAdee · 04-10-2008, 02:00 PM

poop is funny

SexualDragon · 04-10-2008, 04:06 PM

Pete-KT · 04-10-2008, 04:09 PM

oh jeez

Miss Munki · 04-10-2008, 04:27 PM

abyss_al · 04-10-2008, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TCSMatt

You heard about the new US postal service stamp commemorating Prostitution?
It's a .41 cent stamp, but it's $20 to lick it....

Thank you Karnac

lhizy_05 · 04-11-2008, 05:13 AM

lol.. hahaha nice one!!!!

tranza · 04-11-2008, 05:45 AM

Lol, nice one...

florin · 04-11-2008, 06:03 AM

lol.........nice

04-10-2008, 10:09 AM	#1
Compdoctor Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: True 3D Content Posts: 1,937	Thursday's Joke Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St.Peter said, "You died in your sleep, Ralph." Ralph was stunned. "I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!" St. Peter said, "I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken." Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past "So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?" "Not bad," replied Ralph the hen, "but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!" "You're ovulating," explained the rooster. "Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?" "Never," said Ralph. "Well, just relax and let it happen," says the rooster. "It's no big deal." Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming. As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife shout....."Dammit, Ralph! Wake up. You're shitting in the bed!" __________________ Content By Compdoctor- Original 3D Cartoon Work 3D Comics Anime Resource Accepting Toon/Hentai Links

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