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Old 04-10-2008, 01:20 AM   #1
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When you beat off , do you wash your hands?

I beat off using purell instead of lube.... this way it is sanitary.....

my penis is clean and my hand....


then i wash hand as secondary measure
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Old 04-10-2008, 01:20 AM   #2
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i use astroglyde and it washes off easily...
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Old 04-10-2008, 01:21 AM   #3
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Old 04-10-2008, 01:21 AM   #4
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No, i always have some cum left on my hands... you never know when you get hungry!
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Old 04-10-2008, 01:22 AM   #5
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Old 04-10-2008, 01:57 AM   #6
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After I beat off, I usually go grocery shopping and make sure I touch everything I possibly can that other people will have to touch as well. Sometimes I just forget that and walk around shaking everyones hands, ensuring I get a good long shake in every single time.
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Old 04-10-2008, 02:07 AM   #7
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i do so only before ....
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Old 04-10-2008, 05:28 AM   #8
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Old 04-10-2008, 05:31 AM   #9
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no lube...i like the friccccccccccccctttttttiiiiiiiiiioooooooonnnnnnnnn n
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Old 04-10-2008, 05:42 AM   #10
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Old 04-10-2008, 05:44 AM   #11
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I just run my fingers through my hair... At least the first few times. After that it gets a bit hard.
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Old 04-10-2008, 05:45 AM   #12
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I have no idea what your all talking about... I've never "beated" off ever in my life.
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Old 04-10-2008, 05:56 AM   #13
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After I beat off, I usually go grocery shopping and make sure I touch everything I possibly can that other people will have to touch as well. Sometimes I just forget that and walk around shaking everyones hands, ensuring I get a good long shake in every single time.
I have to go to the grocery store in a couple of hours. I really wish you could have kept this little tidbit to yourself.
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Old 04-10-2008, 05:59 AM   #14
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Oh dear god! Why would you not wash our hands?
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Old 04-10-2008, 06:00 AM   #15
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Old 04-10-2008, 06:23 AM   #16
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Old 04-10-2008, 06:33 AM   #17
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After you gave me that flesh light I have never had to wash my hands again
Now I just put the flesh light in the dishwasher.....no fuss....no muss
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Old 04-10-2008, 06:50 AM   #18
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I dont beat off ...
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Old 04-10-2008, 06:56 AM   #19
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I rub it all over my hands like a moisturizer
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Old 04-10-2008, 06:59 AM   #20
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i wash my hand before and after
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Old 04-10-2008, 07:03 AM   #21
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Old 04-10-2008, 08:52 AM   #22
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I believe the most sanitary method is to beat off while in the shower.
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Old 04-10-2008, 08:56 AM   #23
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but wouldnt purell burn?? just a thought, im not a guy but i wouldn't use purell on my vag lol
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Old 04-10-2008, 09:02 AM   #24
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After I beat off, I usually go grocery shopping and make sure I touch everything I possibly can that other people will have to touch as well. Sometimes I just forget that and walk around shaking everyones hands, ensuring I get a good long shake in every single time.
that is so nice to hear
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Old 04-10-2008, 09:29 AM   #26
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Old 04-10-2008, 09:32 AM   #27
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I beat off using purell instead of lube.... this way it is sanitary.....

my penis is clean and my hand....


then i wash hand as secondary measure
if I jacked you off I would wash my hands
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