Do Real Men Change Poopy Diapers? - GoFuckYourself.com

TimCase · 04-07-2008, 07:04 PM

Mike South tells me no way.

I have a ten-month-old, and I've probably changed more dirty diapers in my life than nearly every stripper I know who has kids (which is most of them).

What do you think?

mozadek · 04-07-2008, 07:07 PM

Real men tend to their kid's needs.

Spunky · 04-07-2008, 07:08 PM

I would say they do,might hate it but they do it out of love

notoldschool · 04-07-2008, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mozadek

Real men tend to their kid's needs.

quoted for truth.

sicone · 04-07-2008, 07:19 PM

If its his kid then yes

Gerco · 04-07-2008, 07:29 PM

I changed one today that was beyond words... It's amazing something so cute could cause such horror....

GetSCORECash · 04-07-2008, 07:32 PM

yes! and the poop doesn't smell as bad, when it belongs to your kid.

i look at it, and if it's a big turd, I'm like WOW! I take pride in my kids poop.

TimCase · 04-07-2008, 07:43 PM

Real men, all. I salute you (but I washed my hands first)

Darkland · 04-07-2008, 07:53 PM

Real men? Yes, everyday...
It's the assholes and lowlifes who don't

MikeSmoke · 04-07-2008, 07:53 PM

I do it every night, and I can't imagine for the life of me where a seven-week old stores all of that up

(I also don't think I've ever used the word poop in my life until seven weeks ago

Madame0120 · 04-07-2008, 07:55 PM

Good Fathers wipe up the puke too.

aico · 04-07-2008, 07:56 PM

Sure, as long as it's your kid. Not if it's your girlfriends kid.

J$tyle$ · 04-07-2008, 07:57 PM

Hell fuckin' yeah!

When my son was still in diapers my wife changed him 95%+ of the time - but I never had any issues doing so.

Crazy as it sounds, I miss those days. He's 3 1/2 now. Poops, pees and climbs a little step stool to wash his hands all by him self now.

The only time he needs any help is in public restrooms. He hates using the toilets so he'll stand on my feet and and I'll give him a boost at one of the urinals when he has to pee. That or I have to lay out a stack of the toilet liners ... or use half a roll of toilet paper to coat the seat!

It sounds like the worlds biggest cliché, but they grow up so fast, man - enjoy this time while you can ... it'll pass before you know it!

CDSmith · 04-07-2008, 07:57 PM

Real men absolutely change poopy diapers.
They wash their hands after too.
Real men even help with the vacuuming, and swish out a dirty toilet once in a while.

Fuck yeah.

tony286 · 04-07-2008, 07:59 PM

im going to throw up lol

IllTestYourGirls · 04-07-2008, 07:59 PM

Too many mothers in this thread, where are the men? jk

Lighter · 04-07-2008, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimCase

Do Real Men Change Poopy Diapers?
What do you think?

yes

Helix · 04-07-2008, 08:26 PM

absolutely.

d-null · 04-07-2008, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls

Too many mothers in this thread, where are the men?

DirtyDanza · 04-07-2008, 08:45 PM

I have 2 kids my son I changed his diapers all the time... well seemed like all the time but was only like 2% of his diaper time but I changed it... now my daughter was a different story.. I never changed one of her diapers until recently when my wife went out of town for an emergency and I was at home a week with both kids alone...

Calico Jack · 04-07-2008, 10:58 PM

Without a doubt. Raised two children on my own.

fluffygrrl · 04-08-2008, 01:48 AM

So if real men change diapers all the time, do real women beat the shit out of mean nasty looking dudes bothering her man in a shady looking bar ?

Provided they're there together that is.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 04-08-2008, 02:07 AM

Real men disappear to the oilpatch until the kid turns 4...

Oh wait, that's only here in Alberta, hah...

papill0n · 04-08-2008, 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mozadek

Real men tend to their kid's needs.

quoted yet again for truth

RTP · 04-08-2008, 03:01 AM

Some men break when faced with this issue...

NO POOING IN THE CAR!

Sarah_Jayne · 04-08-2008, 03:13 AM

Real fathers do.

v4 media · 04-08-2008, 03:15 AM

If it's gotta be done it's gotta be done, better than letting it ferment in there and start leaking out the sides, 'get in quick get our quick' my motto for alot of things in life.. hehe

Loki · 04-08-2008, 03:33 AM

I always changed my kids diapers, and prayed for the day she was potty trained, now she's eight and I wish she was a lil tike again

-Loki-

pet kangaroo · 04-08-2008, 04:49 AM

I think the real question is:

Do real men call a soiled diaper "poopy"?

rowan · 04-08-2008, 08:02 AM

I've had runny shit squirted at me in the middle of changing one. I let out a guttural shrieking sound that I've never heard myself do before. She missed me, but the carpet still copped it!

Of course my wife thought it was hilarious........

Madame0120 · 04-08-2008, 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan

I've had runny shit squirted at me in the middle of changing one. I let out a guttural shrieking sound that I've never heard myself do before. She missed me, but the carpet still copped it!

Of course my wife thought it was hilarious........

Who cleaned the carpet?

Madame0120 · 04-08-2008, 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

Sure, as long as it's your kid. Not if it's your girlfriends kid.

OMG! There'd be No Nookie for yooooo!

rowan · 04-08-2008, 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madame0120

Who cleaned the carpet?

I did.

I'm usually the one that has to clean up poop, or wet undies, or spew...

mikesouth · 04-08-2008, 08:35 AM

Man....why you throwin me under the bus

kmanrox · 04-08-2008, 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pet kangaroo

I think the real question is:

Do real men call a soiled diaper "poopy"?

ROFL!!!!!!

SykkBoy · 04-08-2008, 08:41 AM

godamned right they do...
hell, I can change a diaper while talking on the phone and sometimes add in another task or two...I wash my hands afterwards of course...

real men take care of their kids...

ParlourCash Karl · 04-08-2008, 08:45 AM

Hell Yea!!!!

Madame0120 · 04-08-2008, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan

I did.

I'm usually the one that has to clean up poop, or wet undies, or spew...

No wonder your Wife had a good laugh. With apoligies to Gillbert & Sullivan for mangling a classic .. a short ode to your Fatherhood!

I am the very model of a modern Doting- Dad
I've information poopy, pukey, and indescribable,
I know the clerks of grocery stores, and I quote the prices, discountable.
From Botany Bay to Holroyd, in order alphabetical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters decisional,
I understand roughage, both ingestion and exponential.

Because I am the very model of the modern Doting-Dad.

carol.prime · 04-08-2008, 08:52 AM

I'm proud of you guys.. You're a real man and father.

This one's for you..

Grapesoda · 04-08-2008, 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimCase

Mike South tells me no way.

I have a ten-month-old, and I've probably changed more dirty diapers in my life than nearly every stripper I know who has kids (which is most of them).

What do you think?

just wait until you start getting peed on

pornguy · 04-08-2008, 08:54 AM

Yes they do.

My son has pissed on me on more than one occasion, and at first you get mad, but then realize that its no big deal. He actually laughed the first time he did it. Had to be careful not to allow it to become a game.

AssPirate · 04-08-2008, 08:58 AM

a lot of men don't like doing those kind of stuff but then they still do due to the reason that it is their responsibility and they love their children...

HeadPimp · 04-08-2008, 09:01 AM

As long as it is your kid, sure...

TheLegacy · 04-08-2008, 09:05 AM

I've changed my daughters diapers since a newborn for 16 months now - with a new one on the way as well due June - so even more. Do I like it? No - but love and commitment tells me that its the best way to show both my wife and little one that I would prefer this sacrific over being single - alone with no legacy left.

I constantly have women say to my wife - can I rent him?

Whatever your definition of a 'real' man - the only one that matters is your own. No one elses. I'm happier now than I ever have been.

WebairGerard · 04-08-2008, 09:14 AM

sure they do. when my daughter was younger I always changed them. would never have crossed my mind not to do it. when it's your kid you do anything.

LAJ · 04-08-2008, 09:27 AM

Real men step up and take responsibility and aren't afraid to get dirty doing so.

End of story.

MattO · 04-08-2008, 09:31 AM

I stay home with my daughter every day, so yeah, I change a lot of shitty diapers.

But none of it was as bad as yesterday, she projectile vomited a big bottle of milk onto our microfiber couch, I cleaned it quick, but the smell... THE SMELL!! I have been hitting that fucker with every cleaning product known to man it it just smells like spoiled death.

I think I will put the couch outside and let the sun work on it.

rowan · 04-08-2008, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattO

I stay home with my daughter every day, so yeah, I change a lot of shitty diapers.

But none of it was as bad as yesterday, she projectile vomited a big bottle of milk onto our microfiber couch, I cleaned it quick, but the smell... THE SMELL!! I have been hitting that fucker with every cleaning product known to man it it just smells like spoiled death.

I think I will put the couch outside and let the sun work on it.

If it's milk the sun will probably make it worse.

Do you have a steam cleaning spray thingy? I found that worked well when our little darling spewed on the carpet... sprayed car shampoo, let it sit for a bit, then used the steam sprayer to make sure it was getting in properly (and dilute/dislodge the muck). Took a few tries but it was eventually clean.

rowan · 04-08-2008, 09:52 AM

BTW the car shampoo works well because when you spray it you can clearly see "patches" that are otherwise invisible, you know to keep going in that area.

Elli · 04-08-2008, 10:23 AM

This thread made me laugh so hard

04-07-2008, 07:04 PM	#1
TimCase Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Dayton, OH Posts: 123	Do Real Men Change Poopy Diapers? Mike South tells me no way. I have a ten-month-old, and I've probably changed more dirty diapers in my life than nearly every stripper I know who has kids (which is most of them). What do you think? __________________ Tim Case Writer. Strip Club Manager. Suitcase Pimp. Hippie. http://www.TittyBarBoss.com

04-07-2008, 07:08 PM	#3
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,939	I would say they do,might hate it but they do it out of love __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

04-07-2008, 07:19 PM	#5
sicone Retired Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Sac Posts: 18,453	If its his kid then yes __________________

04-07-2008, 07:29 PM	#6
Gerco Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 2,052	I changed one today that was beyond words... It's amazing something so cute could cause such horror.... __________________ Http://www.extremehole.com ** CLOSED ** 400 HOURS of exclusive custom extreme content, already on external HD in Raw DV ready to encode. over 150,000 exclusive images and more.

04-07-2008, 07:32 PM	#7
GetSCORECash Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Miami Posts: 5,527	yes! and the poop doesn't smell as bad, when it belongs to your kid. i look at it, and if it's a big turd, I'm like WOW! I take pride in my kids poop. __________________ \| skype: getscorecash \| ICQ: 59-271-063 \| New Sites: \| SCORELAND2 \| Roku Channel SCORETV.TV \| 60PLUSMILFS \| \| Big Tit Hooker \| Tits And Tugs \| Big Boobs POV \| Karla James \| \| Naughty Foot Jobs \| Linsey's World \| Busty Arianna Sinn \| Get SCORE Cash \|

04-07-2008, 07:07 PM	#2
mozadek Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,325	Real men tend to their kid's needs.

04-07-2008, 07:43 PM	#8
TimCase Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Dayton, OH Posts: 123	Real men, all. I salute you (but I washed my hands first) __________________ Tim Case Writer. Strip Club Manager. Suitcase Pimp. Hippie. http://www.TittyBarBoss.com

04-07-2008, 07:53 PM	#9
Darkland Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,488	Real men? Yes, everyday... It's the assholes and lowlifes who don't __________________ "The towers are gone now, reduced to bloody rubble, along with all hopes for Peace in Our Time, in the United States or any other country. Make no mistake about it: We are At War now -- with somebody -- and we will stay At War with that mysterious Enemy for the rest of our lives." H.S.T. 09/12/01

04-07-2008, 07:53 PM	#10
MikeSmoke Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: SoCal Posts: 3,233	I do it every night, and I can't imagine for the life of me where a seven-week old stores all of that up (I also don't think I've ever used the word poop in my life until seven weeks ago __________________ icq: 541-739-92

04-07-2008, 07:55 PM	#11
Madame0120 Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: In my own lil World Posts: 1,227	Good Fathers wipe up the puke too. __________________ Try Something New! Teasing Bucks Mistress Always Wins!

04-07-2008, 07:56 PM	#12
aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	Sure, as long as it's your kid. Not if it's your girlfriends kid.

04-07-2008, 07:57 PM	#13
J$tyle$ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sunny San Diego Posts: 11,500	Hell fuckin' yeah! When my son was still in diapers my wife changed him 95%+ of the time - but I never had any issues doing so. Crazy as it sounds, I miss those days. He's 3 1/2 now. Poops, pees and climbs a little step stool to wash his hands all by him self now. The only time he needs any help is in public restrooms. He hates using the toilets so he'll stand on my feet and and I'll give him a boost at one of the urinals when he has to pee. That or I have to lay out a stack of the toilet liners ... or use half a roll of toilet paper to coat the seat! It sounds like the worlds biggest cliché, but they grow up so fast, man - enjoy this time while you can ... it'll pass before you know it! Last edited by J$tyle$; 04-07-2008 at 07:58 PM..

04-07-2008, 07:57 PM	#14
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Real men absolutely change poopy diapers. They wash their hands after too. Real men even help with the vacuuming, and swish out a dirty toilet once in a while. Fuck yeah. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

04-07-2008, 07:59 PM	#15
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	im going to throw up lol

04-07-2008, 07:59 PM	#16
IllTestYourGirls Ah My Balls Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Under the gold leaf ICQ 388-454-421 Posts: 14,311	Too many mothers in this thread, where are the men? jk __________________

04-07-2008, 08:26 PM	#18
Helix Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Michigan Posts: 5,970	absolutely. __________________ Free jscott !!! Free OneHungLo !!! Free Baddog !!!

04-07-2008, 08:45 PM	#20
DirtyDanza Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: BP4L.... Las Vegas, Posts: 8,369	I have 2 kids my son I changed his diapers all the time... well seemed like all the time but was only like 2% of his diaper time but I changed it... now my daughter was a different story.. I never changed one of her diapers until recently when my wife went out of town for an emergency and I was at home a week with both kids alone... __________________ AVN Nominated Camming Couple

04-07-2008, 10:58 PM	#21
Calico Jack Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 2,051	Without a doubt. Raised two children on my own. __________________ Got Foot Fetish Traffic? These sites will make you $$$... Footsie Babes - Hot Legs & Feet - Kink's Foot Worship - Black Meat White Feet NAKED HOSTING (Certified Hosting)...Adult Web Hosting at its FINEST! Signup Here!

04-08-2008, 01:48 AM	#22
fluffygrrl So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,187	So if real men change diapers all the time, do real women beat the shit out of mean nasty looking dudes bothering her man in a shady looking bar ? Provided they're there together that is.

04-08-2008, 02:07 AM	#23
Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	Real men disappear to the oilpatch until the kid turns 4... Oh wait, that's only here in Alberta, hah...

04-08-2008, 03:01 AM	#25
RTP aka Jimmy James Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Newport Posts: 1,335	Some men break when faced with this issue... NO POOING IN THE CAR! __________________ Jimmy James ATKingdom/AMK Empire Since 1996 - My Movies Home of ATKGirlfriends - Where we take pornstars on trips...and fuck them. Connect with me on LinkedIn

04-08-2008, 03:13 AM	#26
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	Real fathers do.

04-08-2008, 03:15 AM	#27
v4 media Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Spain Posts: 2,934	If it's gotta be done it's gotta be done, better than letting it ferment in there and start leaking out the sides, 'get in quick get our quick' my motto for alot of things in life.. hehe

04-08-2008, 03:33 AM	#28
Loki Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 4,420	I always changed my kids diapers, and prayed for the day she was potty trained, now she's eight and I wish she was a lil tike again -Loki- __________________ MAKE MONEY WITH 3D TOONS! Need hosting? LokiCa$h Uses Amerinoc and love them! Skype: LokiPorn Or Email 3dloki\|at\|gmail.com

04-08-2008, 04:49 AM	#29
pet kangaroo Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 246	I think the real question is: Do real men call a soiled diaper "poopy"?

04-08-2008, 08:02 AM	#30
rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	I've had runny shit squirted at me in the middle of changing one. I let out a guttural shrieking sound that I've never heard myself do before. She missed me, but the carpet still copped it! Of course my wife thought it was hilarious........

04-08-2008, 08:35 AM	#34
mikesouth Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: My High Horse Posts: 6,334	Man....why you throwin me under the bus __________________ Mike South It's No wonder I took up drugs and alcohol, it's the only way I could dumb myself down enough to cope with the morons in this biz.

04-08-2008, 08:41 AM	#36
SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	godamned right they do... hell, I can change a diaper while talking on the phone and sometimes add in another task or two...I wash my hands afterwards of course... real men take care of their kids... __________________ Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

04-08-2008, 08:45 AM	#37
ParlourCash Karl Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Location: Hawaii Posts: 438	Hell Yea!!!! __________________ www.ParlourCash.com

04-08-2008, 08:52 AM	#39
carol.prime Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Manila, Philippines Posts: 6,960	I'm proud of you guys.. You're a real man and father. This one's for you.. __________________ Prime Outsourcing \| offshore staffing solutions \| manual labor \| employee leasing \| full time employees starting at $695.00/month = managed and dedicated icq.: 309570461 live chat

04-08-2008, 08:54 AM	#41
pornguy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Homeless Posts: 62,911	Yes they do. My son has pissed on me on more than one occasion, and at first you get mad, but then realize that its no big deal. He actually laughed the first time he did it. Had to be careful not to allow it to become a game. __________________ PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic AmateurDough The Hottes Shemales online! TChicks.com \| Angeles Cid \| Mariana Cordoba \| MAILERS WELCOME!

04-08-2008, 08:58 AM	#42
AssPirate Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 2,135	a lot of men don't like doing those kind of stuff but then they still do due to the reason that it is their responsibility and they love their children... __________________

04-08-2008, 09:01 AM	#43
HeadPimp Bad Mo-Fo Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 2,772	As long as it is your kid, sure...

04-08-2008, 09:05 AM	#44
TheLegacy SEO Connoisseur Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Brantford, Ontario Posts: 16,856	I've changed my daughters diapers since a newborn for 16 months now - with a new one on the way as well due June - so even more. Do I like it? No - but love and commitment tells me that its the best way to show both my wife and little one that I would prefer this sacrific over being single - alone with no legacy left. I constantly have women say to my wife - can I rent him? Whatever your definition of a 'real' man - the only one that matters is your own. No one elses. I'm happier now than I ever have been. __________________ SEO Connoisseur Microsoft Teams: Robert Warren SEO Telegram: @TheLegacy54 RobertWarrenSEO.com

04-08-2008, 09:14 AM	#45
WebairGerard Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 8,113	sure they do. when my daughter was younger I always changed them. would never have crossed my mind not to do it. when it's your kid you do anything. __________________