Can POETRY Get You Laid?

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  • TimCase
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2004
    • 123

    #1

    Can POETRY Get You Laid?

    As well-read, literate, educated individuals, you are no doubt familiar with Elizabeth Barrett Browning's SONNETS FROM THE PORTUGUESE, Pablo Neruda's TWENTY POEMS OF LOVE AND A SONG OF DESPAIR, and perhaps even Charles Bukowski's LOVE IS A DOG FROM HELL.

    But times have changed, and nobody reads books anymore. Can poetry still get you laid?
    Tim Case
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  • Rhesus
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2004
    • 2009

    #2
    Sure, if combined with other charms. It just has to "fit in".

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    • Holly
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jun 2003
      • 10017

      #3
      Bad poetry- HELL no.

      Good poetry- hell yeah.
      War National Damn Champions Eagle

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      • JP-pornshooter
        Confirmed User
        • Sep 2006
        • 4007

        #4
        just look at musicians.. get laid all the time, even fat butt ugly, if they can chime a tune or sing a lullaby, theres the pussy...
        "Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection." -- Author Unknown

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        • tony299
          lurker
          • Aug 2002
          • 57021

          #5
          combined with a big bag of blow sure. lol

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          • payd2purv
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Jan 2008
            • 2727

            #6
            If you are someone that is genuinely down with poetry you are naturally going to have what it takes to attract women...

            They definitely go hand in hand..

            Not with ALL woman obviously some woman don't want a man that is "poetic".. Some might only like a man that is "poetic" once in a while in a moment.. it is definitely going to vary with different women...

            Poetry seems to get people laid when the poetry is brought up at the right moment... but.. life is not a tbs movie...

            did poetry EVER get anyone laid outside of the movies?
            Last edited by payd2purv; 04-08-2008, 11:14 AM.

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            • Scott McD
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Nov 2002
              • 67798

              #7
              I would think.... No !!


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