Do Real Men Change Poopy Diapers?

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  • TimCase
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    • Jul 2004
    • 123

    #1

    Do Real Men Change Poopy Diapers?

    Mike South tells me no way.

    I have a ten-month-old, and I've probably changed more dirty diapers in my life than nearly every stripper I know who has kids (which is most of them).

    What do you think?
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  • mozadek
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    • Feb 2008
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    #2
    Real men tend to their kid's needs.

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    • Spunky
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      • Jun 2002
      • 133986

      #3
      I would say they do,might hate it but they do it out of love

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      • notoldschool
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        • Aug 2007
        • 5687

        #4
        Originally posted by mozadek
        Real men tend to their kid's needs.
        quoted for truth.
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        • sicone
          Retired
          • Jan 2004
          • 18453

          #5
          If its his kid then yes

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          • Gerco
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            • Nov 2005
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            #6
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            • GetSCORECash
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              • Mar 2008
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              #7
              yes! and the poop doesn't smell as bad, when it belongs to your kid.

              i look at it, and if it's a big turd, I'm like WOW! I take pride in my kids poop.
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              • TimCase
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                • Jul 2004
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                #8
                Real men, all. I salute you (but I washed my hands first)
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                • Darkland
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                  • May 2002
                  • 1488

                  #9
                  Real men? Yes, everyday...
                  It's the assholes and lowlifes who don't


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                  • MikeSmoke
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                    • Nov 2002
                    • 3241

                    #10
                    I do it every night, and I can't imagine for the life of me where a seven-week old stores all of that up

                    (I also don't think I've ever used the word poop in my life until seven weeks ago

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                    • Madame0120
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                      • Nov 2004
                      • 1227

                      #11
                      Good Fathers wipe up the puke too.
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                      • aico
                        Moo Moo Cow
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 14748

                        #12
                        Sure, as long as it's your kid. Not if it's your girlfriends kid.

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                        • J$tyle$
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                          • Apr 2003
                          • 11500

                          #13
                          Hell fuckin' yeah!

                          When my son was still in diapers my wife changed him 95%+ of the time - but I never had any issues doing so.

                          Crazy as it sounds, I miss those days. He's 3 1/2 now. Poops, pees and climbs a little step stool to wash his hands all by him self now.

                          The only time he needs any help is in public restrooms. He hates using the toilets so he'll stand on my feet and and I'll give him a boost at one of the urinals when he has to pee. That or I have to lay out a stack of the toilet liners ... or use half a roll of toilet paper to coat the seat!



                          It sounds like the worlds biggest cliché, but they grow up so fast, man - enjoy this time while you can ... it'll pass before you know it!

                          Last edited by J$tyle$; 04-07-2008, 06:58 PM.

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                          • CDSmith
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                            • May 2001
                            • 51460

                            #14
                            Real men absolutely change poopy diapers.
                            They wash their hands after too.
                            Real men even help with the vacuuming, and swish out a dirty toilet once in a while.


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                            • tony299
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                              • Aug 2002
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                              #15
                              im going to throw up lol

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                              • IllTestYourGirls
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                                • Feb 2007
                                • 14311

                                #16
                                Too many mothers in this thread, where are the men? jk

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                                • Lighter
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                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 207

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by TimCase
                                  Do Real Men Change Poopy Diapers?
                                  What do you think?



                                  yes

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                                  • Helix
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                                    • Feb 2002
                                    • 6021

                                    #18
                                    absolutely.

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                                    • d-null
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                                      • Apr 2007
                                      • 13724

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by IllTestYourGirls
                                      Too many mothers in this thread, where are the men?

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                                      • DirtyDanza
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                                        • Aug 2002
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                                        #20
                                        I have 2 kids my son I changed his diapers all the time... well seemed like all the time but was only like 2% of his diaper time but I changed it... now my daughter was a different story.. I never changed one of her diapers until recently when my wife went out of town for an emergency and I was at home a week with both kids alone...
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                                        • Calico Jack
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                                          • Jul 2004
                                          • 2051

                                          #21
                                          Without a doubt. Raised two children on my own.

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                                          • fluffygrrl
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                                            • May 2006
                                            • 2187

                                            #22
                                            So if real men change diapers all the time, do real women beat the shit out of mean nasty looking dudes bothering her man in a shady looking bar ?

                                            Provided they're there together that is.

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                                            • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                              (felis madjewicus)
                                              • Jul 2006
                                              • 20368

                                              #23
                                              Real men disappear to the oilpatch until the kid turns 4...

                                              Oh wait, that's only here in Alberta, hah...

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                                              • papill0n
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                                                • Oct 2007
                                                • 15547

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by mozadek
                                                Real men tend to their kid's needs.
                                                quoted yet again for truth

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                                                • RTP
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                                                  • Nov 2006
                                                  • 1335

                                                  #25
                                                  Some men break when faced with this issue...



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                                                  • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                    • 40077

                                                    #26
                                                    Real fathers do.

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                                                    • v4 media
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                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                      • 2934

                                                      #27
                                                      If it's gotta be done it's gotta be done, better than letting it ferment in there and start leaking out the sides, 'get in quick get our quick' my motto for alot of things in life.. hehe

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                                                      • Loki
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                                                        • Feb 2004
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                                                        #28
                                                        I always changed my kids diapers, and prayed for the day she was potty trained, now she's eight and I wish she was a lil tike again

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                                                        • pet kangaroo
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                                                          • Oct 2002
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                                                          #29
                                                          I think the real question is:

                                                          Do real men call a soiled diaper "poopy"?

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                                                          • rowan
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                                                            • Mar 2002
                                                            • 17393

                                                            #30
                                                            I've had runny shit squirted at me in the middle of changing one. I let out a guttural shrieking sound that I've never heard myself do before. She missed me, but the carpet still copped it!

                                                            Of course my wife thought it was hilarious........

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                                                            • Madame0120
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                                                              • Nov 2004
                                                              • 1227

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by rowan
                                                              I've had runny shit squirted at me in the middle of changing one. I let out a guttural shrieking sound that I've never heard myself do before. She missed me, but the carpet still copped it!

                                                              Of course my wife thought it was hilarious........
                                                              Who cleaned the carpet?
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                                                              • Madame0120
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by aico
                                                                Sure, as long as it's your kid. Not if it's your girlfriends kid.

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                                                                • rowan
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                                                                  • Mar 2002
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Madame0120
                                                                  Who cleaned the carpet?
                                                                  I did.

                                                                  I'm usually the one that has to clean up poop, or wet undies, or spew...

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                                                                  • mikesouth
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                                                                    • Jun 2003
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Man....why you throwin me under the bus
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                                                                    • kmanrox
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                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                      • 29295

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by pet kangaroo
                                                                      I think the real question is:

                                                                      Do real men call a soiled diaper "poopy"?
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                                                                      • SykkBoy2
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                                                                        • Feb 2001
                                                                        • 19969

                                                                        #36
                                                                        godamned right they do...
                                                                        hell, I can change a diaper while talking on the phone and sometimes add in another task or two...I wash my hands afterwards of course...

                                                                        real men take care of their kids...
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                                                                        • ParlourCash Karl
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Hell Yea!!!!
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                                                                          • Madame0120
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                                                                            • Nov 2004
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by rowan
                                                                            I did.

                                                                            I'm usually the one that has to clean up poop, or wet undies, or spew...
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                                                                              #39
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                                                                              • Grapesoda
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by TimCase
                                                                                Mike South tells me no way.

                                                                                I have a ten-month-old, and I've probably changed more dirty diapers in my life than nearly every stripper I know who has kids (which is most of them).

                                                                                What do you think?
                                                                                just wait until you start getting peed on

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                                                                                • pornguy
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                                                                                  • Mar 2003
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Yes they do.

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                                                                                  • AssPirate
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                                                                                    • Aug 2006
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    a lot of men don't like doing those kind of stuff but then they still do due to the reason that it is their responsibility and they love their children...

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                                                                                    • HeadPimp
                                                                                      Bad Mo-Fo
                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                      • 2772

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      As long as it is your kid, sure...

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                                                                                      • TheLegacy
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                                                                                        • Apr 2003
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        I've changed my daughters diapers since a newborn for 16 months now - with a new one on the way as well due June - so even more. Do I like it? No - but love and commitment tells me that its the best way to show both my wife and little one that I would prefer this sacrific over being single - alone with no legacy left.

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                                                                                        • WebairGerard
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                                                                                          • Sep 2005
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          sure they do. when my daughter was younger I always changed them. would never have crossed my mind not to do it. when it's your kid you do anything.

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                                                                                          • LAJ
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                                                                                            • Jun 2001
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Real men step up and take responsibility and aren't afraid to get dirty doing so.

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                                                                                            • MattO
                                                                                              The O is for Oohhh
                                                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                                                              • 10861

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              I stay home with my daughter every day, so yeah, I change a lot of shitty diapers.

                                                                                              But none of it was as bad as yesterday, she projectile vomited a big bottle of milk onto our microfiber couch, I cleaned it quick, but the smell... THE SMELL!! I have been hitting that fucker with every cleaning product known to man it it just smells like spoiled death.

                                                                                              I think I will put the couch outside and let the sun work on it.

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                                                                                              • rowan
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                                                                                                • Mar 2002
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by MattO
                                                                                                I stay home with my daughter every day, so yeah, I change a lot of shitty diapers.

                                                                                                But none of it was as bad as yesterday, she projectile vomited a big bottle of milk onto our microfiber couch, I cleaned it quick, but the smell... THE SMELL!! I have been hitting that fucker with every cleaning product known to man it it just smells like spoiled death.

                                                                                                I think I will put the couch outside and let the sun work on it.
                                                                                                If it's milk the sun will probably make it worse.

                                                                                                Do you have a steam cleaning spray thingy? I found that worked well when our little darling spewed on the carpet... sprayed car shampoo, let it sit for a bit, then used the steam sprayer to make sure it was getting in properly (and dilute/dislodge the muck). Took a few tries but it was eventually clean.

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                                                                                                • rowan
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                                                                                                  • Mar 2002
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  BTW the car shampoo works well because when you spray it you can clearly see "patches" that are otherwise invisible, you know to keep going in that area.

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                                                                                                  • Elli
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    This thread made me laugh so hard
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