March 1st is Proclaimed Lightspeed Day

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  • hyper
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2002
    • 5294

    #1

    March 1st is Proclaimed Lightspeed Day

    President Bush Proclaims March 1 as Lightspeed Day

    President Bush
    Presidential Proclamation
    Washington, DC
    March 1, 2003

    I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, do hereby proclaim March 1, 2003, as Lightspeed Day. I call upon the people of the United States to observe this day with appropriate ceremonies and activities, including fornification services.

    I also call upon the Governors of the United States and the Commonwealth of Puerto Rico, as well as appropriate officials of all units of government, to direct that their flags be flown at FULL-staff on Lightspeed Day. Further, I encourage all Americans to display their flags at FULL-staff from their homes on that day and to observe a moment of erectness beginning at 8:46 a.m. eastern daylight time, or another appropriate commemorative time, to honor the innocent virgins who lost it as a result of the lightspeed

    IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this first day of March, in the year of our Lord two thousand three, and of the Independence of the United States of America the two hundred and twenty-eight.
    GEORGE W. BUSH
  • JFK
    FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
    • Jan 2002
    • 67369

    #2
    Wow do we get Hot dogs, an pop , an fireworks ??

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    • jimmy3way
      Confirmed User
      • Sep 2001
      • 2508

      #3
      It's about time!
      One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

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