What the fuck? Bromaster is done? Revealed? - GoFuckYourself.com

seeric · 04-01-2008, 03:33 PM

What the fuck man?

http://www.imabro.com/bromasterblog/

I am sad. I really am.

http://www.imabro.com/bromasterblog/

"First and foremost, I want to extend a thank you to all those that not only read the blog, but also connected with the humor. It saddens me to end it, but the time has come, and true to my word, the project was never and has never been about an anonymous ride off into the sunset. Therefore, on April 1, 2008, April Fools day, I end the blog by telling you it’s story.

Three years ago, the BROMasters idea was pitched to both XBIZ and AVN. The idea was somewhat less aggressive, the pitch being a far different beast than it is today; however, it was a similar dynamic in many ways. I wanted to have my own column. The editors rejected me; something that likely fueled a flame....."

Read More

http://www.imabro.com/bromasterblog/

Well, like Mike Rowe says, "Don't be afraid to quit."

Good Luck Bro!

Jdoughs · 04-01-2008, 03:36 PM

April Fools?

minddust · 04-01-2008, 03:36 PM

oh noes april first... i will shutdown my computer.

Juicy D. Links · 04-01-2008, 03:36 PM

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

munki · 04-01-2008, 03:36 PM

eras come and go...

Kimmykim · 04-01-2008, 03:40 PM

April Fools.

Dennis Rodman · 04-01-2008, 03:40 PM

You are bromaster.

Anyone that doubts me, do a search.

There has been no ONE single promoter of the bromaster than Ewwik. Your big pointy nose, your short and frail stature, knowledge of the industry as well as your elequent grammar will be missed.

You got the ball rolling and mad props to a semi short lived fad.

Also mad props to your friends that helped support you.

What is late 2006 to early 2007 should stay there.

Stick to what you do best. Wearing pink hats, guest DJing at various webmaster eventsn and smelling like a year old bag of assholes.

Bromaster goodbye, fagsauce

hollinator · 04-01-2008, 03:41 PM

Awwwww - it will be missed. It certainly is fun to laugh at yourself sometimes. And sometimes it's just plain necessary...

XOXO

Cory W · 04-01-2008, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimmykim

April Fools.

Nope, it isn't. I decided about a week ago to end it. It was time. And depending on the direction this thread goes, I will expand on those thoughts a bit more.

papill0n · 04-01-2008, 03:43 PM

I enjoyed the blog bro

Cory W · 04-01-2008, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RageCash-Ben

I enjoyed the blog bro

Thank You, I appreciate that. And I am glad that people got it.

I loved it. Sometimes you can't put a price on things.

Chio · 04-01-2008, 03:44 PM

So it was Cory? (I mentioned in a few posts I thought it was him) or is this April fools?

It was some of the funniest stuff I've ever read and I'll miss it.

Cory W · 04-01-2008, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hollinator

Awwwww - it will be missed. It certainly is fun to laugh at yourself sometimes. And sometimes it's just plain necessary...

XOXO

I smile at you : )

Juicy D. Links · 04-01-2008, 03:45 PM

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo o

SCOOTER · 04-01-2008, 03:45 PM

I knew it was you .. I loved it .. keep it going Cory

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 04-01-2008, 03:46 PM

Say it ain't so, broooooooo!!!

ADG

PabloEscobar · 04-01-2008, 03:46 PM

gringo what you close for

seeric · 04-01-2008, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dennis Rodman

You are bromaster.

Anyone that doubts me, do a search.

There has been no ONE single promoter of the bromaster than Ewwik. Your big pointy nose, your short and frail stature, knowledge of the industry as well as your elequent grammar will be missed.

You got the ball rolling and mad props to a semi short lived fad.

Also mad props to your friends that helped support you.

What is late 2006 to early 2007 should stay there.

Stick to what you do best. Wearing pink hats, guest DJing at various webmaster eventsn and smelling like a year old bag of assholes.

Bromaster goodbye, fagsauce

oh fuck you got me.

Kimmykim · 04-01-2008, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WEG Cory

Nope, it isn't. I decided about a week ago to end it. It was time. And depending on the direction this thread goes, I will expand on those thoughts a bit more.

That's the beauty of an April Fools joke, who knows what is true.

baddog · 04-01-2008, 03:48 PM

You will be missed. Thanks for the laughs.

Cory W · 04-01-2008, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chio

So it was Cory? (I mentioned in a few posts I thought it was him) or is this April fools?

It was some of the funniest stuff I've ever read and I'll miss it.

Yeah. I was almost caught red handed in the first month. Kristin at Yappo. She has no idea how close she came to nailing me : )

Otherwise, it rolled on....

And Thanks for the compliment, I appreciate everyone that read it. It saddens me to kill it, but the time was right.

PabloEscobar · 04-01-2008, 03:49 PM

seeric · 04-01-2008, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Say it ain't so, broooooooo!!!

ADG

Cory W · 04-01-2008, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

You will be missed. Thanks for the laughs.

Thanks for the support. I remember in the early days, being afraid people just wouldn't get it. I think it said a lot about this industry that people did get it.

Mohawk Steve · 04-01-2008, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PabloEscobar

gringo what you close for

CosmicTang · 04-01-2008, 03:51 PM

Grats Cory! And outstanding job!

BradM · 04-01-2008, 03:51 PM

Heh. I had fun reading random stabs at me. I never understood it really, I'm just a board troll. But I had fun reading for sure.

munki · 04-01-2008, 03:52 PM

OK it's been like 10 minutes, and just knowing it's gone, I'm missing it already...

Shok · 04-01-2008, 03:53 PM

i am spartacus, oops, i mean bromaster

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 04-01-2008, 03:54 PM

ph00ls...

Rochard · 04-01-2008, 03:54 PM

i am bromaster

Brujah · 04-01-2008, 03:56 PM

i am bromaster

Mohawk Steve · 04-01-2008, 03:56 PM

I am BroMaster!

NaughtyAce · 04-01-2008, 03:56 PM

GOOD RIDENCE

We?ll miss you dearly broham.
BRO RIP

seeric · 04-01-2008, 04:01 PM

I am Bromaster.

karlm · 04-01-2008, 04:03 PM

Lol i still wander if this is real

dig420 · 04-01-2008, 04:03 PM

I am bromaster

Mutt · 04-01-2008, 04:03 PM

jesus that was a lot of work considering Cory has a full time gig.

Wiseman · 04-01-2008, 04:04 PM

I am bromaster

04-01-2008, 04:06 PM

the original died a couple of months ago trust me

Cory W · 04-01-2008, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt

jesus that was a lot of work considering Cory has a full time gig.

I have been writing all my life. I have really good software that runs it. When I get some time, I will post how it actually works.

Thanks man, I know you were a reader.

brand0n · 04-01-2008, 04:09 PM

wow

the bromaster pulls a fuckin massive fuckin owning on this 1

no way in FUCK the bromaster is cory.. jesus.. you people.. c'mon...

and no way in fuck is he closing down shop.

guys.. whats the date.. get with it..

or on the count of 3 say it with me

1
2
3

baaaaaahhhhhhhhh

Peaches · 04-01-2008, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shok

i am spartacus, oops, i mean bromaster

Funny what one misspelling out of many will do.

AZSarah · 04-01-2008, 04:09 PM

Ummm, I thought I was Bromaster???
Actually, someone once asked me if I was & I thought it was a pretty cool compliment to get!

Bromaster may be gone, but Lester Links will never die!

O MARINA · 04-01-2008, 04:10 PM

I think BroMaster has a crush on Cory, jeez lots of pics

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 04-01-2008, 04:10 PM

ADG

brand0n · 04-01-2008, 04:11 PM

i talked to cory at a show about bromaster
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

now, listen to 1:33 of this vid

youll hear what makes me say c'mon

King Adam · 04-01-2008, 04:11 PM

Never posted but read it from time to time. Good shit Cory. Sorry to see its coming to end.

CosmicTang · 04-01-2008, 04:11 PM

anyone wanna give an over/under on how many pages this thread goes?

Rochard · 04-01-2008, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n

wow

the bromaster pulls a fuckin massive fuckin owning on this 1

no way in FUCK the bromaster is cory.. jesus.. you people.. c'mon...

and no way in fuck is he closing down shop.

guys.. whats the date.. get with it..

or on the count of 3 say it with me

1
2
3

baaaaaahhhhhhhhh

My original guess is that it was Cory. Runners up would be Steve Lightspeed and Captain Tender Thighs.

However, I find it hard to believe this is happening on April Fool's Day.

We'll see.

04-01-2008, 03:33 PM	#1
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	What the fuck? Bromaster is done? Revealed? What the fuck man? http://www.imabro.com/bromasterblog/ I am sad. I really am. http://www.imabro.com/bromasterblog/ "First and foremost, I want to extend a thank you to all those that not only read the blog, but also connected with the humor. It saddens me to end it, but the time has come, and true to my word, the project was never and has never been about an anonymous ride off into the sunset. Therefore, on April 1, 2008, April Fools day, I end the blog by telling you it’s story. Three years ago, the BROMasters idea was pitched to both XBIZ and AVN. The idea was somewhat less aggressive, the pitch being a far different beast than it is today; however, it was a similar dynamic in many ways. I wanted to have my own column. The editors rejected me; something that likely fueled a flame....." Read More http://www.imabro.com/bromasterblog/ Well, like Mike Rowe says, "Don't be afraid to quit." Good Luck Bro! Last edited by seeric; 04-01-2008 at 03:35 PM..

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Dennis Rodman So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,060	You are bromaster. Anyone that doubts me, do a search. There has been no ONE single promoter of the bromaster than Ewwik. Your big pointy nose, your short and frail stature, knowledge of the industry as well as your elequent grammar will be missed. You got the ball rolling and mad props to a semi short lived fad. Also mad props to your friends that helped support you. What is late 2006 to early 2007 should stay there. Stick to what you do best. Wearing pink hats, guest DJing at various webmaster eventsn and smelling like a year old bag of assholes. Bromaster goodbye, fagsauce Last edited by Dennis Rodman; 04-01-2008 at 03:42 PM..

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Chio Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ICQ: 39-183769 Posts: 8,002	So it *was* Cory? (I mentioned in a few posts I thought it was him) or is this April fools? It was some of the funniest stuff I've ever read and I'll miss it. __________________ I seo'd my hair yesterday and today it's pr7! RIP Texas Dreams Are you a content producer or program owner sick of tube sites? Contact me on ICQ: 39-183769

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baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	You will be missed. Thanks for the laughs.

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04-01-2008, 03:51 PM	#27
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	Heh. I had fun reading random stabs at me. I never understood it really, I'm just a board troll. But I had fun reading for sure.

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munki Do Fun Shit. Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: OC Posts: 13,393	OK it's been like 10 minutes, and just knowing it's gone, I'm missing it already... __________________ “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	I am Bromaster.

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04-01-2008, 04:06 PM	#40
ThumbLord Guest Posts: n/a	the original died a couple of months ago trust me

04-01-2008, 04:09 PM	#42
brand0n been very busy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: the queen city Posts: 26,983	wow the bromaster pulls a fuckin massive fuckin owning on this 1 no way in FUCK the bromaster is cory.. jesus.. you people.. c'mon... and no way in fuck is he closing down shop. guys.. whats the date.. get with it.. or on the count of 3 say it with me 1 2 3 baaaaaahhhhhhhhh __________________ want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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04-01-2008, 04:10 PM	#45
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