Why do people like that shitty drink named: Mojito - GoFuckYourself.com

CIVMatt · 04-04-2008, 01:45 PM

Seriously it tastes like ass, like dirty sprite dragged through the forrest, everyone marks out for it like it's the second coming of christ.

And I always hear the same thing "Oh you haven't been made a good one yet" tastes like ass, NEXT... yep... ass....

And I drink about anything from beer to bourbon to fufu drinks... I just don't get it.

jcsike · 04-04-2008, 01:48 PM

your avatar looks like its drinking an enema

JamesK · 04-04-2008, 01:48 PM

You think it tastes like shit, other people love it.

That's life... deal with it.

baddog · 04-04-2008, 01:48 PM

I will admit that a couple months ago I would have agreed with you whole-heartedly, then I had a good one.

There is a difference.

juz · 04-04-2008, 01:49 PM

Madison Ave.

CIVMatt · 04-04-2008, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I will admit that a couple months ago I would have agreed with you whole-heartedly, then I had a good one.

There is a difference.

Either I'm just drinking bad ones or I'm outta touch with everything

Elli · 04-04-2008, 01:53 PM

I love mojitos! I actually started growing mint in my garden so I can make them all year round

Eriic · 04-04-2008, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by CIVMatt

Either I'm just drinking bad ones or I'm outta touch with everything

I wouldn't say your outta touch with everything, just most things

uno · 04-04-2008, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

I will admit that a couple months ago I would have agreed with you whole-heartedly, then I had a good one.

There is a difference.

My favorite mojito uses a sugar cane stick to stir it.

seeric · 04-04-2008, 01:56 PM

uh oh wired guy is gonna kick your ass when he sees this.

lollllllll.

CIVMatt · 04-04-2008, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

uh oh wired guy is gonna kick your ass when he sees this.

lollllllll.

The only thing he's going to whoop up is my mixed drink

A1R3K Where the fuck is Kelly's DJ Shirt????? It's been like 3 years hahaha

baddog · 04-04-2008, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by CIVMatt

Either I'm just drinking bad ones or I'm outta touch with everything

Most of them are crap . . . especially when the bartender is trying to tone down the taste. I had a couple at the XBIZ Awards in Hollywood after watching them being made by someone that knew what they were doing.

Big difference for sure.

CIVMatt · 04-04-2008, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Most of them are crap . . . especially when the bartender is trying to tone down the taste. I had a couple at the XBIZ Awards in Hollywood after watching them being made by someone that knew what they were doing.

Big difference for sure.

hmmm a real bartender you say... Further testing needs to be done

The Ghost · 04-04-2008, 02:00 PM

Most bartenders hate making them, which might explain why some are awful. Too much work to mix them.

aico · 04-04-2008, 02:03 PM

Mojito is the best drink ever. Most bartenders make them extremely wrong (usually so you won't order another) or use Mojito Mix which is a sin.

fuzebox · 04-04-2008, 02:04 PM

It really is all in the syrup... There is a such thing as good ones, bad ones, and mediocre ones. I like mine heavy on the mint.

I had a strawberry mojito for the first time last Internext and damn is that a tasty beverage.

JFK · 04-04-2008, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

uh oh wired guy is gonna kick your ass when he sees this.

lollllllll.

The Mojito Man him self

czarina · 04-04-2008, 02:07 PM

I dont like them either, but I make some killer ones according to my friends

xNetworx · 04-04-2008, 02:08 PM

Tell them to go easy on the greens next time.

pornguy · 04-04-2008, 02:08 PM

So your telling us you know what ass taste like.

Ok..

aico · 04-04-2008, 02:57 PM

How to make a mojito correctly
http://bacardimojito.com/

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 04-04-2008, 03:06 PM

Made right, they're one of the few drinks that still tempt me and sometimes I'll take a sip of someone's. I don't really drink anymore though.

D · 04-04-2008, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by jcsike

your avatar looks like its drinking an enema

It's called an unfiltered beer. That's what nearly all beer of that hue looks like before you whirl it around in Diatomaceous Earth, or some other filtering element. I'm guessing, as they're served unfiltered - and by the hue of the beer, that particular one's a Hefeweizen (German for "Yeast Wheat").... and, by the size of the glass... I'd even go one step further and guess it's being drank during Oktoberfest in Germany. Please correct me if I'm wrong.

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As far as mojitos go... as has already been noted, there's a _huge_ difference in quality between a properly made one and an average one.

Much like with martinis, there's only like 1-4% of all bartenders that know how or care enough to make one properly.

D Ghost · 04-04-2008, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by JamesK

You think it tastes like shit, other people love it.

That's life... deal with it.

Missy · 04-04-2008, 03:19 PM

They aren't one of my favorite drinks, but I have one from time to time because, to be perfectly honest, a mojito made right is one of the most refreshing alcoholic beverages for drinking poolside on a hot day

tony286 · 04-04-2008, 03:23 PM

Matt your just not hip. lol

L-Pink · 04-04-2008, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by D

Much like with martinis, there's only like 1-4% of all bartenders that know how or care enough to make one properly.

1/3 fresh squeezed lime juice ... 1/3 Grand Marnier and Triple Sec ... 1/3 Good Tequila

(girls may add a little sugar)

cybermike · 04-04-2008, 06:31 PM

uno introduced them to me in florida internext a few years ago.. good stuff

baddog · 04-04-2008, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

1/3 fresh squeezed lime juice ... 1/3 Grand Marnier and Triple Sec ... 1/3 Good Tequila

(girls may add a little sugar)

Tequila? Rum.

Elli · 04-04-2008, 06:34 PM

Here's how I do it:

Earlier in the day boil 1 cup water. Add 1 cup sugar, stir to dissolve. Chill.

In a glass add 1 tbsp. sugar mix to 5 or so good sized mint leaves. Muddle them until they are well bruised and you can smell the mint strongly.
Add ice cubes.
Add juice of 1 lime.
Add 1 shot white rum (or 2).
Top up with soda water.
Enjoy!

jakethedog · 04-04-2008, 06:37 PM

I got hooked on them from internext Miami a few years ago . ..haven't had one as good since .. BUT i had a close one on my flight back on westjet from Florida last month .. and it was a simple premix bottle you mixed with your booze and soda ...yummm

Reak AGV · 04-04-2008, 06:44 PM

I like Mojito's just I like Southern Comfort & Sprite on the rocks better

BVF · 04-04-2008, 06:46 PM

I fell in love with Mojito's when I lived in Puerto Rico....It was the best mixed drink that I've ever tasted in my life....I haven't had one recently though...I assume that a lot of bartenders don't take the time to make it properly...

Shoehorn! · 04-04-2008, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by CIVMatt

Seriously it tastes like ass, like dirty sprite dragged through the forrest, everyone marks out for it like it's the second coming of christ.

And I always hear the same thing "Oh you haven't been made a good one yet" tastes like ass, NEXT... yep... ass....

And I drink about anything from beer to bourbon to fufu drinks... I just don't get it.

You probably haven't had a good one yet. If they aren't good then they taste like total shit, but if they're made right then they fucking rock.

L-Pink · 04-04-2008, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

1/3 fresh squeezed lime juice ... 1/3 Grand Marnier and Triple Sec ... 1/3 Good Tequila

(girls may add a little sugar)

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Tequila? Rum.

Tequila (Margarita) ...... I spazzed on the off topic post

WiredGuy · 04-04-2008, 07:50 PM

You need to get it done right, most bars can't make them. To make it right you need a mortar and pestel, mint leaves and sugar cane. Very few bars have these on hand. If you go to the Florida Internext, order one or two there. They can make it really well and you'll really appreciate it.
WG

NinjaSteve · 04-04-2008, 08:18 PM

I've had a few in my life and they either nasty or just ok. I haven't had a good one yet. And the ingredients that WiredGuy mentioned... sounds like too much work for most bartenders.

ashleyfires · 04-04-2008, 08:25 PM

Never had a taste for it really but I sure do like saying mojito. M...O...J...I...T...O. Oh yea that's the stuff!

LoriAnderson · 04-04-2008, 08:49 PM

I only like them In Miami! they make the best....

FreeOnes · 04-04-2008, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by LoriAnderson

I only like them In Miami! they make the best....

Yes. That's where I started to drink my first one, and this has been the place where I have got my best ones!

Spunky · 04-04-2008, 09:26 PM

Do they come with little umbrellas?

baddog · 04-04-2008, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Tequila (Margarita) ...... I spazzed on the off topic post

Sometimes that can be done, and you are good at it.

I don't think this was one of those times.

woj · 04-04-2008, 10:24 PM

They aren't actually bad at all, assuming you buy at a place where bartenders know what they are doing... If you get it at some $1/drink dive, it will indeed probably taste like shit...

V_RocKs · 04-04-2008, 10:55 PM

Two words.

1) James
2) Bond

Porno Dan · 04-04-2008, 11:15 PM

When I owned my bar I hated people who ordered Mojito's. They are pain in the ass to make for the bar staff, they make a mess, and 99 % of the people who ordered them were prentinous pricks trying to be cool

I put a Mango Mojito on my drink menu, just to see what type of awful people would order it. This drink was horrible! I would rather drink warm Barton's gin than it, and yet people ordered it to look cool.

vidsta · 04-04-2008, 11:54 PM

After such nasty drinks you have to

CIVMatt · 07-23-2008, 06:14 AM

#47 nasty mojito's I had yet another attempt this past weekend, bejesus...

maybe in miami...

Evil E · 07-23-2008, 06:19 AM

Well all I can say is that most of the time they taste really good in cuba.

CIVMatt · 07-23-2008, 06:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Evil E

Well all I can say is that most of the time they taste really good in cuba.

Lived in Cuba for 5 years... we all drank Bacardi Lemone and ting (like a Jamaican style Squirt)

nico-t · 07-23-2008, 06:43 AM

i just think its not your taste, if you tried almost 50 and you didnt like 1 of em that says enough.... personally i like mojitos. Its fresh with alcohol, what more do you want ;)
i drink alot of stuff on a night mojito is like gum to make the drinks and smokes breath go away a bit... but it's gum in a glass, with alcohol!

04-04-2008, 01:45 PM	#1
CIVMatt Amateur Pimpin Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 13,075	Why do people like that shitty drink named: Mojito Seriously it tastes like ass, like dirty sprite dragged through the forrest, everyone marks out for it like it's the second coming of christ. And I always hear the same thing "Oh you haven't been made a good one yet" tastes like ass, NEXT... yep... ass.... And I drink about anything from beer to bourbon to fufu drinks... I just don't get it. __________________ Make easy money with Webcams

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Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	I love mojitos! I actually started growing mint in my garden so I can make them all year round __________________ email: [email protected]

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baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	I will admit that a couple months ago I would have agreed with you whole-heartedly, then I had a good one. There is a difference.

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aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	Mojito is the best drink ever. Most bartenders make them extremely wrong (usually so you won't order another) or use Mojito Mix which is a sin.

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fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 22,119	It really is all in the syrup... There is a such thing as good ones, bad ones, and mediocre ones. I like mine heavy on the mint. I had a strawberry mojito for the first time last Internext and damn is that a tasty beverage.

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czarina Webmaster Extraordinaire Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: A beautiful beach... Posts: 10,748	I dont like them either, but I make some killer ones according to my friends

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04-04-2008, 03:06 PM	#22
Ayla_SquareTurtle Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: 5000 full paysite reviews and counting Posts: 3,550	Made right, they're one of the few drinks that still tempt me and sometimes I'll take a sip of someone's. I don't really drink anymore though. __________________ gone. long gone. aylasquareturtle .."a"t".. gmail dawt com

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Missy FLASHCA$H.COM Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: In my skin Posts: 1,257	They aren't one of my favorite drinks, but I have one from time to time because, to be perfectly honest, a mojito made right is one of the most refreshing alcoholic beverages for drinking poolside on a hot day __________________ See what's new at FLASHCA$H Missy - Brian's Sidekick ICQ: 78989718

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tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	Matt your just not hip. lol

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04-04-2008, 06:34 PM	#30
Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	Here's how I do it: Earlier in the day boil 1 cup water. Add 1 cup sugar, stir to dissolve. Chill. In a glass add 1 tbsp. sugar mix to 5 or so good sized mint leaves. Muddle them until they are well bruised and you can smell the mint strongly. Add ice cubes. Add juice of 1 lime. Add 1 shot white rum (or 2). Top up with soda water. Enjoy! __________________ email: [email protected]

04-04-2008, 06:37 PM	#31
jakethedog Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Vancouver B.C. Posts: 2,497	I got hooked on them from internext Miami a few years ago . ..haven't had one as good since .. BUT i had a close one on my flight back on westjet from Florida last month .. and it was a simple premix bottle you mixed with your booze and soda ...yummm __________________ No sig .. just me

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04-04-2008, 06:46 PM	#33
BVF Black Vagina Finder Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Midwest Posts: 13,975	I fell in love with Mojito's when I lived in Puerto Rico....It was the best mixed drink that I've ever tasted in my life....I haven't had one recently though...I assume that a lot of bartenders don't take the time to make it properly... __________________ Black Pussy Click On Mr Cosby..CCbill, 60/40, 136 FHG's....The Cos Loves Black Ghetto Pussy!!

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WiredGuy Pounding Googlebot Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 34,483	You need to get it done right, most bars can't make them. To make it right you need a mortar and pestel, mint leaves and sugar cane. Very few bars have these on hand. If you go to the Florida Internext, order one or two there. They can make it really well and you'll really appreciate it. WG __________________ I play with Google.

04-04-2008, 08:18 PM	#37
NinjaSteve Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 11,089	I've had a few in my life and they either nasty or just ok. I haven't had a good one yet. And the ingredients that WiredGuy mentioned... sounds like too much work for most bartenders. __________________ ...

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07-23-2008, 06:14 AM	#47
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07-23-2008, 06:19 AM	#48
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07-23-2008, 06:43 AM	#50
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	i just think its not your taste, if you tried almost 50 and you didnt like 1 of em that says enough.... personally i like mojitos. Its fresh with alcohol, what more do you want ;) i drink alot of stuff on a night mojito is like gum to make the drinks and smokes breath go away a bit... but it's gum in a glass, with alcohol!