Why do people like that shitty drink named: Mojito - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

C H R I S · 07-23-2008, 06:46 AM

Youve never had a good one.... Mojitos ROCK

Cyndalie · 07-23-2008, 06:49 AM

"like dirty sprite dragged through the forrest"

LOL

I'm going to boycott any sponsor serving them in Miami!

GonZo · 07-23-2008, 06:52 AM

Dont drink them from the plastic bucket / premade at the bar in Miami by the pool.

Ill be at the end of the bar pounding them down. Introduce yourself and Ill change your mind.

tranza · 07-23-2008, 06:58 AM

Some people just like ass taste...

MichelleB · 07-23-2008, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by CIVMatt

Seriously it tastes like ass, like dirty sprite dragged through the forrest, everyone marks out for it like it's the second coming of christ.

And I always hear the same thing "Oh you haven't been made a good one yet" tastes like ass, NEXT... yep... ass....

And I drink about anything from beer to bourbon to fufu drinks... I just don't get it.

I'll make you a good one.

TheDoc · 07-23-2008, 07:29 AM

Swap out your Mojito for a Hurricane. Yeah they are a bit different, taste is pretty close to the same, but the Hurricane is way stronger and not as sweet. In my eyes, a better mixture of everything and they trash you faster.

SCORE Ralph · 07-23-2008, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Porno Dan

When I owned my bar I hated people who ordered Mojito's. They are pain in the ass to make for the bar staff, they make a mess, and 99 % of the people who ordered them were prentinous pricks trying to be cool

I put a Mango Mojito on my drink menu, just to see what type of awful people would order it. This drink was horrible! I would rather drink warm Barton's gin than it, and yet people ordered it to look cool.

Thanks for ruining my dreams of being cool

Seriously though, most people I know love mojitos. We're in Miami, so its custom to order mojitos or coke and rums. Dont really think it has anything to do with being cool imo.

07-23-2008, 06:46 AM	#51
C H R I S Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Marina Del Rey Posts: 10,842	Youve never had a good one.... Mojitos ROCK __________________ C H R I S Retired Porn Veteran BH4L

07-23-2008, 06:49 AM	#52
Cyndalie Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Cherry Hill, NJ Posts: 3,615	"like dirty sprite dragged through the forrest" LOL I'm going to boycott any sponsor serving them in Miami! __________________ Cyndalie Marketing Director StoriesTraffic.com

07-23-2008, 06:58 AM	#54
tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	Some people just like ass taste... __________________ I'm just a newbie.

07-23-2008, 07:29 AM	#56
TheDoc Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Currently Incognito Posts: 13,827	Swap out your Mojito for a Hurricane. Yeah they are a bit different, taste is pretty close to the same, but the Hurricane is way stronger and not as sweet. In my eyes, a better mixture of everything and they trash you faster. __________________ ~TheDoc - ICQ7765825 It's all disambiguation

07-23-2008, 06:52 AM	#53
GonZo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Atlanta,Ga. Posts: 3,180	Dont drink them from the plastic bucket / premade at the bar in Miami by the pool. Ill be at the end of the bar pounding them down. Introduce yourself and Ill change your mind.