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Old 04-04-2008, 09:32 AM   #1
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A Quick Joke for Friday
WORLD WAR III IN THE PLANNING STAGES


President Bush and VP Cheney are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Bush and Cheney sitting over there?'

The bartender says, 'Yep, that's them.'

So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?'

Bush says, 'We're planning WW III.'

The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'

Bush says, 'Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.'

The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde with big tits?

Why kill a blonde with big tits?'

Bush turns to Cheney and says, 'See, I told you, no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims.
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Old 04-04-2008, 09:34 AM   #2
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WORLD WAR III IN THE PLANNING STAGES


President Bush and VP Cheney are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Bush and Cheney sitting over there?'

The bartender says, 'Yep, that's them.'

So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?'

Bush says, 'We're planning WW III.'

The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'

Bush says, 'Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.'

The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde with big tits?

Why kill a blonde with big tits?'

Bush turns to Cheney and says, 'See, I told you, no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims.
Wait - who's the blonde?
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Old 04-04-2008, 09:50 AM   #3
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WORLD WAR III IN THE PLANNING STAGES


President Bush and VP Cheney are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Bush and Cheney sitting over there?'

The bartender says, 'Yep, that's them.'

So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?'

Bush says, 'We're planning WW III.'

The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'

Bush says, 'Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.'

The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde with big tits?

Why kill a blonde with big tits?'

Bush turns to Cheney and says, 'See, I told you, no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims.
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Old 04-04-2008, 09:56 AM   #4
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Old 04-04-2008, 09:56 AM   #5
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Old 04-04-2008, 10:01 AM   #6
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Old 04-04-2008, 10:04 AM   #7
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that is so two years ago...
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Old 04-04-2008, 11:35 AM   #8
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^ but still funny, eh?
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Old 04-04-2008, 11:37 AM   #9
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that is so two years ago...
still funny
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Old 04-04-2008, 12:42 PM   #10
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Old 04-04-2008, 01:57 PM   #11
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That was funny lol
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Old 04-04-2008, 02:48 PM   #12
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Old 04-04-2008, 06:25 PM   #13
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No words :D :D :D
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Old 04-04-2008, 06:28 PM   #14
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lol good one
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Old 04-04-2008, 06:39 PM   #15
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Heh heh,that wasn't bad
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Old 04-04-2008, 08:35 PM   #16
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thats too funny
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Old 04-04-2008, 11:06 PM   #17
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