Tell us why you deserve to win this... (CONTEST in memory of TexasDreams RIP BROTHA)

[AbulletAway]

First let me thank Eric for letting me post this here. Thanks Eric, it's very appreciated!

Ok, here's the deal. We are giving away paid submit accounts, free hosting for a year, 500 in free content and some custom gallery templates!

How do you win all this? Just tell us why you deserve it. It's really that simple. Tell us a funny story about how you need more money so that you can rule the world. You don't have to be flat broke to win. And, just because someone writes a sob story doesn't mean they are gonna win it all. Just tell us why you think you should win this contest.

I will say honesty and sincerity will go a long way. These sponsors have so graciously donated very valuable items. Let's put them to good use!

So get started and tell us your stories!

And, here's who you need to thank for making this contest happen.

Shemp who has offered up 6 month Shemp Platimun Submit account...value is $540.00

If you don't have an account with Shemp get one here http://www.shemp.com/shempgold.html


Madalton from Amazing Content has offered up 500 dollars of his fantastic, no make that amazing content!

If you're not using his content, shame on you!


Sleazydream is offering up 3 gallery spots! That's $600 worth of gallery listings people!

You want to get listed on site, go here http://www.sleazydream.com/main.html and find out how!


And, Last but not least...

Brad from MojoHost has put up a year of free hosting that includes:
A dedicated server, 12 months, 20 mbit/month

They're a great damn host so check them out for all your hosting needs!

Oh and there will be at least 5 custom designed gallery templates. Just need work that out still.

All these people wanted to do something to pay respect to TexasDreams memory. Without reservation they all offered things up for this contest in his memory. It was an amazing gesture on their parts and I personally can't thank them enough!



Now, if you have something you want to offer for this contest don't hesitate to contact me at [email protected]

Good luck everyone and let the posting begin!

[Ice]

Great contest

[Eva PSC]

bump for the contest

[Sands]

I deserve it because it will be a stepping stone in my quest to conquer the world.

\m/\m/

[MattO]

I need money for a new uvula. Mine's really gone to the dogs.

[L-Pink]

I need penis reduction surgery.

[John.]

Contest in memory of TexasDreams should be the title of this thread if it's in his memory maybe? The way it's burried down the bottom I almost missed it, i'm sure others will too.

[mailman]

Contest in memory of TexasDreams should be the title of this thread if it's in his memory maybe? The way it's burried down the bottom I almost missed it, i'm sure others will too.

Indeed.. or maybe sticky!

[MaDalton]

yes, make it sticky pleeeeease!

[Eriic]

Because I'm on welfare

[AbulletAway]

Contest in memory of TexasDreams should be the title of this thread if it's in his memory maybe? The way it's burried down the bottom I almost missed it, i'm sure others will too.

I thought about titling it In the Memory of... And I have no problem with that. I just didn't because I didn't want in any way to sound like I was in some way taking advantage of his passing in any way. Its a sensitive subject for a lot of us and I just didn't want to offend anyone. However, I can't edit the title to change it. However, if the powers that be want to edit the title that is completely fine with me.

[CurrentlySober]

I should win because I like poo, and if I do win, it will mean that I will be too busy to post 'i like poo' here all day long, in order to keep reminding you all of the fact...

[CurrentlySober]

I should win because I like poo, and if I do win, it will mean that I will be too busy to post 'i like poo' here all day long, in order to keep reminding you all of the fact...

[AbulletAway]

yes, make it sticky pleeeeease!

Hey, thanks again for all your help with this by the way. You were just amazing.

[Big_D]

Haha, great contest, awesome of the contributors to give this stuff up, real innovation.....

Fuck it I need a breather and will take a stab at it.


First off i should win this contest because I am a huge party animal and a hard ass worker, so much to the fact that the second night Brad from mojohost threw his party on the 32nd floor of the Westin Diplomat last year that I was denied access because of my current level of drunken stuper. hey what can i say, started pre-gaming the night before and ended up at brads party (where an awesome ewok was makin some awesome drinks!) and had one hell of a blast. hell even the romanian i brought with me quit partying and passed out by the pool, only later to lead security to the door of the biggest party of the hotel, phew, what a show that was.

I also remember the random fuckin drunk night in Amsterdam, that took me on the bar hopping and party crashing night of my life, and what better way to end it than at a tranny bar. Haha, started off great too, was gettin ready to go to the Sinners Club, then out of nowhere me and my girl group up with Eric, Wizzo, Bryan, Shaft, Sunny Leone, another chick and some dudes started trying to find somwhere we could breathe, unfortunately all bars were slam packed full or fuckin empty,what else to but make one, so with the loud words of Eric screaming, "HERE COMES THE MOTHAFUCKIN PARTY" as we crashed the door, we began to get fuckin hammered. The bartenders were definitely trippin over the two-chick make out show ha!

So eventually we reached the point of a good fuckin laugh at everything buzz and wanted to check out some show parties, haha, so what do we do? We crash a fairly big quiet and proper party at the hotel, youve got all these guys and girls, mostly euro, talking, networking and everything and then OH SHIT, here comes the Drunk americans crashing through the door screaming like the loudest fuckin drunks you ever heard. Not 5 fuckin minutes later there is a beating on the door, yep its security, haha so we all shut up and promised to stfu. Anyway, next thing you hear is Eric screaming fuckin LOUD, EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP, then I had a black out for a bit only to awakin with pretty much everybody at that show at the fuckin Tranny Bar takin pictures. That by far was my greatest show haha.

As far as the business side goes with the stuff you are giving away, it really is quite simple why I should win the contest. Because with everything your giving away it really is quite easy to build a start off of and eventually end up with revenue to expand. What do I mean by that? Well I am going to put it in steps just to clarify

1) 20 Mbit Server x 12 Months = Holy Shit

Starting off with that much bandwidth is just a plus and since I will be following the steps after this, it will definitely add to all the resources I will need.

2) Build a Tube site using TEVS. Why a tube site? Open your eyes, the net is changing and thats what the public demands.

3) From the content that has been given up by Amazing Content I would basicly "start" a paysite. Yeah, your only gonna start with 7 video scenes and 7 photo scenes (based on average of cost) but the revenue that I would drive myself would lead me to purchase MORE Amazing Content to the point of one or two updates per week. I would base the site off of certain niche that is converting well and make it appear to be one hell of an upscale site at an affordable price.

4) Create Hosted Tube Pages/Video Galleries/Photo Galleries in that order. It's a new day and age and the tube landings are whats getting the traffic, some high quality FLV's in place and always soakin up the top two rows of my TEVS driven tube site.

5) Start Driving Traffic! Utilizing my own galleries (with ofcourse link backs) to both SleazyDream and Shemp I would be the sole promoter of my own paysite, and ofcourse many others. This in turn would start to build the traffic to my Tube site, give my "high class" paysite prime advertising spots, and allow me to promo any sponsor of any niche that I see fit.

6) Expand! With the revenues from the traffic that my tube site and solely promoted paysite have driven I would buy more content and constantly expand the content amount of my members section, after hitting a huge number of content sets in the members area, smack it into a program and let affiliates have at it, hell I have made my money off of it by now and its ready to soar on new levels.


Thats just a dip in the bucket, but thats why I should win this contest, I will party my ass off and take what you give me and work my ass to squeeze EVERYTHING i can out of it WOOT!

[Eriic]

I want it and that is not earth shattering news, but I want what I want and that's all that I want......."Popeye circ.1940

[cool1]

Awesome prize, for someone more deserving than I.

[pornask]

I don't give a shit

[Chef86]

This sounds like a great contest can't wait to read some of the responses

[MikeSmoke]

This is a great contest and a great *reason* for the contest...thanks to the sponsors.

I have *two* reasons.
1. I'm getting no sleep and very little time to work because of a six-week old daughter with severe colic and GERD - so this would let me have an outsourced person get some new income rolling for me until I can get back to actual work.
2. My wife keeps threatening to punch me in the ovary (she's watched "Anchorman" way too many times) - so in order to let her work out her post-partum frustrations, I apparently need an ovary, and any extra revenue over and above living expenses would let me buy one.

[IllTestYourGirls]

What a contest. This is the fast way to finding out who the real stand up companies are. Why Should I win? Hmmm. Maybe a little background; I first stated off in this business with $0.00000 invested. When I first started I swore to my fiance I would never take unneeded financial risks in this business and I would take it slow. Well now the time has come to start my own pay site and this wonderful contest arises! By winning this contest it would help me continue my business plan of investing nothing while making myself and others a lot of money.

Like I said I started with $0.00 investment with the help of a few sponsors. I do not forget my roots those sponsors that helped me are now reaping the benefits. Shemp, Amazing Content, Sleazy Dream, Mojo Host and others that contribute to the contest will not be forgotten even if I do not win. I am not a bro or anyone you would know but if I win this contest you will end up knowing who I am. Give a noob a chance ;)



My first contest whoring YES!

[MaDalton]

Hey, thanks again for all your help with this by the way. You were just amazing.

you're welcome, no big deal. it's for a good cause

[Chio]

I need money for a new uvula. Mine's really gone to the dogs.

Love the avatar! You going to see Rush at any of the new Florida dates?

[pornguy]

Does anyone deserve it?? No not really. It is generous of you to give away. Would I like it, yes, It means extra coins in my pocket to spend on my son.

[moeloubani]

I deserve to win this contest because I work hard every day, I'm a student and I have big plans, but I don't have the budget to support them. This kind of advertising and hosting power that I would get from winning this contest would put me up on a new level that I have never been at before, and it would keep me going for a whole year to put my plans into action. I would do my best to make sure that I use every resource from the contest to its full potential. I would document what I do after I win the contest and start a blog from the day I got the stuff, and just say how I'm using what and people can give me advice and learn from what I do, where I am successful and where I'm falling short. I can devote tons of time to this and I work hard, 10+ hours a day in front of the computer and man would I love to have something like this to keep me busy all day! Oh man it would be amazing + 3 and it even puts a smile on my face thinking about winning!

[Compdoctor]

I could use the extra money to pay for my meds

[Loki]

Well you see I was born with this ultra rare disease, that up until 2004 there was no name for it, at any rate it was finally names, glassidus, see all of my bones are made of glass, Every morning, I break both of my arms, and every evening I break both of my legs, and every night I lye in bed in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
Some of you heartless fucks out there, might think this is no big deal, but let me tell you it gets worse!

I'm 31 years old now and I've never had the pleasure of a women, hell I've never even been able to masterbate without injuring myself, can you imagine going through life NEVER being able to cum without ending up in intensive care??

And still it gets worse...

I have more phobia's then the entire population of uzbekistan in the last 15 years doctors have diagnosed me with: Ablutophobia, Acarophobia, Acerophobia, Achluophobia, Acousticophobia, Acrophobia, Aerophobia, Aeroacrophobia, Aeronausiphobia, Agateophobia, Agliophobia, Agoraphobia, Agraphobia, Agrizoophobia, Agyrophobia, Aichmophobia, Ailurophobia, Albuminurophobia, Alektorophobia, Algophobia, Alliumphobia,Allodoxaphobia, Altophobia, Amathophobia, Amaxophobia, Ambulophobia, Amnesiphobia, Amychophobia, Anablephobia, Ancraophobia, Androphobia, Anemophobia, Anginophobia, Anglophobia, Angrophobia, Ankylophobia, Anthrophobia, Anthropophobia, Antlophobia, Anuptaphobia, Apeirophobia, Aphenphosmphobia, Apiphobia, Apotemnophobia, Arachibutyrophobia, Arachnephobia, Ataxiophobia, Ataxophobia, Atelophobia, Atephobia, Athazagoraphobia, Atomosophobia, Atychiphobia, Automatonophobia, Automysophobia....

And that's just the A's but trust me when I say it gets even worse....

I've been diagnosed with almost every form of psychological disorder, nervous disorder, as well as social disorders, I take more pills each day then an entire pshyc ward, I won't even bother listing all of the names but you get the point, I'm all fucked up!

I truly believe that if you can set aside your hatred for people like me, and bestow this wonderful prize to me, the Susan Lucci of the adult industry then maybe just maybe my life can finally be turned around.

-Loki-

PS, anyone need a creative writer? LOL

[Big_D]

Well you see I was born with this ultra rare disease, that up until 2004 there was no name for it, at any rate it was finally names, glassidus, see all of my bones are made of glass, Every morning, I break both of my arms, and every evening I break both of my legs, and every night I lye in bed in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
Some of you heartless fucks out there, might think this is no big deal, but let me tell you it gets worse!

I'm 31 years old now and I've never had the pleasure of a women, hell I've never even been able to masterbate without injuring myself, can you imagine going through life NEVER being able to cum without ending up in intensive care??

And still it gets worse...

I have more phobia's then the entire population of uzbekistan in the last 15 years doctors have diagnosed me with: Ablutophobia, Acarophobia, Acerophobia, Achluophobia, Acousticophobia, Acrophobia, Aerophobia, Aeroacrophobia, Aeronausiphobia, Agateophobia, Agliophobia, Agoraphobia, Agraphobia, Agrizoophobia, Agyrophobia, Aichmophobia, Ailurophobia, Albuminurophobia, Alektorophobia, Algophobia, Alliumphobia,Allodoxaphobia, Altophobia, Amathophobia, Amaxophobia, Ambulophobia, Amnesiphobia, Amychophobia, Anablephobia, Ancraophobia, Androphobia, Anemophobia, Anginophobia, Anglophobia, Angrophobia, Ankylophobia, Anthrophobia, Anthropophobia, Antlophobia, Anuptaphobia, Apeirophobia, Aphenphosmphobia, Apiphobia, Apotemnophobia, Arachibutyrophobia, Arachnephobia, Ataxiophobia, Ataxophobia, Atelophobia, Atephobia, Athazagoraphobia, Atomosophobia, Atychiphobia, Automatonophobia, Automysophobia....

And that's just the A's but trust me when I say it gets even worse....

I've been diagnosed with almost every form of psychological disorder, nervous disorder, as well as social disorders, I take more pills each day then an entire pshyc ward, I won't even bother listing all of the names but you get the point, I'm all fucked up!

I truly believe that if you can set aside your hatred for people like me, and bestow this wonderful prize to me, the Susan Lucci of the adult industry then maybe just maybe my life can finally be turned around.

-Loki-

PS, anyone need a creative writer? LOL

Jet is that you? (j/k)

[Loki]

Jet is that you? (j/k)

No, although I have more multiple personalities then a gay pride parade, Jet is not one of them lol

-Loki-

[AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE]

I should get the prize because TexasDreams always abused me.

That might make up for the pain he caused.

[sicone]

Awesome contest, I may have to see what I can do to win this

[AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE]

I think he banned me like 6 times.
Allowed people to Use multiple nics to attack me, allowed people to slander me and make false claims. It was rather cruel of em and to a degree I think he enjoyed torturing me because it seemed to help him make friends with the shit talkers he allowed to constantly attack me.

He is the same guy that made GFY enure JIM The Fiend, infact he fed JTF info to attack people constantly.

[AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE]

He Lied to others about me behind the scenes.
He even went so far as to tell Lensman I made death threats to people on the board when I did not.

I think many of you have short memories.
I do not. I remember everything.

[Yanto]

I need the money to have my website redone, get some amazingcontent in it and then get it hosted so that I can promote you sponsors. im a thousand dollars short to get all these done.

[qxm]

I think I deserve this prize to help all of the needy people around the world. I have recently participated in several charitable events, and have donated 3 computers, my car stereo and my left ball to these charities, yes, it's all for the greater good.

If I'm selected I would utilize all the revenues generated by this operation to help people who are in constant need of help, here is an example of an email I received from a lovely lady I had the pleasure of helping some time in the past:

STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL.
You may be surprised to receive this letter from me since you don't know
me personally. I am Miss Jennifer Makosana, the first daughter of Late
Joseph Makosana, who was murdered in a land dispute in Zimbabwe. I got your
contact through an internet trade directory here in Italy and I decided to
contact you. I do not know your person but I relied on faith to see me
through.
Black war veterans claiming to be farmers, invaded my father's house on
April 16, 2000 at about 6.32am in Macheke/Virginia district and murdered my
father because of his insistence that white farmers be allowed to retain
their farm lands despite the recently introduced land reforms "Act" in
Zimbabwe by the head of state, Sir Robert Mugabe. Until his death he was
the vice president of the Zimbabwean Farmers' Union (ZFU). It took us so
long to contact you because we had to wait for the appropriate time to do
so. (The reason I will explain to you in details later on.)
Before his untimely death, he had deposited the sum of Nineteen Million,
Five Hundred Thousand Dollars (US$ 19,500,000.00) This money was deposited
in a box as family valuables for security concerns from me and my family.
This fund was meant for the purchase of new machinery and agro-allied
chemicals for the new farms acquired in Swaziland.
This land problem came when our President, Sir Robert Mugabe introduced a
new land act "Modus Operandi" reform which wholly affected the rich white
farmers. A lot of people were killed because of this land reforms "Act" of
which my late father was one of the main targets. My father was solely
targeted because of his support for the white farmers.
Based on this, my family had to spread out; I am now in Italy with my
brother as refugees while my mother and my younger sisters are living in
South Africa as refugees as well. We decided to contact you to assist us in
transferring this money to your account in your country or any part of
the world for investment as the monetary/investment laws of South Africa and
Italy prohibits refugees from running bank accounts or be involved in any
transaction/investment. Based on this, we contacted you hoping that you will
assist us with this transaction in the name of God.
As the only educated daughter, I am saddled with the responsibility of
seeking a genuine and an honest person who will assist us in transferring
this money out of South Africa without the knowledge of my
country(Zimbabwe) government who are bent on taking everything my late
father had after confiscating all his farmlands and investments in Zimbabwe
and Swaziland. We are absolutely left with nothing except the money I
talked about previously.
For your kind assistance, my mother and I are offering you 20% of the funds
after the successful transfer of the funds to your account .5% will be set
aside for any expenses that might result in the process of this transaction,
while 75% will be for my family which will be used for investment in your
country under your direction as we do not know anything about investments.
Please contact me through the e-mail addresses indicated above if this
proposal is of interest to you, while I implore you to maintain absolute
confidentiality required in this transaction. If not, then I humbly
apologise for this infringement on your privacy.
Yours truly,

Miss Jeniffer Makosana.
[email protected]

SO you see...... this prize will help me put a dent on the ever-increasing need of financial transactions from people whose lives have been ruined by proxy wars and by those who die with millions in the bank and leave their successors without a way to collect the funds inherited.

All the best,
QxM

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BTW, I'm 1K short on my son's tuition which is due in about 1 week, however I don't think you would consider this to be a good reason to reward me with this great prize even though I have helped so many people in the past...

[maalox]

Because i am what i am and that's all that i am.

[MaDalton]

i guess we have 2 serious entries so far...

[loreen]

I will put a note on every gallery build saying it's in the memory of TexasDreams and as I'm a part of another forum where I donate almost monthly money to kids in need, I will donate extra in his name, too, for every profitable month. And it will be profitable, because I'm in the gallery/submitting game for a while now (I guess over 4-5 years)...

PS: I still have him in my ICQ list

[Jens Van Assterdam]

I deserve that package because iam a handsome and crazy stud but dont get laid too often. When i can tell the girls that i have a gold account at shemps, gallery spots at sleazys, a server at mojohost and some hot exclusive content from amazingcontent, then they will get down with me instantly!
If you can feel me and want to give a reliable,smart,good looking and honest guy a chance, to go a step further in his career then iam the one you should choose
I dont have kids, cancer or something else spectacular. So digg me and you wont regred it!


In return for providing me with this wonderful package i will give you ad-space on my ass! No shit. I will visit a tattoo studio and get medium pimpin inked on my ass! Now thats a deal
You will get pictures and a video from the tatt or you even tattoo it on my ass,so no bs here

Machete Rodriguez - a name your kids will remember!

[Jens Van Assterdam]

i guess we have 2 serious entries so far...

I have counted 4

[Zorgman]

I don't deserve to win because I have no need for these tools. Yet.




P.S. Reverse psychology never works!

[Exotic Gold]

Damn that's a bad ass contest.

(I don't deserve it.)

[AbulletAway]

Got some great responses so far and an offer of a butt tat. I can tell this is going to be an interesting day already.

[mailman]

Im shocked that so many say they dont deserve it or what not....

[Jens Van Assterdam]

Got some great responses so far and an offer of a butt tat. I can tell this is going to be an interesting day already.

Yes, you can design the tat how you want, maybe add in memory of td or something.. you decide I wont get anything else on my ass so consider it as EXCLUSIVE spot

[mailman]

Yes, you can design the tat how you want, maybe add in memory of td or something.. you decide I wont get anything else on my ass so consider it as EXCLUSIVE spot

As awesome as your offer is I dont really think thats the point of the contest.... The point is to just give something away and not get anything back in return... so if by chance you do win know your ass is safe.

[beerptrol]

"Tell us why you deserve to win this". If I tried to write down why I deserved this it would be a novel bigger than War And Peace. So it's easier to just tell you why I don't deserve it....well I can't think of one reason why I don't deserve it. j/k

[AbulletAway]

Im shocked that so many say they dont deserve it or what not....

Ya, it makes me wish I could win. If you can't use free hosting, free content and free gallery listings, wow, must be nice. But, it seems to me, it doesn't matter how much money you have, you can't have everything. Maybe you could really use some extra money because you want to get your bf or gf something nice? Maybe you could use some extra money for a down payment on nicer car you've always wanted. Hell maybe you think you could utilize what has been offered better than anyone else and that's why you should win? There's a million reasons why we all could you use this. All you have to do is just list enough to convince us you deserve it and will use it well.

[Robo]

I could win, because my family is even bigger and biger, now I have two doughters and I'll have to move from my actual 60 sq m apartment to bigger home. I can do it during one year of hard work with my own hands and this great contest prizes

[MaDalton]

i wish someone would have offered something like that to me when i started.