Survey: Drinking Bleach Prevents HIV, Mountain Dew Prevents Pregnancy - GoFuckYourself.com

fuzzylogic · 04-03-2008, 03:43 PM

Florida legislators are encouraging a review of their "abstinence only" sex education programs after a recent survey completed by Florida teens returned some curious results.

According to some of the teens, drinking bleach will prevent an HIV infection, and a dose of Mountain Dew soda will stop pregnancy. Knowledge of condoms and other forms of sexual health appeared to be comparatively lacking.

State officials believe that the myths are spreading due to the lone focus on abstinence, rather than other proven methods which encourage sexual health. A new, more comprehensive Bill has been drawn, and has passed its first committee vote.

Source: www.local6.com

fluffygrrl · 04-03-2008, 06:17 PM

Florida.

fuzzylogic · 04-03-2008, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by fluffygrrl

Florida.

thats all that needs to be said

qxm · 04-03-2008, 07:09 PM

bleach lol mountain due lol ........haha lol.........

Phoenix · 04-03-2008, 09:45 PM

what country was this in?

AdPatron · 04-03-2008, 10:03 PM

Mountain Dew prevents pregnancy?!?! Thats is fucking hilarious!!

Useless Warrior · 04-03-2008, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by fluffygrrl

Florida.

It seems that I'm not the only one who was thinking basically the same thing. My exact thought was, "fucking Florida."

qxm · 04-03-2008, 10:09 PM

next thing we'll hear about is that they are having sex in the ear..........lol.............

censored crutch shot to illustrate the thread....

Elli · 04-03-2008, 10:53 PM

"So my cousin totally is friends with this girl who says her friend got HIV from some guy she slept with at a party. Then she drank bleach to kill it, and when she got tested the next week, she didn't have it anymore! Swear to god!"

mikesouth · 04-03-2008, 11:13 PM

actually drinking bleach will prevent an HIV infection...course theres that deadly side effect....

Loki · 04-04-2008, 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by JoesTraffic

Mountain Dew prevents pregnancy?!?! Thats is fucking hilarious!!

No shit anyone care to explain my kid???

I've been "Doin The Dew" for over 20 years now. Maybe, just maybe I'm doing it wrong

-Loki-

V_RocKs · 04-04-2008, 02:24 AM

You cannot get pregnant by drinking my sperm.

After Shock Media · 04-04-2008, 02:43 AM

Arnt they getting enough sex ed first hand from their teachers anyways?
This is Florida right?

fuzzylogic · 04-04-2008, 02:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Elli

"So my cousin totally is friends with this girl who says her friend got HIV from some guy she slept with at a party. Then she drank bleach to kill it, and when she got tested the next week, she didn't have it anymore! Swear to god!"

ya, uh huh... well... your avatar is HOT

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