I'll bid $6

couldn't a mod just come along and zap this thread over to buy and sell where it belongs and put us out of our misery? :321GFY

Thanks for the love jet. No wonder you're popular.

Rednax, im sorry mate, too few posts, can't take it.

popular?

please don't call me JET

no, it doesn't

Well mine does. And this one reads Today, 01:31 PM.

well, you better specify what time you're talking about. Folks in Eastern Russia probably see the deadline by now. Unless you can invite everyone home so they can see what your computer screen shows, that specified deadline is worth shit.

Lets see here. We're on GMT-9, or Alaska time. Making right now 1:50 PM.

Further making the original post 7:55 AM, and further making the end of this auction 18 hours away, and some change.

God I hate timezones.

25
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you don't have enough posts, get 150 more posts and try again :1orglaugh

50.... sites for sale :thumbsup

:thumbsup - i got wojed!!!

Sorry artman.Maybe woj'll want to bid for you?

So far, it's still candyflip, making teh steal at $5.

bump for auction!

I'll bid $6

This thread freaks me the fuck out. That and it cracks me up as well

My god are you really that stupid.

I am offering you $60.00 and you wont take it because of my join date.

You might want to lay of the crack

63% bounce?

The tender (ie, the original post) is like a contract mate. What it says is set in stone, and if you think I'll break a contract for $60, you have another thing coming.

Top bit atm candyflip, at $5.

10 hours and 16 minutes to go.

Wow, talk about fucked up.

I have been here for years and done many transactions with people, just becuase i joined in 2006 and have a low post count - WOW.

I am happy to go up to $200.00 for this and can transfer the money to you now.

Cant beleieve your attitude towards this.

Here's a screen cap of my new post confirmation page.

http://doingfine.org/images/spamss.jpg

Whichever one of you thinks it's worth his time to fail posting every 10 minutes - here's your chance. Go borrow $6 and make it happen.

Mate, again, I'm sorry.

I'm not disputing you've done a lot of business, I don't dispute you've been here, I don't dispute you're a cool guy. I'm sure you are. And I'd love to have your money.

What you need to do is find someone of the >50,000 people that meet the prequals for bidding and ask them to bid for you.

There's pretty much no other way out.

wow, you are really fucked up in the head. good luck.

how much for a blowjob, fluffy?

I'll up my bid to $7 and hope I wake up in time to catch the end.

Current bid $7 from candyflip.

I don't think I'm good enough with blowjobs to actually charge for it. Tbh, I kinda suck.

You can still win, just spend the next couple hours post whoring and pass her post count up. Also, your true join date of May 5th 2006 is before hers of May 17th so you technically qualify as long as you can those posts in before the auction ends.

HAHA

Nice point.

Maybe i will just whore it up in this thread.

Jet It Up!

LOL. Isn't sucking part of what's required??

Weird criteria for bidding. Surely if after highest price you'll take all comers. Look at me.
Probably registered here before you, (can't remember off top of my head), put low post count. Doesn't mean I'm not genuine.

Good publicity stunt :winkwink:

I.

I'm not saying you're not genuine. If you read the first post, it explains what the rules are and why they're that way. If you take the time to consider things, I'm pretty sure you'll see the sense in it.

High bid $7 from candyflip atm.

8 dollars

Top bid $8 from ztik

Two hours left.

Two hours left.

Two hours left

Lol ok. The board is acting up. The top post is 1 minute late and you can take it from there.

Yeah thats because the board has never seen such a fucked up thread by such a fucked up person.

You really have issues from reading your posts on other boards.