George Carlin' s Solution to Save Gasoline

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  • BV
    wtf
    • Sep 2001
    • 10914

    #1

    George Carlin' s Solution to Save Gasoline

    George Carlin' s Solution to Save Gasoline:

    Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.....

    The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!

    That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down....

    Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border....

    When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ...

    Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military....

    Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....
    After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country....

    He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot..... .
    This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. ....

    If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo....

    Problem solved...
  • Bex
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    • Feb 2003
    • 2382

    #2
    Haha. That works.


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    • crockett
      in a van by the river
      • May 2003
      • 76818

      #3
      lol I like the last part.. George Carlin has always been one of my favorites.
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      • [ Nate ]
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        • Mar 2007
        • 1468

        #4
        He is a funny dude, for sure!!!!
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        • Quagmire
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          • Jul 2005
          • 6490

          #5


          Newsreel announcer: Young people from all over the globe are joining up to fight for the future.
          Soldier #1: I'm doing my part.
          Soldier #2: I'm doing my part.
          Soldier #3: I'm doing my part.
          Young kid dressed up as a soldier: I'm doing my part too.
          [Soldiers laugh]
          Newsreel announcer: They're doing their part. Are you? Join the Mobile Infantry and save the world. Service guarantees citizenship.

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          • Barefootsies
            Choice is an Illusion
            • Feb 2005
            • 42635

            #6
            Originally posted by Bex
            That works.
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            • The Truth Hurts
              Zph7YXfjMhg
              • Nov 2002
              • 15741

              #7
              not carlin.

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              • SykkBoy2
                Jesus loves bacon
                • Feb 2001
                • 19969

                #8
                Originally posted by Quagmire


                Newsreel announcer: Young people from all over the globe are joining up to fight for the future.
                Soldier #1: I'm doing my part.
                Soldier #2: I'm doing my part.
                Soldier #3: I'm doing my part.
                Young kid dressed up as a soldier: I'm doing my part too.
                [Soldiers laugh]
                Newsreel announcer: They're doing their part. Are you? Join the Mobile Infantry and save the world. Service guarantees citizenship.
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                • GAMEFINEST
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                  • Nov 2006
                  • 14470

                  #9
                  carlin is hilarious
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                  • L-Pink
                    working on my tan
                    • Mar 2005
                    • 39151

                    #10
                    George Carlin for president.

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                    • D Ghost
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                      • May 2006
                      • 9819

                      #11
                      hahahahaha

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                      • pornguy
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                        • Mar 2003
                        • 62910

                        #12
                        Got to love Carlin
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                        • atom
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                          • Apr 2002
                          • 2740

                          #13
                          I thought that was Robin Williams who said that, oh well.
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                          • BV
                            wtf
                            • Sep 2001
                            • 10914

                            #14
                            I've been scammed!

                            I guess it wasn't George: http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlingas.asp

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                            • mikesouth
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                              • Jun 2003
                              • 6334

                              #15
                              its funny but you dont really want our military to be made up of that do you?

                              I mean get real
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                              • Xniphobe
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                                • Jan 2008
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                                #16
                                Great Idea! In fact, it's such a great idea I think it should be applied to everybody. No more of this "I was lucky enough to be born here, so I get to be a citizen" bullshit. Nope. Instead what we'll do is require everybody to do wartime military service in order to gain citizenship. Wouldn't that be totally awesome!??

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                                • fluffygrrl
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                                  • May 2006
                                  • 2187

                                  #17
                                  It wouldn't be awesome, it'd be Israel.

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                                  • MandyBlake
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                                    • Nov 2002
                                    • 17761

                                    #18
                                    lol that is too funny.
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                                    • tony299
                                      lurker
                                      • Aug 2002
                                      • 57021

                                      #19
                                      Actually there are bunch serving and dying in iraq

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                                      • MissMina
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                                        • Jan 2004
                                        • 2478

                                        #20
                                        I love George Carlin he rocks..

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                                        • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
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                                          • Jul 2006
                                          • 20368

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Quagmire


                                          Newsreel announcer: Young people from all over the globe are joining up to fight for the future.
                                          Soldier #1: I'm doing my part.
                                          Soldier #2: I'm doing my part.
                                          Soldier #3: I'm doing my part.
                                          Young kid dressed up as a soldier: I'm doing my part too.
                                          [Soldiers laugh]
                                          Newsreel announcer: They're doing their part. Are you? Join the Mobile Infantry and save the world. Service guarantees citizenship.
                                          FUck that movie rocked SO HARD, hahaha.

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                                          • farkedup
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Nov 2007
                                            • 2490

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Xniphobe
                                            Great Idea! In fact, it's such a great idea I think it should be applied to everybody. No more of this "I was lucky enough to be born here, so I get to be a citizen" bullshit. Nope. Instead what we'll do is require everybody to do wartime military service in order to gain citizenship. Wouldn't that be totally awesome!??
                                            we're not even at war right now so how could everybody serve during wartime? There has been no declaration of war against a specific country. This is an unlawful invasion/occupation.

                                            I'd rather have the mexicans over there building shit and landscaping than doing the same over here all while mooching off of welfare.
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                                            • viencarl
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • May 2007
                                              • 4234

                                              #23
                                              haha hes such a funny guy for sure

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                                              • Xrated J
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                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 4347

                                                #24

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