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emjay · 03-31-2008, 03:56 AM

You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent Wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. For a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, 'F---you!' Then he turned to his bride and said, 'F--- you!

Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, 'I'm outta here.'

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this Guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless' commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000

Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui: $8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD

flashfire · 03-31-2008, 03:58 AM

if this is true that is sooooo funny

GrouchyAdmin · 03-31-2008, 03:59 AM

This story is as real as the Easter bunny, and much like the Easter bunny, ends up dropping by every year, so long as there are kids in the house.

JimmiDean · 03-31-2008, 06:48 AM

This is an URBAN LEGEND been around in different variations for years.
Just google urban legend and it will come up and several sites.

tranza · 03-31-2008, 07:32 AM

Source please?

Jens Van Assterdam · 03-31-2008, 07:38 AM

its posted the 4th or 5th time this month now...

carol.prime · 03-31-2008, 08:48 AM

lol! nice advertisement then.

firecracker · 03-31-2008, 09:09 AM

Amusing, however if the actual source of this is not found, I'd agree: URBAN LEGEND

PornDiscounts-R · 03-31-2008, 09:09 AM

haha,That should be done. Would be a really cool way to get even

LeRoy · 03-31-2008, 09:12 AM

Sound like something I would do

JUSTB · 03-31-2008, 09:14 AM

someone needs to go to snopes

GAMEFINEST · 03-31-2008, 09:19 AM

the good shiiiet ..

Farang · 03-31-2008, 09:22 AM

emjay · 03-31-2008, 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza

Source please?

A friend in Germany who emailed it to me. Upon googling, it would appear indeed that it might be an urban legend, not sure...

gornyhuy · 03-31-2008, 10:41 AM

Duh.

I think all GFY posts should have to go through a snopes filter first.

emjay · 03-31-2008, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy

Duh.

I think all GFY posts should have to go through a snopes filter first.

maybe you are right gornyhuy, love your handle btw

Spyce · 03-31-2008, 10:44 AM

It's still funny - wouldn't you love to have been a fly on the wall at that reception... just to see the looks on their faces...

fuzebox · 03-31-2008, 11:59 AM

http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/bothered.asp

sniperwolf · 03-31-2008, 12:27 PM

that was a good one!

D · 03-31-2008, 12:32 PM

Funny Story. Hadn't heard that legend before.

http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/bothered.asp

D · 03-31-2008, 12:35 PM

Funny Story. Hadn't heard that legend before.

http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/bothered.asp

Violetta · 03-31-2008, 01:09 PM

haha... cool!

teg0 · 03-31-2008, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox

http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/bothered.asp

Yep, seen it more than once.

KILL_FRENZY · 03-31-2008, 01:24 PM

smart guy

VeriSexy · 03-31-2008, 01:50 PM

I read this wayy too many times

03-31-2008, 03:56 AM	#1
emjay Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Back in Blighty Posts: 4,277	Mastercard Wedding You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent Wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. For a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, 'F---you!' Then he turned to his bride and said, 'F--- you! Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, 'I'm outta here.' He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this Guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless' commercial out of this? Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000. Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000 Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui: $8,500. The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man: Priceless. There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD __________________ I Run 500+ WhatsApp Groups. The Zuck Owns Me www.emjayconsultancy.com

03-31-2008, 03:59 AM	#3
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