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BradM 03-28-2008 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted by iwantchixx (Post 13991572)
lol it's not the end of the world. I've lived with mine for two decades now. Noticed it when I was around 8 or 9 years old and thought it was normal. Of course I later figured out it was not normal. However. it has not caused me any issues.. in fact.. I've had compliments.. even missionary for a chick is hot for them when I slam my curved bat deep into her. hits more nerves and lets her feel more than just the head.. every inch from top to bottom is felt and they love it.

Honestly.. if it's not causing any erectile issues, urinating problems, uncomfortable sensations or pain.. live with it and use it to your advantage. Nothing good comes form cutting open your dick to fix anything.. dude.. it's your dick.. picture it being sliced wide open.. then sewed shut and trying to pee, dealing with morning hard-ons and tight pants....
LMK if I can send you a Fastsize at a substantial discount to cure your curve. It will work guaranteed.

madfuck 03-28-2008 04:46 PM
sorry to hear tht!!! lol

pornask 03-28-2008 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 13990592)
Hope you get things straightened out with your penis...

ADG
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Hope you don't end up looking like Donny Long :throwup:

digifan 03-28-2008 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by BradM (Post 13990338)
Serious infection happens in 30% of penile surgeries, which is why most urologists have stopped recommending them.

Some users of ours had 4 YES FOUR surgeries. Finally infection went away, and they ended up losing use of their penis a few years later.

Risky business.
Funny boy :thumbsup

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 03-28-2008 06:40 PM
http://www.asiandivagirls.com/gfy/ju...ctal-exam2.jpg

You should get a second opinion - I hear that Juicy gives GFY discounts too... :winkwink:

ADG

VeriSexy 03-28-2008 06:59 PM
Damn.. heres to a speedy recovery!

Spunky 03-28-2008 07:01 PM
Damn I hate when that happens..ouch

RayVega 03-30-2008 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted by MikeVega (Post 13991538)
What the Fuck Bro ...??? :(
Yea dude, can you imagine??? I forgot to tell you about it. Fucked up right? Now the Broad gotta sit shotgun to blow me. Shit looks like dead man's curve and shit. When I lay in the tub my dick looks like a fucking periscope. I'm gonna take a photo and claim it's the fucking lockness monster.:helpme

Fuck it, I'll live with it. Now it's my trademark. It doesn't hurt or anything and isn't that pronounced.

"Q: What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?

A: Fucks Funny."


-Sickle dick :(

amateur-skin 03-30-2008 10:12 AM
holy FUCK son. Ive heard of the dick being completely broken, where the corpus cavernosum's blood vessels are shattered and the penis pools with blood requiring immediately surgery (you'd hear a POP) lol.

disgusting i hope you're ok

RayVega 03-30-2008 10:18 AM
Shit, I just found out that Bill Clinton had this shit too!

You know that fucker was laying the pipe down like a madman! If the president of the fucking United States has it, then fuck it, I'm in good company. I'm not getting head from no fat bitch though! That's a club I want no part of.

Michaelious 03-30-2008 10:22 AM
Oh that sounds painful!!

minniesoporno 03-30-2008 05:18 PM
Your luck you weren't rushed to ER, couple years ago I was with my x he was on top and decided to go in for one more, I heard a pop, then there was blood and his swelled up to a pear.

it was a bitch trying to even get him to the hospital. and he was rushed to ER.

Whether you guys want to believe it or not your dick's can break and it's a serious issue even if you think it's nothing.

c0ld 03-30-2008 05:33 PM
I still don't get it.. how can it 'break' if there's no bone in it? Just muscle..

Ivan Fuckalot 03-30-2008 05:48 PM
Man, just cut it off! It's just like pulling out the teeth.

Iron Fist 03-30-2008 05:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Ivan Fuckalot (Post 13999685)
Man, just cut it off! It's just like pulling out the teeth.
:error:error:error

minniesoporno 03-30-2008 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted by chrisje (Post 13999628)
I still don't get it.. how can it 'break' if there's no bone in it? Just muscle..
its the blood vesels and the muscle, its like popping a balloon.

Michaelious 03-31-2008 02:29 PM
That shit happened to a freind of mine, he's got a bird on top phobia now!

donnylong 03-31-2008 02:37 PM
is that why mine looks like that did I break it?:Oh crap
http://www.donnylongproductions.com/...t/_MG_3764.JPG


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