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CunningStunt · 03-27-2008, 01:46 PM

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan Officer.
She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500.

The car is parked on the street in front of the bank.
She has the Title, and everything checks out.
The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 Loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns. She repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.

What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

Vick! · 03-27-2008, 01:54 PM

good old joke .. but it was without blonde lol ..

sniperwolf · 03-27-2008, 02:46 PM

ahahaha she's witty imho!

Violetta · 03-27-2008, 03:34 PM

old but very good...

Eva PSC · 03-27-2008, 03:40 PM

very good joke!!

L-Pink · 03-27-2008, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Eva PSC

very good joke!!

yea, but you're biased

gornyhuy · 03-27-2008, 05:46 PM

1990 called.

VeriSexy · 03-27-2008, 06:05 PM

oldie but a goodie

tony286 · 03-27-2008, 06:06 PM

very funny

viencarl · 03-28-2008, 05:49 AM

classic goodie

KILL_FRENZY · 03-28-2008, 08:48 AM

Isradude · 03-28-2008, 08:49 AM

carol.prime · 03-28-2008, 08:59 AM

great old joke.

AdPatron · 03-28-2008, 09:24 AM

Gotta love a classic

Farang · 03-28-2008, 09:27 AM

yep, it was posted here but there was a businessman instead of blonde

D · 03-28-2008, 09:30 AM

oldie but goodie...

First time I've heard it with "Blonde" inserted though...

Usually it's "Multi-Millionaire" and leaves the reader with a greater understanding as to how he attained his millions.

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 03-28-2008, 10:07 AM

oldie but goodie

tranza · 03-28-2008, 10:15 AM

Lol, very nice one!!

TCSMatt · 03-28-2008, 10:45 AM

martinsc · 03-28-2008, 10:54 AM

old, but never too old...

tehHinjew · 03-28-2008, 11:34 AM

supposed to be with an indian

chelo - adultcopywriters · 03-28-2008, 02:30 PM

nice!

Fap · 03-28-2008, 03:18 PM

old stuff but definitly wasnt a blonde it was a man with an lambo heh

03-27-2008, 01:46 PM	#1
CunningStunt Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,594	Smart blonde uses her brain (JOKE) A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan Officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. She has the Title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 Loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns. She repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

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